Smoip

@smoip.bsky.social

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Software dev, recovering musician, rule of threes fan.

A troublingly large pile of homegrown squash and peppers
“Jakupovic was referring to the comic book Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which depicts the lives of four turtles who live in the New York City sewer system. The turtles, who are brothers, were exposed to radioactive waste as youths, which turned them into human-turtle hybrids. Trained in martial arts by a large rat, the turtles fight New York criminals. The story is not based on real events.” Excerpt From “Manhole mystery grips New York – just what are city’s ‘mole people’ up to?” Adam Gabbatt The Guardian https://apple.news/AxSsFXIEhRjquPGhsdN6Wxw This material may be protected by copyright.
Zoom exit icon showing a stick figure walking out a door
Black cat nestled in a felt box next to a stack of cat food cans, looking smug.
Two cats looking out from an open wardrobe, nestled in clothes
Closeup of a black cat in a carrier. He looks pissy or sleepy or both
CTA holiday train, bedecked in lights
Tortie hiding under shirt
A green, non-pumpkin gourd carved (pumpkin style) to look like a goblin or a mogwai or something
Video of a tortie cat vigorously washing her paw and face.
Headline from the Washington Post: “Journalists shoved by federal agents outside New York immigration court”
Black cat crammed into a shoe box that’s too small for him. He has crazy eyes
Black cat stuffed into a bookshelf, knocking books sideways and staring into the camera with insane eyes
A group of turtles sunning on a log in a duckweed-covered pond
Screenshot of a text from a Covid testing clinic I went to once in January wishing me a happy birthday
Black cat rearing up while chasing a toy
Photo of a home printed flyer posted on a street corner light box that reads “ARRESTED AT MINECRAFT MOVIE?” And features a large QR code
“Pinover may have benefited from affiliate links to buy clothes in her videos, CNN said, though it noted she only had approximately 800 followers to her account”
Screen cap of Apple News headline. “Yes, it’s safe to fly. So why have there been so many crashes?”
A black cat poking his head out of a partially open storage ottoman, apparently waiting to ambush from the comfort of the folded linens inside
Closeup of a tortie cat’s head resting on a jean-wearing knee. She looks stricken by weltschmertz
Black cat on a countertop, enjoying a narrow beam of sunlight, half rolled on his back
Tortie cat in a scratching cubby, nuzzle-killing a fabric dangle ribbon
A black cat in the background, perched on a low sofa next to stockings. He is looking down at a tortie cat, peeking out of a large cardboard box with a slightly insane expression
Two cats lying down on a white-gray rug. They are deeply engaged in savaging fake mice made of compressed catnip, which are mostly obscured by their paws.
A black cat looking up at the camera. He is sitting next to a half wrapped present
A black cat, sitting in a lap looking perturbed as he blocks the picture taker from using a keyboard with his whole ass body
A black cat prowling through a potted fern. He is deeply engrossed
Two cats viewed from behind, hunched over in weird little hunter body language looking at something very small
A tortie cat refusing to show shame next to a fresh bag of tortillas she chewed up over night
The same back cat, still nested in towels, hiding his face in paws as he sleeps
A black cat nesting in a pile of freshly washed towels.
A bowl of orange/brown soup in a gray bowl, sprinkled with parsley and topped with crusty bread. You can’t tell from the pic but it tastes incredible.
A black cat peeking out from under a carpet with an insane expression.
Raw fish filets sit on a platter in the foreground. A black cat watches with great interest from the background
A black cat has insinuated himself into a lap between a person and a keyboard. He is resting his head in the person’s hand. His eyes are closed.
Black cat on his back shamelessly exposing his belly and peering up at the camera
A tortie cat hunkered down in a sink in a vet’s office
A black cat peeking out of an overturned paper shopping bag. The handle is mashed into his face and he seems not to mind.
Memeified screen cap of Lisa Simpson holding a bowl with the text “Good news, everyone. You don’t have to eat meat. I made enough gazpacho for all.”
A black cat rolling around on his back in a square of intense sunlight
The black cat on the open dishwasher door, rolling around on his back like a an absolute maniac
A black cat sitting on the open door of a dishwasher, tentatively sniffing the wash arm
A black cat on his back on a carpeted step. He is showing his fluffy underside. His neck and head are angled sharply against the next highest step
A black cat and a tortie cat relaxing partway in a sunbeam on the floor. The tortie is reaching half-heartedly towards a robotic bird toy
A black cat looking at the camera. He is seated in a lap, completely blocking access to the keyboard behind him.
A black cat relaxing on the floor. His front paws are tucked delicately into a house slipper. He looks blissful.
A black cat lounging on a carpeted a stair. His expression is unconcerned.
A tortie cat sitting on a step in front of an improbable window. She is looking into the camera with an adorable head tilt.
Tortie cat deeply asleep on cat pillows and blankets in the foreground while an out of focus man plays video games in the background
A black cat washing himself. His tongue is freakishly extended mid lick. He is squinting.
A black cat lying on an upholstered chair. He is on his side, allowing his capacious bulk to spread like pancake batter in a hot griddle. His expression is focused.
A tortie cat apparently trying to sit in a tiny box. Only one shoulder and folded arm fit inside. Her expression is unbothered.
A large, red, panic-room-style button identified as “the disco button” in homemade label maker lettering
A black cat lounging innocently in the morning sun
Zoomed in shot of total solar eclipse