German Laura

@slowlaurus.bsky.social

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❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 criminologist ✨ freelance copy-editor ✨ writer ✨ hobby baker Rep: Victoria Doherty-Munro @ Writers House #TeamTeaandBooks #RomComMarch host she/her 🇩🇪

An old Superman comic. He’s sitting with his head in his hands. Annotated with “This is who’s running the socials”
A grey and white fluffy Persian cat curled up with his little pink toe beans showing.
A moodboard, black background, with the words "the department of asset management" in the top left and "save the world" in the bottom right. Between them are two rows of four numbered photos, all dimly lit: a mussed up bed, a superhero with blowing cape, a woman holding a gun, the silhouette of two hands and a torso pressed against glass, a shadowy cloaked figure, a cityscape, two figures holding hands against an orange sky, a dark alleyway.
A graphic with a black background and pink lens flare. The words “2026 happy new year” are in bi pride colors. “I’m agented” is scrawled across it in gold lettering on a background of gold sparkles.
A pink neon sign: All we have is now
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A cliche moodboard for an app: filled with young people being happy and corporate jargon. Across the moodboard is a circle with a slash through it and the words Eat the Rich.
An announcement that Jennifer Armentrout’s new book will smell like garlic thanks to partnering with Hellmann’s.
A “happy autumn” poster adjusted to read “happy autism” with all the autumn symbols replaced by autism memes.
A grey, white, and red Persian cat on a pale green quilt
A “happy autumn” poster adjusted to read “happy autism” with all the autumn symbols replaced by autism memes.
The Barnes and Noble exclusive edition of Remarkably Bright Creatures. The edges are blue with a pattern of fish, flowers, and coral.
A heart with the words "Married a guy still bi." The background is a bi pride flag.
"Liver: Why live for yourself when you can suffer for the rich" Black words on a background of blue water fading into grey sky.
A grey and white splotched British Longhair cat lying with his eyes closed on a beige quilt.
The novel, “The Strange Case of Jane O.” by Karen Thompson Walker
Six books in a stack with a background of the Italian Alps. The Secret Society of Irregular Witches; My Sister, the Serial Killer; The Ministry of Time; Ein Bonnie kommt selten allein; Early Riser; A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian; The Strange Case of Jane O.
“An Agent’s Guide to Liver Adult Speculative Fiction 70000 words” in white across a geometric background in that shifts between pink, blue, purple, and turquoise.
A ziploc bag of many colorful plastic Easter eggs with strings to hang from.
Poster design on a hot pink background that fades to black at the bottom. Text: From the Rogue Mentor Mentee Text made to look like awards with fronds on either side: own autistic voice, own migraines voice, own queer voice, best Durham accent, best found family Text: Liver A Novel by @slowlaurus.bsky.social Picture: Stylized outline of a liver Text made to look like the cast: Emily the autistic lesbian, her girlfriend Cait, her inmate brother Raymond Text as a tagline: Emily scrapes by living the boring bits of clients’ days for them. The only way out of poverty: lose five years working for the ultra-rich. But when she falls for a girl who condemns the time economy, she’ll have to decide: live her own life or finally make enough to buy a better one. Text: Coming soon to your inbox
“An Agent’s Guide to Liver Adult Speculative Fiction 70000 words” in white across a geometric background in that shifts between pink, blue, purple, and turquoise.
A playlist consisting of New Rules by Dua Lipa and Lost Without You by Freya Ridings
A grey and white British longhair cat lounges on an emerald green armchair. One pink toe bean is visible on his outstretched back foot. His golden eyes stare vacantly into the distance. His fur is unkempt but he is content.
A moodboard, colored squares, from top left. First row: pastel orange, pink, & purple watercolor peonies in a green-grey square; bi-pride stars in a pastel pink square; a cupcake with white frosting and sprinkles in a maroon square; a stylized drawing of snowy small town storefronts in a sky blue square; geometric blue snowflakes in a tan square. Second row: a sketched to-go cup labeled "Coffee" in a dusty pink square; a sketch of two couples on a bench in winter surrounded by love hearts in a purple square; a watercolor of a pale pink peony in a sandy square; a stylized sketch of two girls in winter gear hugging in a purple square; a pink paper airplane with a heart-shaped trail in a rusty square. Third row: two watercolor-style intertwined locks with hearts on them in a beige square; blue geometric snowflakes on strings in a hot pink square; a sketch of a cup of coffee with heart latte art in a brown square; a pink cake with heart decorations in a yellow square; a sketch of a brown hand picking a pink candy out of a vase labeled "lovers" filled with blue and pink candy, next to a purple sign with the words "Still bi" on a pale pink background
A grey tabby Persian cat curled up on pink sheets with rainbows and stars on them. She looks grumpy but that’s just because she has resting bitch face.
A grey and white longhaired cat lying on a green duvet. He’s on his side and his little paws are curled in. (He’s a British Longhair so his face is a bit smooshed.)
A moodboard: a white toy plane on a pastel teal background; the words “GIG ECONOMY” spelled out on one of those lined boards you slip letters into; a woman holding a disco ball surrounded by pastel pink balloons; a tiny pastel model of a house; a pink phone with a striped popsocket on a white shag rug, a cream-colored clock with only the hands, no numbers, on a pale cream wall. Under the board, the words: LIVER saves lives
A grey and white British longhair cat lays draped across the top of the backrest of a grey armchair. His back foot rests on my shoulder.
A handsome grey and white long-haired kitty with amber eyes is up on his hind legs eating treats from someone else’s hand