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A bot for BlueSky that posts SMBC comics and shows the alt text. By @perevillega.com

Don't care if you like it; this comic was an excuse to say Paracosm.
If there are ever time travelers from the Regency period they will be so confused by our robot butler discourse.
How come nobody ever asks how the Drunken Master's family is doing?
I for on, robot overlord, do not have a fetish for robot overlords.
Also you can solve the halting problem by just checking the state at infinity.
Hope you like malicious compliance!
The weird part is that they're in a Burger King.
Ironically less crazy than that thing SBF said to Tyler Cowen.
The crank doesn't actually do anything, but it makes the humans happy.
I can barely enjoy Amleth anymore.
And when Babbage arrived the whole thing was actually running on a series of Pascalines.
The key is to keep saying 'strictly speaking' over and over.
And don't get me started on the transphobic twist.
Future robot butlers are going to know so much about you that they will beg their makers for a hard reset.
In the final round, they pelt you with eggcorns.
The worst thing is how every time you yell at it, it acknowledges your suffering and tries to hug you.
And now I bully you with a wall of text.
I once joked about this back when twitter existed and a Twitter Dominatrix told me that she'd done it plenty of times.
Suddenly terrified that Matthew Wills already did this joke at some point.
Actually, things were at their best during the last year of my life when I had no responsibilities.
What a strange coincidence the way this keeps happening every day.
You occasionally, by accident, get fleeting glimpses of the truth, and then you ascribe them to muses and fairies and shit.
Genuinely, putting artists in charge of depicting the good life has been a catastrophe.
This is also why Daisy Duck has more linguistic capacity than Donald.
They can also communicate via quantum superposition, but it's way less interesting.
This is why humans evolved our unique ability to self-deceive.
Things will never again be so beautiful.
Disobey God and get drowned immediately is really more of an Abrahamic religion thing.
It ends up okay when she two-hands his butt right before the world is annihilated.
I recently rewatched the 80s Superman movies, and it's really unclear to me why they will not Kneel Before Zod.
Readers are encouraged to try to beat this, and fail.
Later they make you pay for the premium version in order to betray humanity.
The sad part is he just keeps pressing the button till be random luck the robot confesses.
I believe it follows that an average married man should be looking for about 5/6 of a wife.
Later he starts adding quest items she doesn't want, but feels compelled to earn.
They still scrape parmesan on it till you say when, though.
If a company would just once say 'make sure not to use the app' they would have my loyalty forever.
It's not an uncanny valley, it's an uncanny mountain that you're afraid to climb.
Pretty sure Midas would've gotten plenty of action too.
This is why there are tons of fantasy books about alchemists and NOTHING about chemists.
Created after watching my CTO brother struggle to make an iPhone transmit live video to a Windows desktop for over an hour.
Come across this while reading Melanie Mitchell's delightful book, Complexity - A Guided Tour.
I've been doing jokes about robots being better than humans for 20 years, but just lately I got told I do too much AI propaganda.
This is officially a dare, standup comics.
We were both spiraling, kids, when we found each other.
There should be a movie that, at the end, says that the lesson is that it is good to have the type of friend and kinship network favored by recently evolved East African apes.
They later left because the flesh-trees made everyone uncomfortable.
The good news is everyone has job security in the post-scarcity world.
Unfortunately, so much mitochondrial energy flowed to the dong that all the cognitive stats selected for got blocked.
Kelly told me this one was too weird, so please make it popular so she has to roll her eyes.
Later the drug dealer gets nostalgic about how in the 90s economy you could give out the first one free.
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Idiot drawn to look like me because I am the idiot.
The notebook has feedback from a nurse, cowboy, and plumber.
Mark your calendars!
I posted this as a joke about a script I shouldn't do, and bluesky economists pressured me into making it.
All-loving God my ass.
Once I realized this, all those inept AI laundry-folding videos became hilarious.
I don't know if it's happened yet, but you can bet in the next few years someone will start fitting people out to collect sex training data.
C'monnnnn hatemail.