Smams

@smams.bsky.social

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Notable adult Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt" It's not a pepe, it's its own frog 1 like = 1 smam I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all

My meal from cookout consisting of two carolina dogs and a cheerwine float
Me, shoven
Mexican train domino game where I more than halved puff's score get owned and rext lmaooooooo
Child is the gweenest person ever
A mahjong soul screenshot of me getting a yakuman "all green" which is achieved via only using tiles that are green and only green (2,3,4,6,8 sou and green dragon)
Hhgregg mascot, known for the "christmas in july" commercials which were riffed on widely in the YTP community.
Benchy with some serious layer shifting
A four panel comic. Panel One: Smams says "Hey ancient megalomaniacal skeleton, you wanna subjugate a village or kingdom?" Panel Two: A.M.S. charges up a magical spell with a staff with a purple crystal on top Panel Three: A.M.S. unleashes a beam that may or may not wipe Smams's top half off the face of the planet Panel Four: Smams is unharmed, A.M.S. says "Usually that works"
Suspicious face
Kayak mogged these zoomers today A photoshopped edit of "butt mogged these zoomers today" to place the woman in a kayak with a kayak paddle.
Smams with some level of distaste
Shine bright like a smiamond
Smart smams
I can make my chin really big
My feet with the flames behind it, captioned: DIE
A fire extinguisher box with a thing of burts bees chapstick on top
Zoomed in on a "Stop sign ahead" sign
Simpsons: Marge: That's true, but he shouldn't say it
The feelings wheel with isolated, dismayed, and insecure circled
Me looking like I've lost all hope
Would you kindly send a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? Also, Would you kindly send 3 different pics of your boobs any position. Also, Would you kindly send just a normal pic or your pussy from the front and one where it's spread a bit open. Would you kindly send a picture of you fingering yourself? Would you kindly send a pic of your pussy and ass from behind in one shot? Also, Would you kindly send get a pic your full front body in just your bra and panties? And Would you kindly send a pic of your ass while your panties are all up? Also, Would you kindly send get a pic of your boobs while you're in the shower? For the rest of the pics Would you kindly just send whatever sexy things you want? For the videos Would you kindly send a video of you twerking in just really short shorts? And one of you fingering yourself? One of you actually cumming? Also, Would you kindly send one of you playing with your tits while not wearing a shirt.
Me with my red ass lips
Loaded hash, hot cocoa, toast. I have 8 bucks left, what do I order? Eggs, sausage, and I give one dollar tip to the troops. God bless.
An image of me toplit with the inscryption splash screen edited over it. I have also had swirly eyes added to my glasses.
Me doing a copy of the idris elba image above
Idris elba is sitting back with hands folded together. Caption: Learn to sit back and observe. Not everything needs a reaction.
Smams trading offer pose
Smams is DEAD!!!
Cool waterbird atop a dead tree. The bird is extending its wings, about to fly.
A paper plate with three fucked up limes and half a bitten tomato slice.
A map of the united states with a poorly drawn bart simpson on the surface covering south dakota, kansas, oklahoma, nebraska, and texas
Hulk: im actually going to kill you. Im really gonna do it Smams: Hi Im on the toilet pensive emoji Hulk: shh Im making a post rn Smams: Ok :D
Mr. Game and Watch!
So much fucking cheese on two pizzas
Most of the porkchop has been eaten
A bitten up pork chop lying on a ziploc bag
Wikipedia article titled Hobbing
A dark ominous looking small cinderblock room labeled "vending" withthree vending machines, one of which is out of order.
That purple clone ghost in OOT that spins after cloning itself so you know which one is real
Me looking less good
Me looking pretty good haha winky face
MS paint drawn cartoon character that vaguely looks like a simpson character Text reads: In order to comment on the state of art have a vague simpson.
Verne is credited with helping inspire the steampunk genre, a literary and social movement that glamorizes science fiction based on 19th-century technology.[126][127
Me gamer necking it.
A picture of my nails, each of them are cut at a 15 degree angle.
Me looking very displeased
Me looking evil
Caption: Why do skinny white guys with fat dicks always look like this crying emoji and below there are several images of creepypasta creatures with spindly white limbs and emaciated torsos
Me looking at the camera suspiciously
Hon. Kash Patel
the OP with "store for NERDS" circled and pointed to
I have failed image