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A crowd of people under two giant screens showing Ja Rule rapping into a microphone.
News headline that reads “NASA wants US to be the first nation to put nuclear reactor on the moon”. In smaller text below “Updated 12 hr ago.” Below that text “By Alexandra Skores, Jackie Wattle”. Below is a picture of the moon 3/4 lit against a black background.
Screenshot of a news article with the headline “Italian soccer club Lazio fires falconer for posting photos of his penis implant.” Below is a photo of a male falconer, with a Carolina blue soccer shirt on, holding a falcon on one glove covered arm. The background is tiered, empty, dark blue stadium seats. Below the photos the caption is cut off but says “Mascot Olympia is recovered by falconer Juan Bernabé after escaping…start of a Serie A soccer match between Lazio and areas more. Updates 3:36 PM EST, January 14, 2025”
Sign posted with dried leaves and trees behind it. The header is a white sans serif font on a navy blue background that says: Bass Lake Park. Under that in a navy sans serif font on a white background, it reads: Bass Lake Trail is a natural trail. Use caution while enjoying the trail as you may encounter: Tree roots, mud, rocks, wildlife, etc.
A perfect lady dog lying on a navy blue couch, her front paws resting on a fluffy white pillow, her tail fanned out. A window with open blinds is behind the couch. There is another pillow with white flower petal designs to her left.
A grey hoodie with the NFL team Saints logo printed on it: a black and gold fleur de lis above SAINTS written in black text
The iPhone app icon for Duolingo, a language learning app in which Duo the owl looks like a struggling zombie. He is green with sweat beads on his face, eyes are bloodshot, one eye is drooping, his pink tongue is flopping out of his orange beak and a large yellow snot glob is dripping out of one nostril.
News headline that reads “The Taliban says it wants people to visit Afghanistan. Here’s what it’s like”. Article by Sahar Akbarzai, CNN. Published 4:04 AM GMT+2, Thu Aug 22, 2024 Picture with the caption “Thai tourists pose for a picture during a visit to the Kart-e-Sakhi Shrine in Kabul during a March 2024 visit.
Slleeves in a window seat on a flight wearing her dog’s bright pink, soft, velvety, inflatable e-collar because IT WORKS just as well as a human neck pillow.
Justin Bieber’s “Changes” album cover from 2020 where his body is twisted with his face away from the camera, shoulder forward, covered in tattoos. The photo is saturated in red.
A screenshot of Google maps showing the location of the restaurant Sbarro in Las Vegas on Ballys Dr. with a rating of 3.3. The description says “Fast-food chain for pizza & pasta.”
Mushroom tops that look like human nipples growing out of lush, green grass.
View of a bar from the patron’s point of view. 2 black metal backed stools, a wooden bar with a tip jar and an unidentifiable object on it. Beer taps lined up against a metal wall behind the bar.
Black and white movie screen still of Terri Garr, Gene Wilder and Marty Feldman from Young Frankenstein.
The word FUCK written in diagonally lined blocked letters, going vertically up the paper, next to a spiral notebook with a drawing of just the face of a monster-human with fangs screaming into the abyss. There are wrinkles around its mouth. Really it kind of just looks like it’s yawning because it doesn’t have eyebrows.
A picture of a light switch with a label on it that says “Light Switch”
Description of Medical care instructions that’s titled “Taking Care of Stitches (01:45)”. Body text says “Your health professional recommends that you watch this short online health video. Leah how to care for your stitches to help them heal properly.”
Back of a street sign with purple graffiti that says “SOUP”
Blurb of news article that says “The trial is part of what Neuralink is calling its “PRIME Study,” short for “Precise Robotically Implanted Brain-Computer Interface,” which aims to study
Photo of the entrance sign to Lehigh University that says “Lehigh”. The sign is in focus while the background of a pot of flowers and a brick building are not.
Picture of the cutest dog in the entire world laying in a hole behind a park bench.
CNN headline that reads “Opinion: Why Trump is so ill-suited for giving testimony today.” Opinion by Dennis Aftergut. Updated 2:07 PM EST, Mon Nov 6, 2023
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Instagram post from blatant.space of a disheveled cat puppet wearing an orange vest with the caption “you guys like cats”
Tweet from @sllevs that says HUMANS: if you do not wash your hands after using the bathroom like you are scrubbing in for surgery, you’re the reason diseases are spread. This PSA was brought to you by the ridiculous amount of grown ass women I see just sprinkling their fingers b4 leaving the bathroom. I’m gonna throw up emoji.
CNN analysis headline that says, “‘Frasier’ reboot, ‘Goosebumps’ and 98 Degrees have us wondering…are we back in the ‘90s?”
Still of actress Karen Gillian from the movie Gunpowder Milkshake standing in front of a shiny elevator background wearing a orange and white bowling jacket that is splattered with dirt and blood.
A photo of the hip area of a person wearing an American flag pattered fanny pack, over a hot pink shirt, and grey and white speckled pants. Wooden slats make up the background.
Picture of a white mushroom with a yellow center surrounded by brown leaves and a few green leaves.