Smoketypething

@smoketypething.bsky.social

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Not very good at being a person

Simpsons Bort scene. "Are you talking to me" asks a man. "No. My son is also named Aegon." replies a woman holding the hand of a child
Black Sabbath album cover for Paranoid. A very blurry man with a sword and shield is running.
Bald man with a beard in Too Many Cooks (2014)
Rollo put in air jail
Presidential Candidate using a baby as a human shield in The Dead Zone
"I'm blowing up right now" from Scott Pilgrim vs the World
Chuck McGill from Better Call Saul saying "You're not a real Economist"
Mega Man 1 box art
Man with plastic bag over his head.
Album cover for Double Fantasy with Double blacked out and Final written over it. John Lennon and Yoko Ono are kissing on the cover.
Star Trek bridge console sparking and smoking.
Spock from Star Trek reading a computer terminal on the bridge of the Enterprise.
“Garfield It must be true!” with a picture of Garfield throwing up peace signs.
Dog being sworn in at court.
Bane
Sam Darnold points at the camera in a New York Jets uniform. The graphic next to him says "OUT INDEFINITELY. STILL IN PRISON"
"the victim, b"
User beligerantkoala begins a skeet “I don’t mean to be that guy”
Model of Chernobyl nuclear power plant post-accident.
Audrey stares into a mirror, shocked. Twin Peaks: The Return (2017)
Eastbound & Down funeral scene. Kenny Powers is holding a boom box.
Screenshot of Jack Nicholson from Chinatown. “Forget it Jake. It’s Breakingtown”
Lenny from the Simpsons deep in thought at an awards show.
The Gimp kneeling next to the cop from Pulp Fiction.
Book cover that says Great and Terrible in green font.
Picture of a Simpsons episode with a man in a hot tub with a cigar saying "Oh, Hello, American Investor. I see you are interested in Activision Video Game Cartridges."
Egyptian Gods Horus and Anubis standing to either side of a Pharaoh in an ancient mural.
Michael McKean as Chuck McGill in Better Call Saul
Batman says "Where are they?!?!?!"
Irish vampire from Sinners
What are the Mario Bros views on Kinslaying? Mario says: I'm gonna kill a you Luigi says: Aiiiiaaiiaaa please don't
Large inflatable Mario face down on a cement floor surrounded by arcade machines.
The Simpsons' Mr. Burns pointing a gun at Smithers while holding a small model airplane. "I said hop in."
Mickey Mouse in a blue nightgown pointing a shotgun
Rollo, an Australian Shepherd, enjoys a cold one.
Galadriel looking scary in The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
Frank from Blue Velvet (1986) saying "Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
Detective Crashmore “I don’t care if I die at all. Things have really sucked lately”
Gandalf showing up at dawn for the battle of Helm's Deep.
Original Legend of Zelda (1986) first screen where the old man gives Link a sword. "Are you alone? Open this *eyes emoji*
Sir Lancelot is saying the text in the original post.
Kaye's post censored as "Rude" by bluesky
ITYSL Dan Flashes sketch. "The Costume Cost $20,000 because the patterns are so complciated"
Cletus from The Simpsons
Michael Cera as George Michael in Arrested Development face down on the floor.
A woman saying "It's time for your walk" and a miserable person saying "yes mother"
Will Ferrell on SNL yelling at his family “I drive a dodge stratus!”
Chu-Chu, a giant pink humanoid rodent, is crucified next some mechs that are also cruci fied.
Is That Still A Thing?
“This world’s so fucking fucked up”
“Maybe you should stop talking for a while. Maybe take the next couple of plays off” from Anchorman (2004)
Peter Jackson looking miserable
“But Black Dynamite”
Cartoon cat reading a newspaper headline “you need a heart to live”