Slumpy

@slumpythebard.bsky.social

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💛🤍💜🖤 (he/they/it) & 🩷💛💙 🐶🐾 Retro pug plushie & his dad! 💞🎶 I love music, vlogging, & cuddles! 🚫🐖 A safe space from the swine!!!

Slumpy with a blue squid plushie on his head.
Slumpy wearing a butterfly glowing bow accessory & a bowtie.
Slumpy with paper shreds on his head.
A drawing of Slumpy smiling with the pan pride flag behind him.
Slumpy sitting in an auditorium seat incorrectly.
Slumpy with a tiny toy bottle of Dr. Pepper.
Slumpy in front of a yeti statue. The text on the plaque states the following: "This carved wooden statue, recovered from the ruins of the fortress monastey at Serka Zong, represents the Yeti as the "ducrapala" or "gateway defender', protecting the mountain from outsiders."
Slumpy in a dress next to a globe, heavily edited.
Slumpy in a dress next to a globe, heavily edited.
Slumpy watching Ice Cream Sandwich on my Chromebook.
Slumpy watching Ice Cream Sandwich on my Chromebook, camera positioned from behind.
Slumpy at a school desk.
Oliver & Slumpy getting ready to ride the go-karts!
Slumpy, sitting on a slightly messy dining room table.
⚠️ Warning: Flashing Lights! ⚠️ Slumpy dancing to Born to Hand Jive from the Grease OST, with some additional background dialogue about cults.
Slumpy, up close, wearing party glasses.