Jefferson Smith

@smithinhell.bsky.social

377 Followers 613 Following

Was @SmithGoesToHell on Twitter

A picture of the Vice President from the Day After Tomorrow.
Picture of Phil Hartman from SNL skit playing Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.
A picture of large, hairy gay men also known as “bears.”
Picture of 8647 merchandise.
A cat is sitting in an odd manner.
Image of a Lego vampire mini-figure.
Tweet from Newt Gingrich with the following text: “Instead of fighting over a 21-mile-wide bottleneck forever, we cut a new channel through friendly territory. A dozen thermonuclear detonations and you've got a waterway wider than the Panama Canal, deeper than the Suez, and safe from Iranian attacks.”
Trump behind a podium wearing a USA golf hat announcing the strike against Iran.
Image of paywall notice,
Picture of Ringo Starr from the movie Help!
Picture of three masked Immigration agents pointing guns at the female driver of a car.
A picture of Dan Akyrod as Uberman, a Nazi version of Superman, from a Saturday Night Live skit.
Screen grab from Amazon app showing several gas masks for sale.
Imagine of Danny DeVito (as the character Frank in Always Sunny In Philadelphia) in his underwear, covered in Vaseline.
The option screen from the Starbucks app listing all the “creamer” options, including “Splash of whole milk” and “Splash of heavy cream.”
Image from the movie Casablanca of woman singing the French national anthem in defiance of the watching Nazis.
A photo of the DC Mormon Temple with “Surrender Dorothy” spray painted on an overpass.
Image from the movie Air Force One where Harrison Ford as the President is warning the Vice President about negotiating with terrorists by referring to the children’s book “If You Give A Mouse a Cookie. Caption: “If you give a mouse a cookie, he asks for a glass of milk.”
A copy of the @jackunheard’s bio with a quote from Charlie Kirk.
Headline: Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man’s Meta Smart Glasses On Subway.” Smaller tag: Meta Glasshole. Subcaption: “I hope she called him a dork for wearing them before she broke them.” Picture of woman giving a calm look of disdain.
A picture of Biff’s casino from Back to the Future 2.
Picture of the Swedish Chef from the Muppets.
Picture of IV bags containing platelet donation.
Cat sitting like a human.
An image of the Mr. Lincoln animatronic at Disneyland.
Wikipedia entry for Boston’s Children Hospital showing it opened in 1869
Steve Buscemi “Hey Fellow Kids” meme with text overlay saying “HELLO FELLOW AMERICAN PATRIOT!”
Image showing 34AQI for Portland.
Picture of 65-year old Tyler Cowan.
Picture of Carl Kolchak from Kolchak: The Night Stalker.
An comical image from the TV series Portlandia showing one character holding a hose and the other one holding a gas container.
Photo of the Keystone Cops.
Picture of Brett Kavanaugh crying about questions being raised during his Senate confirmation hearings.
Picture of a football coach being drenched with Gatorade.
Updated Cracker Barrel logo, which is just the words “Cracker” and “Barrel” stacked with interlocking “C” and “B” in dark brown lettering against a golden orange background in flattened six-sided shape.
Picture of Trump in Oval Office with Prime Minister Netanyahu in early July.
Drawing of the sinking of the Bismarck.
A gif of Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca speaking to a German officer saying “Well, there are sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn’t advise you to try to invade.”
A picture by artist Mike McCain showing Superman smashing a wall and revealing the Statue of Liberty, a protest against Trump’s border wall. The painting was sold to raise money for immigrant rights.
Title of press release from the “White House” website: “BLS Has Lengthy History if Inaccuracies, Incompetence.”
Dan Akyrod in an SNL skit as Uberman (a Nazi version of Superman) standing with Bill Murray as Hitler.
Image of Superman smashing down a wall (standing in for Trump’s border wall) revealing the Statue of Liberty.
Picture of Cousin It from the Adamm
Picture of Michael J Fox as Marty McFly in Back to the Future III wearing a department store 1950s style “cowboy” outfit.
Picture of Jon Lovitz on Friends saying “the word has lost all meaning.”
Image from final scene of the Graduate: Couple sitting on a bus, realizing the implications for the future after they followed their hearts.
Screenshot of New York Times headline reading “Is Donald Trump an Antagonist or a Champion of the Gay Community?”
Image from Star Trek:TOS, from the episode “Let That Be Your Last Battlefield” showing two aliens involved in a perpetual war, with one alien having black skin on the right side of their face and white on the left, and the other having black skin on the left side and white on the right.
Picture of Harrison Ford in a refrigerator during the filming of “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.”
People waving the flag of Ireland at a NYC parade.
Screen shot of Bo Loudon, a pissant.
Sign that reads: Access to Mt Sunday is granted by way of covenant accross private property. Commercially operated guided tours are strictly prohibited. Anyone accessing Mt Sunday for the purpose of profit-making is breaching the covenant & New Zealand law. The word “across” is misspelled “accross.”
Cover of Anne Coulter’s book, “In Trump We Trust.”