Slothy

@slothy.com

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aka Jon Shiring. CTO at Gravity Well (https://bsky.app/profile/gravitywell.games / https://gravitywell.games/). Previously: Apex Legends, Titanfall 1 & 2, CoD4: Modern Warfare 1 & MW2, CoD2, Savage. [b7/iCE]

Vince Zampella proudly laying on a car that was crushed by a tank.
A photo looking out the front window of a dune buggy driving down a street in LA.
Cap’n Crunch’s maze, which is basically a wiggly line.
A wild looking Japanese woman dressed in a chaotic Harajuku-style outfit with bright neon yellow hair next to a boring American with a bright neon green Mohawk.
Screenshot showing Penny saying, “Hey, since you're the first person to try it, I'm going to name this one 'Chili de Mr Fart'.”
A balatro 16-joker hand of kings and queens being scored, with a current score of 9.936e11 and a goal of 2.900e13.
Balatro screenshot showing a Round score of 4.475e11.
The ‘Lean In’ author, Sheryl Sandberg, asked if she could fly to Mexico and buy a kidney and put it in her handbag. She couldn’t believe that countries have laws against organ trafficking.
A segment from the book 'Careless People' where the author's boss tells representatives of the German government that she is Jewish and follows it up with, "I mean, I don't bring that up because of the Holocaust"
A beautiful lush green valley between two mountains. The Ka’a’awa valley in Hawaii, where movies like Jurassic Park have used the beautiful scenery to shoot iconic scenes.
Killer balatro screenshot showing a 3 billion round score with 2 hands left. Target is 47 billion.
A gorgeous mid-40’s man in glasses with a neon yellow-green Mohawk. But just beautiful. Handsome. Fetching. Really fabulous looking guy.
Screenshot showing that TikTok is still not in the App Store.
If you ask Google “what does two in the pink one in the stink mean?” Gemini says “one in the pink and one in the stink is a mnemonic device that helps children remember how to put on their shoes and claims kids have one pink shoe and one smelly shoe and wtf why are we doing this garbage???
A mountain with smoke rising while a plane drops fire suppression red water stuff on the raging palisades fire.
The massive Pacific Palisades Fire plume, resembling a volcano erupting
An instruction manual that shows a scooter with “Assemble the ? “ written under it
A Pokemon go screenshot that says: “Greetings from Skull Chair, Los Angeles, CA United States” with a happy holidays sticker on it.
A beautiful middle aged man with a pink Mohawk and a sad, failed attempt at green stripes to be a little Christmas elf.
A screenshot of Windows Explorer, showing "This PC" followed by "3D Objects" and after that "Desktop"
A screenshot of the game Balatro showing a win on Gold difficulty.
An absolutely gorgeous middle age man with 5 spikes in his pink Mohawk and also he has no chin.
The HoneyPot company
blinger kids Created by our Mom! The idea for blinger® came to our Mom one night in a dream. Then, in another dream, God said to her, "I want you to make this product." That was the beginning of an amazing journey for all of us. After many years of watching her fail to make the prototype, she finally did it. That's when she asked us if she could sell our home to manufacture blinger®. She was out of money and no one believed in her idea, but we did. So we said, "Yes, you have to do it Mom!" and she used the last of our money from the sale of our home, to make blinger® a reality. We hope blinger® brightens your life as much as it has ours. the Cella kids
Chicken pot pies. They look so good.
Sunrise in San Diego over a by