Sloan Garrett

@sloangarrett.bsky.social

139 Followers 172 Following

Self-parody account. 18+. Canadian west coaster. Unpublished author of a hilarious novel that one rejector called “entertaining on every page.” Views (such as they are) are my own.

A screenshot of a YouTube video listing with a split-screen image of Trump’s face, Trump’s bruised hand, and the host of the video, a bald white man wearing earphones. The title says “Physical therapist: Trump has four months to live. David Packman Show. 1.9 M views.” It says the video was posted 5 months ago.
Abstract geometric drawing
A bottle of Poo-Pourri Before You Go Toilet Spray
Screenshot of red Bluesky alert banner saying Rate Limit Exceeded
A screenshot of a partial paragraph of the Toronto Star reading “The three police leaders appeared in front of a phalanx of reporters and cameras Thursday morning, all three in white shirts and their black protective vests — “POLICE” emblazoned in large white letters across the front of each”
A moored ship at twilight
Screenshot of a current news headline: 5th person hospitalized in E. coli outbreak linked to Pillsbury brand Pizza Pops
A portrait photo of Anthony Joshua, who knocked out Jake Paul 19 December 2025
Pantone's Color of the Year 2025 - Mocha Mousse
Poor ink drawing of a chair
The cover for Quincy Jones’s album The Dude, featuring an African sculpture of a large-headed male figure walking against a background of stars
A drawing of geometric shapes in ballpoint pen on a 5 cm square of folded napkin.
A photo of a computer screen with a window that says "Ready for Apple Intelligence. Time to experience the new personal intelligence system." and a button that says Set Up Apple Intelligence.