Dwayne Slipshod

@slipshod.bsky.social

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He/Him/That Silly Bugger I draw, cook, generally mess about, and I'm on a podcast with friends where we chat about the weekly cartoons we watched over at https://www.youtube.com/user/letsgojojoshow

Gooseberrys and syrup cooking in a pot
Professor x asks; "So what mutation do you have that would help the x-men?" To which I demonstrate; "Check it out professor... I can't fall into a toilet. Even when the seat is up!" Professor x begins to say; "Well, that's not..." But I interrupt by lifting my feet off of the ground while waving my hands. Professor X thinks; "Holy shit"
Darkseid is pwning noobs
Close up of a bee eating honey off of a knife
Tomodachi life version of Columbo interrogating me
Puppets going about town pretending they're normal when they're not they're really freaky with what sounds like a funeral bell tolling
A transformer in three images, from right to left; first in a running position, second leapt into the air while partially transformed, then third is a fully transformed mini cooper driving at full speed.
Magnus, Robot Fighter, punches the head off of one robot, while another robot rushes him in the foreground. In the background there are three apes.
A drawing of a goblin in the style of Jack Kirby with screentone colours and shading
A drawing of a goblin in the style like Jack Kirby
Drawings of a little bald goblin with a prominent fang
Drawings of a goblin with glasses
2 pages of sketches of various goblins
Sketch of Galandra from Absolum using only pencil, ballpoint pen and highlighters
Sketch of Galandra from Absolum, inked with pen and coloured with highlighters
Comic panel of Life-man looking at a menu "Some might call him a cheapskate. Others might praise him for his self restraint."
Three sketches of Karl from the game Absolum, with a sketch of a mural by Edward DeLandre
Roast potatoes, shallots, carrots, parsnips, green beans, peas, Brussels sprouts and stuffing balls all contained within a dinner plate sized Yorkshire pudding
The words "my dick!" Drawn on grid paper in a crt TV style. Technical specifications and numbers indicate it to be the work of some kind of madman.
Ennis Pride parade going up Parnell Street
Pencil drawn maze on a yellow sticky note. Entrances on the top left and bottom right.
Pencil drawing of a maze on a pink sticky-note
Nubby's Number Factory screenshot where the game has been played to the point where it's broken, and not in the fun way as intended, straight up crashed
CG monstrosity that they tore down a bunch of traditional houses to make
Early morning photograph, still dark out, moon nearly as bright as the orange streetlight, the fog making the sky a greenish hue.
A goblin with very wide irises
Panel 1 of comic: I'm leaving the building while someone is shouting "Where are ye now?" Panel 2: I am accosted by a hand that wants to be shook, the owner of the hand yells "Hows a goin' buddie! Happy new year!"
The Del Rubio Triplets
A comic depicting two guys I walked past. One asks; "were you young back then?" To which the second guy responded "I was fifty one last Tuesday"
Page showing a robot getting rough with a local alien.
A stack of gluten free doughnuts
The helmet impacts the creatures nose, cratering it, as the creature stands stunned. Someone's hand presses the button on a stopwatch, saying "Three minutes, fifteen seconds." Eileen turns to see this character, as the creature falls knocking over several bookshelves. A burly woman dressed in a green suit says "Fionn beat the beast in two minutes, three seconds." Eileen rolls her eyes as her teacher says "I see we have a LOT of work to do, Eileen." Eileen walks away in a huff, restating "I HATE practical exams."
The creature searches between its legs to see Eileen having donned the armour's helmet and reaches for the sword. As the creature steps towards her, she finds the sword is far too heavy for her to pick up, she doffs her helmet, hurling it with both hands at the creature.
As the creature turns to face her, Eileen grins. When the creature brings both of its arms above its head, attempting to smash down on Eileen, but she slides between its legs to dodge the blow. We see her grimace as she sees she's about to slide straight into a standing suit of armour with a sword. The armour falls apart as she hits it.
As the creature places his hand on a bookshelf, we see Eileen begin to slowly prepare to react, as the creature is revealed; a large blue furred troll-like thing. It rushes her shouting "BLARGH", Eileen is leaping out of the way of its huge hand smashing the table where she had just been sitting.
1st panel has an open door. The text box reads; Just another day in the Hallowed Halls 2nd, 3rd and 4th has our character, Eileen, counting her exams on her fingers She says; "Three exams, two essays, and a practical exam..." 5th panel Eileen, a child with long black hair wearing a green school uniform the sleeves of which seem baggy on her, is in what looks like a library, and looks annoyed as she says "I hate practical exams. How am I suppsoed to remember all this..." 6th Panel as she's reading from a large tome, she says to herself "this stuff. My folks were mad to send me here." 7th panel has something lurking in the foreground behind where she is sitting at a desk, she says "sure, I'm a bit ...different but everyone here is really."
a snake woman listening to music, presumably Talking Heads as she's wearing a shirt of the band
A Transformer drawn sprinting on the right image, transforming in mid air in the center, and landing while driving as a Mini Cooper S on the left image.
A Mini Cooper S Transformer, standing in robot mode beside it's car mode
Mass amnesia mostly cured, except everyone forgetting one of the hosts. There is a tiny man there instead.
In a fit of nonsense; a single grape is the best baked good available.
A coming concerning a dream about the bake off where there is mass amnesia and things get silly
Goblin with a bunny hiding behind her
A curragh boat that's also an undead guy
Pizza flavor ramen; flat rice noodles in a broth made meaty with pepperoni, made cheesy with mozzarella and parmesan, and topped with scallions
A statue of two farmers selling a cow, all three with traffic cones on their heads
Exactly forty four grams of unsalted butter on a plate, which is on a set of scales
A tiny car, more like an enclosed chair that drives
Cherry blossoms in bloom
A homemade gluten free pizza with cherry tomatoes, chestnut mushrooms, with emmental and mozzarella
Pro-Ukraine rally in Ireland
A stack of lemon ricotta pancakes with a Lego Spider-Man for scale
Graffiti on a metal gate over a "NO PARKING"sign, I think it might say "Tosto 2y!", but I'm not sure
Yorkshire puddings attempting to escape a silicone muffin tray
Dinner plate sized Yorkshire pudding filled with roast potatoes, carrots, parsnips, peas, green beans, shallots, and a bunch of other bits. With a Lego Spider-Man for scale; the pudding wall is taller than him!
Left to right; annoyed opossum, shocked opossum, curious opossum