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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be

“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—forever.”
Yes, the planet got destroyed but for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders
Two pictures of all gender inclusive bathrooms.
A comic about how the fans of Jordan Peterson only defend him by saying that everything Jordan Peterson says is taken out of context
Le Chat Viens, mon beau chat, sur mon coeur amoureux; Retiens les griffes de ta patte, Et laisse-moi plonger dans tes beaux yeux, Mêlés de métal et d'agate. Lorsque mes doigts caressent à loisir Ta tête et ton dos élastique, Et que ma main s'enivre du plaisir De palper ton corps électrique, Je vois ma femme en esprit. Son regard, Comme le tien, aimable bête Profond et froid, coupe et fend comme un dard, Et, des pieds jusques à la tête, Un air subtil, un dangereux parfum Nagent autour de son corps brun. — Charles Baudelaire
One night there was a girl and her parents left her home alone because they had to go out, they thought she would be ok home alone for one night because she had the dog to protect her. They told her they would be home in the morning so they left, the girl locked all the doors and windows but one it was very hard to push down the lock so the girl left it. She said it’ll be fine and went upstairs, she got ready brushed her teeth etc. And than she lied in bed. She put her hand down ne’er the bottom of her bed and the dog licked it so she new she was safe and went to bed. She woke up at around 3:00 AM and heard a dripping sound coming from the bathroom, she shook it off and thought it was the faucet and she said to herself it needs to be fixed. She put her hand down again and let her dog lick it and went back to sleep, she woke up at 4:30 AM and heard the dripping again she got up to go fix it than when she walked in the bathroom she saw her skinned dead dog hanging in the bathroom and written in the dogs blood was HUMANS CAN LICK TOO.
The only text that is relevant to this post: How should I sing this? Like a 16 year old girl who's been dating a 40 year old man, but it's all over now.
Richard Cory By Edwin Arlington Robinson Whenever Richard Cory went down town, We people on the pavement looked at him: He was a gentleman from sole to crown, Clean favored, and imperially slim. And he was always quietly arrayed, And he was always human when he talked; But still he fluttered pulses when he said, "Good-morning," and he glittered when he walked. And he was rich—yes, richer than a king— And admirably schooled in every grace: In fine, we thought that he was everything To make us wish that we were in his place. So on we worked, and waited for the light, And went without the meat, and cursed the bread; And Richard Cory, one calm summer night, Went home and put a bullet through his head.
A comic compares "Times I should have stayed" vs "Times I should have left sooner" with "Should have left sooner" winning.
The Rabbits that caused all the trouble by James Thurber