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@slowocto.bsky.social

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He/Him Geeky amateur artist and baker. Known to get super emotional while playing video games. This is a trans and queer safe profile. Link tree https://linktr.ee/slowocto

Three images of a brown wooden pipe, floating around blocky yellow text. The background is a circular design of blues and purples. Text reads: NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL UNE PIPE

Low angle of rows of chocolate chip cookies, cooling on a silver wire rack

Clip of Martin Short making goofy faces to a person off camera

The Simpsons character Hans Moleman sitting in a movie theater seat. His lips are forming an O. Text reads, "I was saying Happy Boo-irthday."

Screenshot of recent activity from Letterboxd, showing cover art of four movies. From left to right:
VHS Viral
VHS2
VHS
The Blob (1988)

Comic book panel, focusing on a manicured woman's hand pouring a bottle of wine. The wine label reads "Cab or Neigh Sauvignon" with a picture of a horse hanging out the window of a yellow cab.

A white woman with braided brown hair and an Asian boy with a shaved head pet a dog together.

Recent Activity tab from the Letterboxd app, showing four movie posters with user ratings underneath.

From left to right: Werewolves Within (3 stars), The Bone Temple (5 stars), The Coffee Table (4 stars), and Smile 2 (5 stars)

Poster for the 2025 horror film "Good Boy". A brown dog stares into a dark corner. Shadowy hands reach from the dark towards the dog.

The "Sickos" cartoon from The Onion, with Poseidon's face. A black and white cartoon of a man looking through a window, saying "Yes...ha ha ha...YES!" The man's shirt says "Frivolous Boon-Givers". Two bottles of orange liquid are in the foreground.

A tray of brown cookies on a silver cooling rack. Behind the tray is a brown bag of jaggery powder. Both items are on a black stove top.

Album cover for the 1996 Type O Negative album "October Rust"

Four green thorny vines run vertically over a black background.

Recent Activity section from the Letterboxd app, showing four movie posters with ratings underneath. From left to right:
Good Boy - 5 stars
Wake Up Dead Man - 4 stars
Borderline - 2 1/2 stars
Predator Badlands - 4 stars

Two young men lean on a balcony railing together, gazing to the left of frame. The black man in the foreground wears a black and red Spider-Man costume. The other man wears a blue, red, and white Spider-Man costume. The New York skyline can be see in the background.

Slightly crispy, round loaf of bread with cranberries on top. It sits on a silver wire rack. There is a silver bread pan just behind it.

Post from the NYPD NEWS account on X.

Text reads:

The majority of the No Kings protests have dispersed at this time and all traffic closures have been lifted.

We had more than 100,000 people across all five boroughs peacefully exercising their first amendment rights and the NYPD made zero protest-related arrests.

Meme of a virus on a computer screen, followed by a picture of a bald man in a white shirt and tie. The text reads "This better not awaken anything in me."

Poster for The Naked Gun 2025.
Top text - "No AI was used in the making if this poster."
Liam Neeson is a suit and tie, holding a pistol in his hand, which has seven fingers.

Black and white drawing of a giant skull monster under a deep, dark lake. It has sharp teeth and is looking up at a time fishing boat on the surface of the water.

Cover of Rammstein's album, Sehnsucht. A man's face, looking up and to the left. He has gray makeup all over and pieces of metal over his eyes and mouth.

A wooden cutting board with a sliced loaf of focaccia bread. In the foreground a white man's hand holds a chewy, airy piece of bread with fondue cheese on it.

Book cover for "Bat Eater and Other Names for Cora Zeng" by Kylie Lee Baker.

A large bat spreadsheet it wings across the image. It is surrounded by red, blue, and yellow flowers. All imagery is on a black and teal background.

Closeup of a man's face. He looks directly into the camera and smiles menacingly.

Bloody monster made of raw-looking flesh. It has large, round l, unblinking eyes and a gigantic, toothy smile.

Black-and-white drawing of a giant skull monster deep under the surface of water. It's mouth is open, showing many sharp teeth. It looks up to a small boat on the surface of the water.

Kiefer Sutherland in The Lost Boys. A menacing vampire barring his fangs. His face is lit in red against a black background.

Black and white drawing of a giant skull monster. It is submerged in deep, dark water and is looking up at a small ship on the water's surface.

Box art for the video game Bastion.

A white-haired boy in armor sits on a floating patch of grass, resting his head on one hand. In the other hand, he is holding a metal gear dangling from a rope.

White stylized text at the top reads, "Bastion"

Recent black and white drawing of a giant skeleton monster with sharp teeth. It is under deep, dark water looking up at a fishing boat on the surface.

Black and white drawing of a bony-headed fish. It's mouth is open, showing many large, sharp teeth. It's body is in the murky background, dark and blurry.

Two loaves of freshly-baked white bread on a wire cooling rack. The tops of the loaves are shiny with butter.

My Letterboxd recent activity showing poster images of my four most recently watched films. From left to right, they are Heretic, Speak No Evil, Smile 2, and Strange Darling.

The words "Taylor Swift" in a spiky,
heavy metal font. Text is white on black background.

Text in various fonts, styles, and sizes. Meant to look like a targeted t-shirt seen in Facebook ads.

Text reads, "Uh, hey everybody I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt. (Hey, wait a minute...)"

Screenshot of Spotify Wrapped with a song from Hades 2 as the top song of the year

Animation of a stick figure walking. Halfway across the frame, the figure morphs into a large tentacled monster.

Animated drawing of a black cauldron on a purple background. It is filled with bubbling pink liquid and a pink smoke heart puffs up from it. A cartoon skull sits against a foot of the pot.

James Hetfield of Metallica and Rowsdower of The Final Sacrifice, sure by side.

Milhouse from The Simpsons in a suit on an empty stage, looking sad. Elon Musk's face is imposed over Milhouse's. Text at bottom reads "But my mom says I'm cool."

The Monstrosity from the Smile movie franchise.

A bloody, flayed head with a large, lipless smile and bulging eyes protrudes from a woman's abdomen.

A video of a stadium crowd (at least 60,000 people, way more than a Donald Trump rally) screaming and cheering at Tylor Swift on stage.

Image from The Simpsons. Barney, wearing a tuxedo, is having Duff Beer hooked to his arm with an IV by two men.

Dark, grey drawing of a carnivorous, bony fish underwater. It's mouth is open wide, showing large, sharp teeth.

Black and white sketch of a xenomorph from the Alien franchise.

Illustration of a cat sitting on a windowsill. In the window is a landscape lit in purples and pinks.

Gray drawing of a giant skull underwater peering at a small fisherman in a boat on the water's surface

Black and white sketch of a xenomorph from the Alien franchise.

Black and white sketches of ghosts of various shapes and sizes

Illustration of Sable from Animal Crossing proudly holding a t-shirt with a jack-o-lantern on it.