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idk I literally just got here

the “i’m gonna say it - i don’t care that you hurt your elbow” meme
a no loitering sign in a gas station parking lot: NO LOITERING VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSECUTED TO THE FULL EXTENT OF THE LAW
a visual of the apparatus that lets you smoke 110 cigarettes at once. they are arranged in a halo around the top of your head pointing up with a snorkel tube to your mouth
Mickey Mouse
once again folks, it’s my favorite 3d particle visualization of one blue humanoid standing on a podium and another blue humanoid in a sitting position behind it. the one that’s standing up is blowing hurricane force shit and poop particles directly into the face and head of the seated one. the particle visualization is color coded to indicate velocity of the stink particles
top down photo of a birria taco plate, three beautiful tacos and a big pile of grilled onions and cilantro
norm mcdonald at some youtube awards thing, caption saying “all the stars are here!” - he is saying it sarcastically
cropped screenshot of a dominos notification: Est. Delivery by 5:52pm - 6:07pm Making Your Order We began preparing your order.
lily again, with her body spun around all weird on her favorite blanket, head facing a completely different direction than her body, because cats are made of water bones
lily, the oldest sister calico, laying in her blanket sunspot after a long hard sunday of doing not shit
a post from harley morenstein on threads, the guy who’s only claim to fame is putting bacon in stuff on youtube 15 years ago on ‘epic meal time’, with a picture of him wearing a 1:1 recreation of the ‘JEE’ monogrammed quarter zip pullover that jeffrey epstein is famously wearing in one of the released photos.
pecan pie, caramel ice cream, a lil whipped cream, and a cinnamon sprinkle in a bowl (it’s a french soup bowl actually but we ball)
screenshot: Your Payment Was Declined! (Red circle logo of the disgusting rat) CHUCK E CHEESE PAYMENT DECLINED
an actual framecap from the c-span livestream of the removal of trump’s name from the kennedy center. the cameraman zoomed in CRAZY close and i caught the end of it in this pic
same post on threads: slop.guru 9m people think living in austin is all about 6th street and bbq. this is false. living in austin is all about watching a drag show in the gravel seating area of an outdoor bar in 101 degree weather with the hardest working queens you've ever seen 5 the_texagram 4m 十 Fuck no. What an abomination to Texas this comment is. 2 Top v slop.guru now • Author born and raised you dumb ignorant fuck. disgrace to the human race. history will forget you. slop.guru 2m • Author shut the fuck up idiot
silence, chatbot crab explosion meme
yea meme
article screenshot: Fully autonomous drones have killed human soldiers for the first time A senior figure in the Ukrainian defence industry told New Scientist that a test took place two years ago involving fully autonomous drones set to destroy anything in a given area, with confirmed casualties By Matthew Sparkes 10 June 2026
a gorgeous classic chicago style hot dog with all the traditional toppings: tomato, diced onion, green relish, sport peppers, yellow mustard, dill salt, pickle spear
threads screenshot: slop.guru 13h they should sell rotisserie chicken on airplanes Sabra sabra 5m Hardcore agree Now • Author cool thanks hummus company social media manager
5 panel supercut meme of john travolta with his new beret look doing his “two hands together to form a heart in front of my crotch” thing he’s doing now
emoji of a sad downcast face with its feet peeking out from below
oppenheimer looking at explosion meme
mark wahlberg in the departed at the end, wearing disposable gloves and a tracksuit, pointing a gun at the camera/at matt damon
another full photo of the romney bus - particularly awesome is MITTROMNEY.COM written directly across the leading edge of the front bumper, the last thing you see before you die
a sinister side photo of the front 2/3rds of mitt romney’s campaign bus (coach bus) at dusk, on a city street. the side of the bus is split white and blue and says ROMNEY in huge letters
robert the siamese in the same position mid-lick/yawn so his tongue is slurping out and he looks like a goober
dramatic portrait of robert the siamese sitting in bright sunset casting long light: top half intensely lit, he’s looking up and to the right with his eyes squinted, aloof, handsome, and always dumb
caitlin reilly “girl who is going to be okay” meme
hummus grilled cheese with a pickle
a grilled cheese with garlic hummus, gouda, and two cheddars, cut diagonally with a big ol pickle hanging out on the plate
a 1960’s seminar where a man is conveying his point with the aid of a overhead projector
close up of robert the siamese, his wet ass bottom lip is on full display
robert the siamese from portrait, with airplane ears, splooted on the couch
diagram of an idiot stepping on a rake and smacking themselves in the fuckin face, an entirely avoidable outcome
the gameboy advance boot up animation but it says “ouch oof owie”
low res 3d scientific particle visualization of two blue mannequins: on the left, a mannequin standing on a podium. on the right, a mannequin in a seated position. the one that’s standing up is blasting furious ass and poop particles directly into the face of the seated mannequin. serious ass bits are being chunked into the seated dude’s face. there’s a color scale bar on the top right to indicate the intensity of the shit bits being blasted two and fro
zoomed in screenshot from bluesky: fart followed you • 3h + Follow back
a badly photoshopped pic of a thunderstorm and a guy pointing a gun at it
a close cropped zoom photo of a cat tree with a little room in the back with a window - through the window, robin’s eyes are barely visible and menacing
close up blurry photo of robin the siamese’s snout, he looks goofy as hell
inside of a toilet stall door, “FUCK ICE” written in large green sharpie as it should be
the scientific graphic of someone sitting down and getting blasted face level with straight ass juice particles
my beautiful lovely life partner and best friend, a portrait photo in the botanical gardens, smiling while her beautiful red hair waves in the wind, with white heart-shaped Barbie style glasses that say “bride”, a beaming smile on her face, and a gorgeous knit nude corset with flowers and fun stuff all over, holding champagne glass
a recent close up photo of carrot top, sitting in what appears to be pajamas, with a huge messy jumble of his red hair, coupled with a creepy brown mustache and goatee. he’s making a somewhat sinister grin and he look stinky.
an extreme close up of the paw toe beans of our lovely girl lily
Chris Christie “you have been stopped” meme
talking to brick wall meme
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captain america psa leaning on a chair meme
a screenshot of a post from threads; DO NOT BUY CRAWFISH FROM THIS GUY in Houston !!!! He said hes been doing crawfish boil everyseason and he just boiled these today ...He sold me pre ate crawfish it was all heads(see pics below). I couldn't tell because of the way they were bagged but at 3.99 bucks a pound he got for me Brandyn LeMaster i want my Damn money back
french onion soup bowls on a marble coffee table
bernie sanders yelling into a mic at a rally, superimposed on the top right in a circle is a picture of the soup
two french onion soup crocks, no bread or cheese, before being finished and broiled in the oven
the finished french onion soup, in two soup crocks fresh out of the oven with a crunchy bread and a thick layer of Gruyère on top, bubbly and toasted
the finished french onion soup, happily simmering away becoming more and more delicious as time goes on
the finished product, deep brown caramelized onions ready to become soup
the same stock pot, with the onions almost fully caramelized and golden and beautiful and stinky
The stock pot of onions, fully reduced and turning gentle gold
the same stock pot of onions, now fully reduced and starting to golden