slobot

@slobot.bsky.social

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Forums poster on senior status. Pointlessness enthusiast. He/him.

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Search results showing a person replying to just about everything with "why is this lowkey adorable though"
Excerpt from Pacific Power LSX datasheet: Select from Library of 200 Arbitrary Waveforms LSX Series offers sine, clipped sine, square, triangle, and custom waveforms. Create and preview arbitrary waveforms via SmartSource Suite web browser with named aliases for easy selection.
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Barbecue chicken mac and cheese
Sarah Andersen comic: How it feels to be alive lately -Existing- "That'll be $70." "Ok."
Bereft of legal arguments, Plaintiff resorts to accusations that Defendants made erroneous statements to the Court. But it is Plaintiff who makes false claims.
Album art for Eat At Whitey's by Everlast
Three text strings: "Press the button, Frank." (from Mystery Science Theater 3000) "Shh, don't wake the pixels." "Here's Tom with the weather." (from a Bill Hicks sketch about drugs)
Screenshot of my math drill page. Black on gray. There are a lot of statistics like average time and first time accuracy. One line says "Been thinking a lot about a decorated book lately" followed by a cropped image of a fancy middle ages style capital letter.
A black Xteink X4 on top of its packaging. The screen is showing the default dark Sumi lock screen.
Yellow Drum Machine by Frits Lyneborg. A robot with yellow treads, servo-driven drumsticks, and an ultrasonic transducer for a head drives up to a tall black vase and drums on it for a while. Then it turns to find a new object
Thinking Chair by Arthur Ganson. A small chair, suspended from behind by a wire rod, walks in endless circles around the surface of a flat rock. The mechanism and gears are visible below the rock
Two yellow robots sit on swings behind glass. The installation appears to be at a train station, possibly in Germany or Switzerland. The robots are pumping their legs to move the swings and turning their heads to look around. They have exposed wiring on their backs
A walking nightlight by Lanius. A glowing cube atop six mechanical legs wanders through the hallways of a house.
Tweet by Damien Owens @OwensDamien I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this: 'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'
Screenshot from the streets of Detroit in the 2011 video game Deus Ex: Human Revolution. There's a stop sign that is transparent and flickering. It appears to be worse than a physical metal sign in every way.
Still from an old TV ad for the original Halo. A man in a suit is giving a thumbs up to the camera. It's the part where he says, "Together, we will form a giant can opener, and we will open a giant can of whoop-ass."
JEGS pro stock car
Screenshot of Balatro. Current round is The Psychic, which requires the player to play five cards at a time. However, the player has unwisely reduced their hand size to four by duplicating an eternal (unsellable) Stuntman joker.
A playlist titled "An. Arrow. Flight." containing Iron Butterfly's catalog
Album art for Mirrored by Battles
Dilbert comic from 1998. Wally: "I'm not allowed to get a new computer until I get rid of the old one. The janitor won't allow it in the trash. Union rules won't let me carry it to storage. So I built this catapult. Like I always say, every problem has an engineering solution."
Three images from the 1969 film The Assassination Bureau. Diana Rigg is seated in front of a desk. She is describing a person's moral crimes. The captions read, "Pride. Arborists. And murder." As you have probably guessed, the second word should be "avarice."
A Star Trek: Deep Space 9 scene depicting a gathering of Ferengis. Text overlaid reads, "You don't understand. Ferengi workers don't want to stop the exploitation. We want to find a way to become the exploiters."
A clip from the Batman: The Animated Series episode The Man Who Killed Batman. A coffin rolls down a conveyor belt towards a large vat of green liquid that is bubbling ominously. Subtitles from the coffin say, "Would it help if I said I'm sorry? I'm really, really, really, really, really sorry."
A traffic light support extending over a road. The light is red. To the right of the traffic light is a sign that says, "Alternate route when arrow on." Above that is an unlit black box.
Merge Maestro with enemy health reading "NaN," meaning not a number because the values got too large for the program to handle
A clip of Merge Maestro with damages reaching the trillions
Opening page of a comic book with Joker holding playing cards -- jacks -- and describing some of his various origin stories
Screenshot from the game Merge Maestro showing the Cockroach enemy. Ability text reads, "Reduces all incoming damage by 104005." Lore text reads, "Why is it so hard to kill?"