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These are the voyages of the Starship Euphemize. Its five year mission: To explore strange new words, to seek out new jokes and new implications. To boldly go🚽

An attractive woman with dark hair and eyes wearing a pink dress is split-screen with a bearded man in glasses on Bloomberg Daybreak Europe with the headline “T*ump plays down prospects for Iran talks” The man’s name is Onur Ant and the woman’s name is… LIZZY BURDEN
A dismantled Egg McMuffin with El Yucateco black habanero sauce added, along with a cup of coffee and said hot sauce
People 'Resurrection' Writer Reveals Mel Gibson Warned Him Ahead of 'Passion of the Christ' Sequel
An attractive woman with long wavy black hair and dark eyes wearing black leather has the caption: MOLLY CRABAPPLE EMMY AWARD WINNING ARTIST on ALJAZEERA
CANADA USA MEXICO ALL 3 HOSTS QUALIFIED!
Enzo Fernández given a yellow card for dissent.
Apple Sports showing betting odds for the World Cup Final: Spain +125, draw +200, Argentina +260
Twitter exchange: John Coffee Hays: "Here's Telemachus' mentor. He's named, uh, Mentor." BRAVO NOLAN Stone Age Muse: That character is the origin of the word. John Coffee Hays: It literally came out two days ago
Screenshot of celebrity fluff about a pretty young woman with an ad showing an old decrepit woman attempting to get out of a chair with the text: and she sure knows how to make our jaws hit the floor! We'll make any excuse to celebrate this stunning star... but today's extra special because it marks another trip around the sun. The birthday bombshell has graced us over the years with some seriously sexy snaps ... So we've rounded up our favorites in honor of her big day ... and trust us when we tell you there's a lot to choose from.
Edward III crosses the river Somme during the Hundred Years’ War (France vs England), by Benjamin West
“Battle of Sluys” during the Hundred Years’ War (France vs England), by Loyset Liédet
Three large cylindrical containers of Nestlé Pasión de Mokaccino ice cream in a tiny freezer next to a bottle of Bacardí añejo rum and a ziplock bag of ice
A suction cup toe-hold silicone toothbrush holder is shown attached to a mirror with a blonde oak frame, holding one Colgate toothbrush, with a tube of Crest toothpaste below, and a man with black synthetic fiber underpants and a button-down shirt on out of focus in the reflection
Entertainment News Spotlight What critics are saying about 'The Odyssey'
Smoke forecast showing Washington DC targeted for attack
20 Bryana 23 Lauren 38 Jamie 48 Stephanie 50 Leah 52 Sonia 55 Paula 56 Julie Marie 62 Martha 62 Karen
Two structures called Marina City, located in Chicago. The colors are muted, the sky looks yellow. It is not a photo taken today.
A man is pummeled in the chest by water from a hydrant
A boy holds onto an open hydrant causing water to spray everywhere
Sculpture of Hercules battling the Hydra
A pure white cat named Shadow curled up in a Christmas display
Five 27th Floorians, blatantly being 27th Floorian
Chicago at night with the river in the foreground reflecting the city lights
The Nerd Pit of the Chicago Holiday Inn, the natural habitat of CHSH denizens, shot from the 27th floor
USA Today newspaper from 7/24/14 held in front of a dormant production line.
News+ People Influencer Dies at 26 After Fatal Fall from 27th Floor of Dubai Building
Capt. America says Hail Hydra to a Hydra minion
"The appearance of Federal law enforcement agents on the doorstep of news reporters should shock the conscience of any American who believes in the Constitution and the press freedom it protects. Our journalists report the facts and advance the American public's right to know how their government is operating and their taxpayer dollars are being used. This brazen act should be seen as nothing more than an attempt to prevent the public from knowing what is happening in their country by intimidating journalists from doing their jobs." - David McCraw, Senior Vice President and Deputy General Counsel The :Vew Dork Cimes
Before and after T*ump restored the Meridian Hill Cascading Fountain. The water turned diarrhea-brown. (Getty Images, @maddenifico/X)
The Most Interesting Man in the World holding a cut crystal glass with expensive Scotch in his left hand, and a lit cigar in his right hand, over the intricately carved wood-fronted arm of the sofa.
A highly inadequate “pizza” with flavorless cold cut topping and the barest drizzle of… cheese?
Very thin pizza slices all piled on one side of the box with crappy pepperoni on them. Flavor packets are mixed throughout like the whole shebang is a game of 52 Pickup.
Dr. Manhattan in a closeup comic panel with Laurie Jupiter in the background. Dr. Manhattan says: A GOOD PIZZA AND A WRECKED PIZZA CONTAIN THE SAME NUMBER OF PARTICLES. STRUCTURALLY, THERE'S NO DISCERNIBLE DIFFERENCE. GOOD AND WRECKED ARE UNQUANTIFIABLE ABSTRACTS. WHY SHOULD I BE CONCERNED?
HUFFPOST 'Makes Me Sick': Travelers At Newly Named Trump Airport Slam 'Disgusting' Change
Map showing almost half of all states stained varying shades of brown. Where 'explosive' diarrhea cases are spreading across the U.S. USA TODAY
A USB charger is plugged in with a slip of paper taped next to it that says: TOTALPLAY-2FAA 2FAA266459uY3UbU
MIL: Jake Bauers 2 for 2 Jake Bauers homers to right field. Brice Turang scores. Jackson Chourio scores. 6•0
For You abc NEWS Bear charges father outside Lake Tahoe home, dramatic video shows
For You allrecipes The One Thing You Should Always Do Before Grilling Burgers, According to Butchers
Smithsonian Magazine Flesh-Eating Screwworms Have Been Detected in the United States 60 Years After They Were Eradicated From the Country 34 days ago
A high-rise building under construction, which, according to the New York City Fire Department, remains at risk of collapse after two of its support columns buckled, is seen in a still image from video in the Manhattan borough of New York City, July 7, 2026.
AI-made poster for weed in Spanish
For You HUFFPOST People Left Stunned As They Learn Dove Bars Aren't Actually Soap Photo of ice cream bar with text: SILKY SMOOTH DOVE* MILK CHOCOLATE CREAMY CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM SALTED CARAMEL
Another Sleeping Tesla Driver Caught on Camera, Tesla Stock Surges
Zeus about to fuck up Washington, DC
A white Kia Soul with red stripes and blue stars
Restaurant with comfy furniture and Argentina vs Cape Verde on a big TV
Top Stories SOUTH DAKOTA SEARCHLIGHT Preparations for Trump and Mount Rushmore fireworks include First Amendment area...
Simply RECIPES Chefs Say You Should Never Roast Corn Without Doing This First News+
Forecast for Washington DC showing 💯° at 3:00 and 4:00.
Store shelf with boxes of cereal: Crispix and Crisp 6
Current conditions in Washington showing 98° and feels like 101°
Still from Fox 5 live stream of the deserted carnival in DC
"Best of the Year." Time Magazine Martin Mull Presents The History of White People in America Volume II
For You HUFFPOST MAGA Man Arrested For Masturbating At Trump's America 250 Spectacle
Burger King logo that says Not my Burger, Not my King
Matrix character rain with text "Not my Resurrection, not my Matrix"