Smitty 🍉

@smittyisknitting.bsky.social

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ICE agents will be barred from heaven. Shitposting and knitposting. TTRPG player.

An unfinished knit piece of fabric. The background is warm tan, and there’s a motif of a flower knit in a reddish brown yarn. The center of the flower is purple
A white heron(?) preening while perched on a gondola
Vaelus, Ashley Johnson’s character from CR4. She is an elf with purple skin and colorful scarification around her left eye and left hand. She wears all black leather armor and a long black skirt with slits, showing though-high leather lace-up boots and a buckled garter. She wears a belt of chains, the sleeves are long, and her lower face is covered with a chain mail veil. She holds a gold thurible or censer on a chain.
From Avatar: The Last Airbender, the giant sphere of ice that encapsulates Aang and Appa at the beginning of the series.
A pale pink snailfish with a round head and spiny flippers floats in blue-green ocean water filled with detritus. Bottom text reads: please, I need a job.
The Lone Gunmen from The X-Files. Three white men stand in a trio with a VW bus behind them. Right: long blond hair and thick black-framed glasses, wearing a brown teeshirt with an esoteric symbol under a track jacket. Left: a balding man with coke bottle glasses wearing a black leather jacket. Center background: a well-groomer normie-looking man with a goatee wearing a gray suit, pale yellow shirt, and red/brown tie
A photo of a Jumbotron in the stadium. Gerard Way is sitting cross-legged in a chair with an issue of Variety Puzzles. He’s chewing on the end of a pen as though thinking through a crossword. He is wearing a black shirt, suspenders, and black pants with red marching band stripes up the legs. His hair is slicked back and something behind him is on fire.
A portrait of Marx, edited so that he has glowing red laser eyes
A closeup of a two-color brioche knitting project. I’m holding the project to show both sides. One side has a dark blue as the dominant color and gold as the complement. On the reverse side the color dominance is reversed. My thumb is in frame.
I wasn’t invited to the “king of the Hill” event. It’s hard to find the words, but I felt like I needed to say something not entirely out of anger, but also out of the deep ache in my heart. This show was part of my life for many years. That character, that voice, that story…they were my home, my pride, my connection to something bigger than myself. To not be invited felt like being shut out of a place I helped build. And this pain comes during one of the hardest seasons of my life. Not long ago, I lost the home I grew up in burned to the ground. Everything I owned…gone. My memories, my keepsakes, and most painfully, all of my dogs. My companions, my family, my comfort in this world lost to the flames. I’ve been rebuilding, piece by piece, soul by soul. And while this latest heartbreak stings, I want to take a moment to thank you, my fans, my friends, and my family of followers. You’ve been the ones to lift me up, to remind me of the impact that I’ve made, and to carry me through some of the darkest days of my life. Your love means more to me than I can ever say. I wasn’t invited to the event, but I still carry you all with me. And that’s what keeps me going. My dad used to shine shoes at that theater many years ago. And I will honor him. I will be outside the theater shining shoes for five dollars. With love and gratitude, Jonathan (heart emoji, feather emoji)
4 frames from the 30 Rock episode that guest starred Buzz Aldrin. Liz Lemon’s hair has been badly drawn-over with pinky-purple and Buzz Aldrin’s head has been badly drawn over with a kindergarten-level approximation of Chetney’s knit cap. The caption in the first frame has been edited to read “Would you like to yell at Ruidus with Chetney Pock O’Pea”? Imogen/Liz says “yes please!” And they proceed to yell and shake their fist at the moon (which has been badly edited as a red dot) and say “I own you!” “You stupid moon!”
Picture is divided into three frames. At the top, Leguizamo as Tybalt reveals his gun with a custom grip with an image of The Virgin Mother; in the second, he drops to his knees and removes his black jacket to reveal a red sleeveless corset with the image of Christ emblazoned on it, a shoulder holster, and more guns; in the third he kisses his gun. His hair is immaculately gelled and his sideburns are shaved to a perfect sharp point.
The back of my Eila sweater. A 2x2 broken rib pattern raglan sweater. I wear this one all the time
A selfie of me holding a pink cocktail and sipping it through the little straw. I’m white with brown hair. I’m wearing green glasses, heavy purple eyeshadow and pink lipstick
Charlie from it’s always sunny in Philadelphia
Andor character Dedra Meero, a white woman with blond hair in a severe bun, sits in a stark white prison bunk. She appears to be lamenting her circumstances, but probably not regretting her actions that led to them because she’s a fascist.
The back of unfinished knitting project of a cardigan made with dark purple yarn with tweedy neps. The project is draped over a stack of throw pillows on a yellow couch, and the string of yarn connects to mostly-used skein at the bottom center of the frame.
Illustration of a humanoid creature with pale gray-purple skin, large bat-like ears, big green eyes with slitted black pupils, fangs, and chunky bob-length hair with multiple braids. She wears an enormous furry cloak, a purple frock with a torn hem, and pointy black shoes
Several balls of yarn and hanks of yarn sit on a brown wooden table. The yarn is in shades of light green, dark green, deep purple, plum, and goldenrod
An animated gif - a man in a black t-shirt walks into a room with pink paper hearts taped over his eyes. Caption reads “heart eyes, motherfucker.”
Indiana Jones leans against a stone wall
A blurry image of 6 skeins of yarn in different colors. There is a caption across the center of the picture that reads YARN GOT in all caps, in the style of the Dark Souls II achievement title card.
My left hand holds three books (Jujutsu Kaisen Vol. 23, Jujutsu Kaisen Vol. 25, and Sisters of the Lost Nation by Nick Medina). There is a caption over the center of the image that reads BOOKSTORE SUPPORTED in all caps, in the style of the Elden Ring achievement title card
In the first frame a group of confused and frustrated juvenile offenders gather around a piece of vandalism they’ll have to clean up as part of their community service. A young white man with brown hair says “I’ll tell you who did it, it’s that Banksy prick. There’s a hidden meaning”. In the next frame the graffiti is revealed: it says “I’m going to kill you” in giant red lettering. “Kill” is underlined three times.
A close up of knit stitches in a wavy pattern. One yarn is fuzzy with shades of black, pink, green and white; the other yarn is a dark mix of navy blue, green, gold, and purple
Regina George from the movie Mean Girls - a blonde teenager leans in closely to another character as if interrogating her or smugly catching her in some kind of semantic trap
5 mini figurines on a wooden table. From left to right: a blonde gnome holding a rapier, a black-haired dwarf holding an axe and accompanied by a little ghost, a graying elf with a mustache holding a bow and with a quiver of arrows on his back, a brown shuni (humanoid dog/person hybrid) in a pink coat with a large bow tie shooting fire from their hands, and an auburn-haired halfling playing a lute accompanied by a little crow
A pile of yarn and unfinished projects that screams “Jesus Christ girl you’re a real rat-nesting bitch”
A man and woman dressed as Santa (left) and Mrs Claus (right). Santa is holding a brown and white dog. They are surrounded by Christmas trees