Smallbrainfield

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That one that was on that b3ta website. Artist, wastrel and general nonsense.

Unfinished smallbrainfield art depicting a smurf and a minion about to beat the shit out of each other.
A picture of a man grinning underwater.
A beer mat featuring the logo of Brewsmith beer.
A train pulling into the station at Bury heritage railway. It is late evening and the sky can be seen through the glass of the platform roof. The train is a diesel. That carriages were full of well oiled passengers, mostly men. Some were clearly enthusiasts.
A bottle of wine, the liquid within is blue.
Blep.
A screenshot from the game Elite Dangerous, showing a mining spaceship in an ice ring around a gas giant.
A drone in a blue sky, irritating the fuck out of everyone with ears.
A crude Photoshop of Brian Blessed eating a kebab in a kebab shop with John Deacon from Queen looking on.
A shed and a twilight sky.
A freshly mowed lawn. Not shown, cat turds, bird corpse, man with heat stroke crawling into the shade.
Weird pyramid shaped stand in a stadium in the USA.
Another picture of Cragside house, which is genuinely an awesome place to visit. A glimpse into what staggering wealth can buy you. This place had electricity, a lift, hot and cold running water when most people didn't have any indoor toilet, or indeed a toilet at all.
Some books in the library at Cragside. the lower shelf looks a bit dry with titles like The Fifth Army and The Life of Sir Charles W Dilke. The top shelf has The Sands Of Pleasure, The Lovers and The Night Off Temptation.
Victorian ceramic wall tiles.
a frankly ridiculously over carved fireplace. made from multiple types of marble, installed in the house at Cragside
A view from the rock garden of Cragside house in Northumberland.
A cool mushroom growing out of a tree stump.
Two ducks scrounging chips outside a cafe in Alnwick gardens.
Looking up into a dome of foliage. Bushes have been trained around a metal framework to create a cool calm space.
Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer with Phil Oakey in a scene from "The Weekenders".
Two shiny plums and a banana on a wooden desk.
Various bushes in a garden.
A photo of a daft black and white cat stretched out on a blanket between the knees of the photographer.
Screenshot from BBC tv series, Blake's 7. In this scene Vila, played by Michael Keating, very nearly gets a happy ending with Kerril. Because it's Blake's 7 however, it doesn't last long.
A pint of Boddingtons bitter in a straight glass on a pub table.
Screenshot from the game Elite Dangerous. Two non player characters facing each other across a table in a bar. From the window behind can be seen the surface of a moon and various buildings. In the black sky above can be seen a gas giant.
A scene from the Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer one-off "The Weekenders" They are at the meat festival with Phil Oakey who is selling quality meats.
A pint of bitter and a sausage roll that is mostly sausage.
Right wing weirdo Erika Kirk dressed in a black turtle neck and black baseball cap for a podcast. The anti Janet Jackson.
Micheal Portillo in Stockholm. He's got a mustard yellow over coat, yellow gloves, hat and scarf.
A photo of a blue sky with a tiny autogyro over Barton aerodrome.
A duck in a raised pool in the gardens at RHS Bridgwater. It is a hot day and the duck is not best pleased. I'm the background a male duck is approaching which might explain a lot.
José Antonio Morante de la Puebla, a matador, at an angle of 45 degrees. Behind him is a bull with its left horn deep in the mans ass.