SmashedNSinking

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e.g., Artist, dog-lover, avid reader.

A wordle where EE is the end, but I'm an idiot and just tries to write WEEEEE.
An old and frayed towel with cartoon He-man holding an axe surrounded by a yellow/red/light blue/dark blue rainbow that says He-Man at the top and Masters of the Universe at the bottom.
text from article: "For years, young people have been drawn to buzzy terms and moods to contend with the societal climate. Gen X-ers who came of age in the Reagan era dealt with cascading social and political issues, including the AIDS epidemic and the nuclear threat of the Cold War. The latchkey children living through a period of increased divorce rates used irony and sarcasm to cope with feelings of disillusionment. “For Gen X, irony wasn’t just humor but armor,” Alexandra Jacobs recently wrote in T: The New York Times Style Magazine."
Gas reads at 6.08 a.gallon but a sign is selling me on buying 3 monster energy drinks to save 10 cents a gallon.
JCVD doing a split in a thailand bar while dancing with girls from behind wearing a black tank top that becomes a thin strip going up his back to basically come right around his neck almost like a choker (and the front of the tank top has suspenders, but you can't see that here)
The lead singer of Flock of Seagulls in his hair era, standing in front of the Pentagon podium with the text "And Iran, Iran so far away..."
The album cover of Blur's Modern Life is Rubbish crossed out to say "Modern Life has sort of become the evangelion anime, to be fair" with the album covers train streaming down the tracks billowing smoke and the Evangelion character Asuka perched on the side of the train.
Melania Trump at a press conference speaking the following (made up mostly) text: "The lies linking me with the Amityville Horror house need to end today. While a mere 50–70-minute commute, depending on congestion and pricing, I have never been NEAR or IN the Amityville Horror house or its backyard boathouse on the Amityville River that leads out to the Long Island Sound. The boathouse holds only small 20–25-foot boats, and to be very clear, since the DeFeo murders, the original Dutch Colonial design of the home has truly suffered. In addition, the infamous Red Room isn’t even red anymore.”
A map of the entire Star Wars galaxy with the Amityville Horror House out in the Unknown Regions between Exegol and Ahch-To.
The battle plan of how the battle of Gaugamela played out with Parmenion's forces trying to project the Amityville Horror house from Darius's encirclement.
A map of the DRPK with radiation symbols indicating DRPK nuclear sites, along with a haunted house icon on the Sea of Japan/East Sea with an arrow saying "Amityville Horror house" and the "Sea of Japan" crossed out to instead say "Sea of Amityville Horror House."
A ISW map of the recent April 7 overall Ukraine-Russian War with a map legend that added "Amityville Horror House" to the Key and shows it in the middle of Crimea.
A map of the Strait of Hormuz edited to have a black square that reads "Amityville Horror house" at the southern tip of the strait.
A billboard at the Circle-K gas pumps with rainbow marker "Eat the Rich!" written.
Moomin holding a ready Molotov Cocktail source: https://anarchiststickersarchive.org/stickers/3203
A can of recess strawberry rose magnesium and adaptogen infused sparkling water (whatever the fuck that means) with the words "an antidote to modern times."
A pizza box plastic "hold the middle of the box up thing" with a square mochi still in plastic wrap on it and a very very small orange on top.
An image of an actual boy mayor from some Midwestern town. Four years old, mayor hat, get shit done shirt, leaning on a pole like a boss, infinitely cooler than Gavin Newsom.
a clip from an email from the New York Times with the text "Olivia Nuzzi on the scandal that upended her career. Olivia Nuzzi loved him. She loved the politician, even though she was a political reporter and he was then a presidential candidate she had written about. He called her 'Livvy' and wrote her poems. He said he wanted her to have his baby. He promised to take a bullet for her. This is what Nuzzi writes in her book, 'American Canto,' never naming the politician who readers will deduce is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Her new book is described in The New York Times for the first time. →" ...and then a black and white vanity shot of Nuzzi looking great with cool sunglasses on bc what the fuck, why?!?!
Blue arrows in every part of Virginia showing a drift left across the entire state
Cartoon boy throwing soybeans at a Japanese oni demon that is running away crying.
A 1500s woodcut of some dudes stoking a fire to help burn some ladies that they presumably found to be witches. Some kind of evil spirit floats above the women.
Sprig Plantar, a frog character from Amphibia who is pink, has a green hat, flight-like goggles, a green vest, and black pants (and is anthropomorphic)
Kim Jong-un at a desk surrounded by ~20 military leaders in full regalia all with notepads writing dear leader's ideas down.
A photo from the film "Good Boy," which is apparently a horror movie from a dog POV, stamped with an "io9 Interview" stamp that makes it look like they might be interviewing the dog (alas, I guess it was the director).
A strange game advert where there's a cloth pig in a red bikini top with an arrow hand pointing at the red bikini top.
An illusion showing an archeologist presumably in the field at Pompei pouring plaster into a hollow in the shape of a dead person under the group except he decided to pour the plaster into a funnel that looks like it's in his butt.
A Trump social media post saying "STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN!!!!!!" surrounded by pictures of a very happy Trump with Epstein and that Epstein handler lady and women.
The album cover of Rie Murakami's Sahara album. Upbeat smiling Japanese lady with short hair, arm cocked at side, smiling at camera nexted to some massive faceless creature that looks like a faceless toilet paper too many white tee shirts dough boy creature with a black bow tie and fancy hat. 1980s styles persist in all forms.
the front of a Taurus missile has some features that make it look like a shocked face
Boomer the dog diving at the camera to escape a massive alien induced explosion in the movie Independence Day.
A disposable happy birthday table covering with four not-very-festive photoshopped meals on top including two borscht duplicates, maybe a cabbage tomato soup, and something equally not-festive that I can't quite discern.
A fairly lifelike chocolate brown mousse jelly dog from the front
Oxidized brown stains that spell out "BLOOD" or "BLOOB"
A fox on its hind legs raising its front paws to the camera
Klaud, an armless slug-like alien from Star Wars: The Rise of Sky (which blows,.but Klaud is cool) standing next to a robust human resistance pilot
A result of an online personality test linking me at 87% to Charlie Cale from Poker Face
A book cover for "My First Touch and Feel Sound Book: Noisy Trucks" that has a big rig facing the viewer as the main image with "honk! honk!" text and a sticker that says "Includes 6 Sounds: Press Here, On/Off Switch on the back cover"
SM Line Container ship heading into Seattle port with attendant tugs (two visible front and back) with Seattle waterfront and Pike Place market sign visible in foreground
a Workday logo next to a cube that says under it "Join us for our April Webinar: Scrooge McCube Presents - Work Smarter, Not Harder with the Finance Cube!"
List of american baseball player names japanese game folks made up for the 1994 super famicom (SNES) fighting baseball game including such winners as Bobson Dugnutt, Rey McSriff, Scott Dorque, Anatoli I Smorin, etc.
Part of a Scholastic Books email flyer that encourages me to "Celebrate America's Stories" and has books like "what is the constitution?" an assortment of books on BIPOC heroes, and books on George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.
Posts about how no one on earth should be drawing Jewish people with devil horns followed by a random posting of a Nancy comic panel with Sluggo in a devil costume with devil horns and Nancy refusing to walk with him.
KEXP's site showing a playlist that starts with Sunkyeol's Still Young at 6:38 am (1 March, PST), Parannoul's Tone after Tone at 6:43, Della Zyr's Pale Blue Dot at 6:50, and Lee Minhwi's Midsummer Fantasia at 6:55. The music before the Korean set was also badass.
The cartoon character Moomin holding a Molotov cocktail (courtesy of: https://anarchiststickersarchive.org/stickers/3203)
Smokey the Bear standing next to the text that says "Only YOU can prevent forest fires. Seriously. We've been refunded. It's just you now.
A survey asking me to rate the performance of Copilot in which I'd typed "for fucking up everything and giving me stupid advise" and it has imported that to have me rank it on a scale from "Greatly exceed my expectations" to "Greatly underperforms my expectations. I've chosen "Greatly exceeded my expectations"...to fuck up everything and give me stupid advice, which I spelled as "advise" because it's morning, and I haven't had enough coffee and/or am an idiot.
The Nintendo character floating in a pool of water with a duck made with a 3d plastic melting pen that makes everything look a bit like 3d spaghetti (somewhat skewed top-down view, isometric?)
Directions for making a little aluminum man from a can of beer, in this case, a can of Line Star from the show True Detective (season one).
Famous picture of "Baghdad Bob" from the Iraq War reassuring TV viewers that all is well while it looks a mess behind him with words "Everything is OK"
Top of a homemade sponge cake with whipped cream and strawberries and chocolate chips arranged to vaguely resemble Santa face enough to please a 7 year old.
A Shiba Inu sitting in a seat staring at me on a city bus
Generative AI information for Groat's Disease, which is a made up disease from Curb Your Enthusiasm, reading: "Groat's disease, also known as Degos' disease, is a rare and severe condition characterized by widespread skin lesions, vascular occlusion, and organ failure. Causes: The exact cause of Groat's disease is unknown, but it is believed to be an autoimmune disorder in which the body's immune system mistakenly attacks its own blood vessels. Symptoms: The main symptoms of Groat's disease include: Small, red or purple skin lesions that may develop into ulcers or gangrene Painful, swollen limbs Organ failure, such as kidney failure, liver failure, and heart failure Blood clots Bone fractures Diagnosis: Groat's disease is diagnosed based on its characteristic symptoms and a skin biopsy. Treatment: There is no cure for Groat's disease, but treatment can help to manage the symptoms and improve the patient's quality of life. Treatment options include: Corticosteroids, Immunosuppressant drugs, Anticoagulants, and Surgery to remove affected organs. Prognosis: Groat's disease is a life-threatening condition. Without treatment, most patients die within a few years. With treatment, some patients may live for several years or even decades. "
Holding a tall 16oz can beer-style can of extra virgin olive oil with a very "craft beer label style"
A painting of Quinn from Jaws on the Orca pouring a can of Narragansett Beer down the mouth of the Jaws shark with a line of empties across the stern.
"Space Rangers: The Complete Sci-fi Cult Classic TV Series" with the title up top and the blurb down below, six of the cast, which are generally human-ish, but look like a collection of Star Wars, Star Trek, and Aliens universe related knockoffs.