Suburban Sluggo

@sluggoislit.bsky.social

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Zelda saying "Thank you, Eminem..."
Seventh Star by Black Sabbath but really it was Tony Iommi and some session musicians
Needing advice about Bandidos in my area... There is a bar where Bandidos hang out all the time connected to an establishment that I go to. I ride a Harley and I am 18. I am interested in joining the club eventually. I was thinking about approaching these guys in a respectful manner like buy them a drink then ask about any upcoming charity events without seeming pushy or disrespectful. Is this a bad idea? Can I make a connection from this and possibly be able to join the club later on once Im older and build trust/relationships with some of the guys?
Email from Culver's that says "Account Action is Needed!"
YouTube video called "I summoned a biblical angel (in Fortnite)" featuring the hashtag #semenretention
Fixodent ultra
Weather update from my phone that says "Current air quality is unhealthy"
Screenshot of weather app showing it's currently 63° in Milwaukee with snow accumulation expected in the next 48 hours
Superintendent Chalmers tells Bart "I SAY LAY BACK AND ENJOY IT. IT'S A HELL OF A TOBOGGAN RIDE"
Elon Musk should *do something* to himself
The disgusting creature known as the "Car Fox"
Chocolate mousse cake and peanut butter brownie
Bad photo I took outside work of cool looking sunset in a nearly pitch black sky
Cover art for the album Submarine by the Marias featuring the main character of the band Maria and she's underwater in a swimming pool
Sauced up white boy in a dirty high-vis hoodie in front of some bisexual lighting
Funny ass comic where theres a cat heading to the front door and he's asking his owner "I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"
Batman logo and the words "Criminals fear The Bat" written in the filth on the back of a truck trailer
Box labeled FAG 9PAK
Standard Conversation Between Weed Addicts: Yo, "man." Hello, do you have a nug stash? Yes, do you want to violently "blaze glaze?" Yes, I want to become high and kill. I do too, I love doing crimes while toked up. Ok, bye. I can't wait to murder people. For the TRUTH, visit: www.facebook.com/MMYVofficial
A package of Korean dried seaweed snacks in the supermarket with one of them minion fellas from the movies displayed prominently on the packaging
Sad looking carpeted basement with a TV and GameCube. In front of the TV is a pizza and chocolate milk for some reason. I think that's a wild combo too, personally.
Cool ass alien smoking weed and he's saying take me to your dealer