Pretzelcoatl

@slinkingflorist.bsky.social

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I grow flowers and pet cats and play DND and whine a little

An Australian shepherd accepts head rubs in a grassy yard
A car door with 9 scratches from the claws of an excitable bulldog
An Australian shepherd sleeps with his head on my chest in bed
A red onion significantly larger than my fist
A park bench on a grassy hilly overlooking a park. Low mountains are visible in the distance.
An Australian shepherd stands in a yard with one ear raised and the other flopped as he looks happily to the camera
A red merle Australian shepherd lies on a black couch accepting belly rubs
A red merle Australian shepherd stands in a grassy yard with one ear up and one flopped over
A sandwich with half a dozen sandwiches worth of pepper relish dumped on top of the cheese and 2 slivers of red onion
A grey field covered in rings and streaks of light
A freshly mowed lawn seen from above
A seemingly normal park bench on a concrete slab which, by design or defect, is impossible to rest on
A red merle Australian shepherd stands in a yard next to an orange and blue ball
A tabby cat curls in a small cubby fast asleep
A 3 foot talk milkweed bush with red stems, long thin seed pods, and apired oblong leaves
An Australian shepherd presses his head into my foot as he hooks an arm behind my leg to keep me in place
An Australian shepherd stands in an overgrazed field with his eyes closed and tongue out
A grey cat walks intimidatingly toward tge camer woth mouth open across a trampoline
A scoop of beef and bean curry cold in an unappetizing bolus in a green bowl
A bundle of burrs bound by dog hair vaguely resembling a nugget of weed
An Australian shepherd grins with his eyes closed as a bulldog looks excitedly to the camera as they lay next to each other in the grass
Chili peppers growing on a plant in a wooden container
An Australian shepherd sits in front of a small stream in the woods
An Australian shepherd lies on a bed with a yellow blanket and green sheets. He looks to the camera excitedly
An Australian shepherd looks pleadingly up to the camera for outside time but wildfire smoke has us stuck indoors
The sun in a smoky grey sky is weakly visible as a red orb surrounded by an odd reddish rectangle
A pair of flawless new headphone pads on a worn pair of headphones
An Australian shepherd looks up from a seated position woth his eyes squeezes shut and his mouth agape
An Australian shepherd and a bulldog lie in the grass across from each other
An Australian shepherd bares his teeth over his shoulder as a black and white bulldog runs into his back
An Australian shepherd lies in the grass between two lawn chairs with a multicolored toy shaped like a long limbed monkey
An Australian shepherd lying flat on the ground with his head down and mouth open.
Klaus from American dad as a person stands left of Stan from American dad also as a person
A grey cat with green eyes shouts at the camera from his perch next to an open cardboard box full of plant bulbs
A sleepy Australian shepherd grins in the back seat of a car
An Australian shepherd lies behind potted plants under a porch
A worn out looking Australian shepherd rests on pine needle littered dirt in the woods
A shiny black wasp like creature clings to a tan packet in the grass
A bundle of small ghost pipes growing through pine needle litter along a trail. A dog's butt intrudes from the left
An unwrapped chicken and bean burrito topped with a mound if shredded cheese
A series of images from arrested development showing Michael holding a box labeled "dead dove do not eat," opening the box, then saying "i dont know what I expected"
An Australian shepherd squints at the camera with his tongue out next to a sign labeled "Hearth 1" in a wooded area
A list showing that I cleaned the fridge, shopped, cooked, took trash out, did the dishes, did 3 loads of laundry, and ate a meal
A quart bowl half full of shredded chicken, onions, peppers, and garlic
A chicken breast the size of my ebtire fucking hand
A barn covered in patriotic swastikas
A nervous Australian shepherd sits in a dark living room
A very nervous Australian shepherd lies on a black tile floor next to a a white tub. He lies atop a crumpled blue bathmat
A plain circle of pizza crust wet and limp with oil and smeared with spoonfuls of seasoning mix. It is cut into thick squares?
A red merle Australian shepherd lies in a grassy yard side on to the camera but looking towards it.
An Australian shepherd lies in the grass with an odd forced expression on his face
An Australian shepherd lies on his side in the grass, eyes squeezed shut with pleasure at his belly rubs
A rear view of a spider with an extremely bulbous rear with a complex black and gold pattern
26 fresh eggs in a bowl lined with blue cloth. They are shiny and wet from dunk testing and washing
Chicken sliders with Swiss cheese on a steel pan
A bulbous fungus tipped in greyish green resembles a duck due to the bill like tip and scars on the fungus resembling eyes and nostrils
A tiny brown mushroom glistens amidst the leaflitter