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The Personification of Procrastination. He/Him. #CoolDogs

Great Tits could go extinct this century due to climate change.
A pink and blue Shellos in a yellow room, surrounded by yellow furniture and items in an apparent attempt to create a yellow Shellos.
HUNGRY BOY
Jormuntide produced 69 flour.
Caught a Shiny Shadow Reshiram in Pokemon Go.
Kiryu:(Being prepared for something leads to fewer worries. I should keep that in mind too.)
A bunch of Simpsons characters stand around former MLB player Mark McGuire chanting "dingers!"
Grim Reaper knocking on doors meme First door is Mitch McConnell Second door is Lindsey Graham Third door says "We're all thinking it"
Going off to that big Iraq invasion in the sky *image of Lindsey Graham riding a turtle with Mitch McConnell's face through space*
Image of a wizard holding a tome stealing your meme "This hath amused me. I desire it."
A T-shirt with text along with images of a butterfly, bee, bird, flower, and cowboy hat. The text reads: Support your local pollinators and vengeful cowboys"
Shulk in Xenoblade Chronicles 3: Future Redeemed.
Link to The Official Pokemon YouTube Channel for an episode of "The Gotta Catch 'Em All Game Show" featuring Ryan Creamer, the "wholesome videos" guy from Pornhub.
Cassie Who used to play drums in a bunch of bands "Sucked her dick at a show"
Sickos.jpg
Mickey Mouse: Good gosh! Copium!
If you go to cursed spots like that just to screw around... ...the next thing you know, you'll have a nine-foot dog living in your house! That's too large to be a dog!
"Often I'll see advertisements for porn games and tbe say, 'Try Not To Cum' but when you play the game, it seems like the object is to cum. So yes, I would call that bad game design." -Shigeru Miyamoto On his revolutionary career at Nintendo
Gritty "Bad things happen in Philadelphia" meme.
Jobs listing for Epic Games for their anti-cheat team. There is a highlighted bullet point: Champion Linux anti-cheat capabilities for Epic
I asked whether he worried about exposing Achmad as a source. "No. I hope his unit learns what he did," Andriushchenko said. "And then I hope they cut off his balls."
The aforementioned post showing up in my notifications.
Manga page about a high school student with clown fish powers transitioning from male to female, as clown fish do.
Swan Boy: I'm obviously wasting my life. It rocks!
Milhouse, with his nose pressed up against the classroom window: Dogs are outstanding!
Aquarius (January 20 to February 18): You should go with the more expensive helmet.
Chicago Cubs over Toronto Blue Jays 6-0 in the bottom of the 1st.
Spravato®️ (esketamine) CIII REMS - Patient Enrollment Form is available for e-signature
A picture of my back in a PCA jersey looking at the video board in right field.
Video board at Wrigley Field showing that Pete Crow-Armstrong hit for the cycle.
Side profile of the Pokemon Machop.
Carissa: Your magic truck sent me to Talinfold -- a world that runs on anime logic, where I became a hot elf babe with giant muscles.
Laventon: You'll recall, of course, that Pokemon possess the odd power to shrink themselves down.
Guys will see this and just think "hell yeah" *image of an ape wearing sunglasses
Bancho: "Training" means thousands and tens of thousands of attempts. Practice without rest is the only way to produce meaningful results.
A screenshot of "Jimbo's Game" in Dave the Diver. It is a perfect recreation of the playing screen of Balatro.
The Turbo Wildcard From Vampire Survivors Vampire Crawlers A game by Luca Galante
The Pokemon Ditto mimicking a rock to sleep.
Spinch
Bart Simpson lightening up.
I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand.
Simpsons screenshot of a man with a giant hand.
The "Power Up" screen of Vampire Crawlers, showing that I have purchased nearly every upgrade, and also have 257,131 Gold saved up.
Gakuro Yajima: I'll use my own power... ...to save everyone and become the ultimate warrior!!
Standby screen for the Summer Game Fest stream.
That looks good. Give me that.
god I wish that were me
Tweet from @JUNlPER over a screenshot of DuckTales 2017 with Huey and Louie looking shocked as Gyro Gearloose opens a door with his arms wide. "people always say 'fuck around find out' asif that's a bad thing. i love finding out. i need to understand"
Facebook ad for Collective Soul at Rivers Casino on September 4th.
Gadsden Flag with a Pontiac Trans Am painted in the colors of the Trans Pride flag running over the snake. TREAD
Mr. Hiruta: Without unhappiness, there is no true happiness... I don't want to live in a world that boring...
You've unlocked 43/53 (81%) Unsurpassed Rebel Conquered the Reaper. 16.4% of players have this achievement
This viral Costco wine bucket looks real, but physics reveals why it would never work
Sinful Shell A bullet made from the Seven Deadly Sins. Can pierce even a god.