Slouchyr

@slouchyr.bsky.social

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If you start with the premise that trump's goal is to kill as many Americans as possible, then EVERYTHING he does makes sense.

Standard black & tan German Shepherd dog snoozing on a wood floor in front of 2 plant stands with pots of African violets. The bottom of the plant stands are blocked by child protective gates (keeps toddlers from toddling down stairs). A yellow dog relaxes on a small beige rug in the background. An iron stair railing can be seen on the right with the top two or 3 steps visible.
The scaffold used to hang the Heritage Foundation of it's day, the cabal that conspired to kill Lincoln. There appears to be 15 people on the scaffold, soldiers in uniform, and a few original Heritage Foundation members, preparing to hang these vile anti-Americans. There are about 30 soldiers standing on the prison wall above and behind the scaffold.
Teenage girl with her face resting on a pillow or something listening to a pink transistor radio with a shiny metal face plate on it. estimate it's about 1"X4"X5" tall. Likely tuned to dangerous border radio. This young lady's brain was probably being infected with corridos way back in 1961, softening her up & infecting her with EMPATHY! An early gateway for making transisers normal in your neighborhood.
a small whitetail deer grazes at the edge of the lawn, past a flower bed & potted canvas. Disgusted by the torn car window film & the sports talk, she leaves looking for a less embarrassing place to hang out. moron photographer couldn't pay attention for 9 seconds
Yellow dog sleeping on a tan rug with all 4 feet hidden under her.
ARMADILLO WORLD HEADQUARTERS Presents JOE ELY LUBBOCK REUNION OMIT ONE THIS DATE ONLY AUSTIN, TEXAS SATURDAY Dec 27 1980 9:00 P.M.
2 dogs non-chalantly lounging on the floor, a wrapper for a sleeve of crackers between them. They dont care. "He's always going on about something."
Broken limb still attached to the tree. White goop at the break point looks like wet Elmer's glue. Was inside the wood before it broke. white, dry, & hard.
A blue & white box of 10 Clinere earwax cleangers. They have a plastic spoon on one end and an ear wax scraper on the other end.
Three metal hair pins lined up next to each other, black against a white background.
Other side of the opener says "LUCKY LAGER AGE - DATED BEER:
The text from an internet ad for a "German" portable Solid State Disk drive "for a beer's price!". The price is shown as $45. I scrawled a purple underline for the words "German" & "for a beer's price!" to emphasize them.
A pic of the heritage foundation's hitler building in DC.
Miniature indoor whiffle ball game on an old TV.
2 large dogs laying on their sides in the floor, mouths open, playing bitey face.
standing trump & saudi royalty & dignitaries place hands on a glowing orb in a stand about waist high off the floor.
A purple bloom tops an 18 inch tall thistle growing out of asphalt next to a chain link fence around more asphalt in the parking lot next door. Leaves near the bottom hid the crack the thistle's growing from.
A pink pouch of ChiChi hot breakfast cereal with a picture of a bowl-full, next to 3 bananas, next to a half gallon of Dole pineapple juice. They're sitting on a mottled brown kitchen counter with various kitcheny utensils behind them.
A very old black & white dog on a wooden deck outside, crunching dog chow from a pink dog dish. A bird I was too lazy to look up sings from outside the picture.
Caption says "Golf ball-sized hail may hit St Louis during rush hour on Monday. Here's how to protect your vehicle." View of the windshield of a black car. It has over 20 separate round hail strikes breaking the windshield over 20 times.
A web ad says in large letters "Dismantle the deep state!" A button to click on says "Add your name." Pictures of Obama, Biden, H. Clinton, & Harris against a somber dark gray background. possibly a stone or brick wall. What appears to be a small org seal has a scale of justice surrounded by small curcles. What seems to be writing along one of the small circles appears to be some satanism or templar code on close inspection.
A metal table with bundles of various kinds of wood for smoking meats. Small tubs of flowers on the pavement add color on each side of the table. The table is in front of a window in red brick building. The window is dark tinted with a hard to see sign that says "Brittons." Bundles of wood are about a foot long with maybe 6 pieces of split wood wrapped in plastic. Labels hand written on the plastic list apple, maple, sugar maple, plum, sassafrass, mulberry, persimmon, hickory, pin oak, pecan, & cherry. Ham handed edit removed my massive bulk from the reflection.
Gray kitty "visiting" an unplanted round concrete planter next to a gas station building.
Unopened dog food can with no label chewed flat to extract the soft dog food like it was toothpaste.
Sitting black & tan German Shepherd dog, looking at the camera.
An split open acorn on its side with a brown tendril extending into the ground from a red inside visible through the crack in the acorn shell. A new tree sprouts upward from where the tendril enter the ground. 2 tiny leaves top the sprout, 1 looking green, the other pinkish.
A German Shepard on her side on a wood floor next to a plant stand for African violets stares at the potential source of treats. A few feet further away, a yellow dog in a darker hallway stares.
Yellow dog snoozes in the sun on a balcony while her black & tan German Shepherd sister is on high alert, hoping an animal comes by to bark at. The shepherd is shaded by an awning, a bit of it showing at the top of the picture. Balcony has a black metal railing with a fleur-de-lis on top of every other rail post. Beyond the railing, mostly leafless oak woods. The sky is partly cloudy & bright.
A leafless oak tree. The trunk leans to the left. Then, about 50 feet up the trunk abruptly turns right, almost like the lost its balance & is trying to keep from falling over. Narrowed the pic in editing to cut out other trees & emphasis the tree's height.
A tan & black tabby cat, snoozing on his side on a tan rug, warming his back in a sunbeam, about as wide as he is long.
view through leafless oaks, looking across a heavily wooded valley to a heavily wooded ridge. Back yard is brightly lit while distant ridge is dark.
A little bit of the back of a side view of a very dirty navy blue car in a unkempt garage with light smoke curling around.
Two blond women who look about 20, in the stands at a ball park. The headline says "Americans Over 65 Are Ditching Hearing Aids for This New Device." The woman closet to the camera has a blue glow coming from her ear, presumably from the New Device and there is a circle drawn around he ear in case the radioactive glow in the ear doesn't catch your attention.
Black & white photo, presumably from 1913, showing about 15 men standing in line for something. Everyone is wearing a hat and coat, hands in pockets like it's cold. Lots of nice hats! Behind the line of men, there are signs for a bar, 1 reading "EXTRA BEER" & another saying "ALL DAY." 2 or 3 other signs are too blurry to read. Extra Beer might be the brand name of a beer, which would make for compelling packaging.
Tan & black German Shepard laying on a rug on a wood floor. Kinsey has her ears back, eyes closed, & mouth open in a satisfying yawn.
Thumbnail for a Youtube video showing a very concerned looking woman wearing glasses in front of a world map with several red explosions all over the planet. Title reads "Jesus Warned Me: Leave These 4 States Before March 15 – URGENT NDE Warning" and says it was posted by "Heaven's Gate." Ms Gate. if you see this, no offense was intended. I meant it only in gentlest jest.
a temu ad featuring "A Geometric Mechanical Dual-Colored Ring for Both Men And W" which seems to be a mood ring. It has a hole for the finger & tiny mechanical ratchet wheels on the exposed edge. Also seems to have a tiny piston but could be something else. Appears to be chrome with 5 tiny screws giving it a very techy look, which is what you want in a mood ring.
Fauna the yellow mutt stands on a small tan rug on a wood floor.
Mostly black cat sitting on the kitchen table looking out the window at leafless Woods. Poinsettia sits next to him.
A black & white image of a Weekly World News tabloid cover from 2011. Main headline say "Obama Appoints Martian Ambassador!" and shows a picture of President Obama sharing a podium with a hairless other-worlder The alien has bug eyes & shiny skin & a large cranium. Smaller headline says "Wife Shrinks Cheating Husband! Keeps him in a Jar!" with a picture of a woman looking at a man inside a jar she's holding. A third story headlined "Flying Cats Terrorize West Virginia!" accompanies a picture showing a cat with hawk wings.
Link goes to 404 message, The screen after the 404 message, offering the Ehill domain name for sale for $8500
Cover 1981 Ford Almanac. Shows a red barn with cupola & large red door. A calendar grid with each box containing the name of a month written in cursive.
... Rep. Troy Nehls (R-NE) was asked by CNN if Gonzales should resign: "That would be the stupidest thing he could ever do given the razor-thin House GOP majority. Q - Aren't some things bigger than politics? Nehls: No. Not up here, not the way we do what we do in the House."
Grey & black tabby napping on a gray couch. Below him, on a wood floor lies a yellow dog & a tan/black German shepherd dog, both on their sides snoozing. A small green dog toy stegasauras joins nap time on its side in the foreground.
Yellow dog Fauna rolling on her back on one of the few patches of melting snow left.
An ancient DP Daddy vaporizer (hello Canada!). A light natural-finish wooden box with 1 side open. In the black painted box interior, there is a glowing heating element, shaped like a suppository. Apologies for the poor description.
Possible wing beats by winged beasts in snow. 3 or 4 straight &curved lines in the snow.
A black cockroach with yellow-orange stripe running side to side across it's body. Black head. Held by 2 human hands, it appears to be about 4 inches long.
Orange & gray & other colors calico cat, Cheese Doodle, looks over the 3 inch tall edge of the round top bunk. Directly under a vent.