Smooth Dunk

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get ready for some bad drawings. he/him

5 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy excitedly sits down at their laptop, saying: Boy o’ boy, I wonder what my favourite Author’s up to! Panel 2: Close up of a J K Rowling tweet where she says “The gay rights movement is currently host to a cannibalising ideology that blames and shames homosexuals for not sleeping with members of the opposite sex. Amnesty International is on the side of the persecutors.” Panels 3 to 5: Purple Guy slowly closes their laptop, wondering how the billionaire author they loved has become so obsessed with the lives of people who have absolutely no effect on her existence.
2 panel comic Panel 1 is titled “Journalist logs into Twitter” Image shows a Pink Guy performing a high jump. He easily sails over a tall barrier that says “Racism, Nazis, Homophobia, CSAM and Bigotry”. He smiles and waves at the reader. Panel 2 is titled “Journalist logs into BlueSky” The Pink Guy is doing the high jump again, however, this time, a much smaller barrier just says “Smugness”. The Pink Guy is clinging to the barrier, trying to hook his leg over it. He yells “Hnnngh I CAN’T GET OVER IT”
5 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy with “AI” on his chest is falling backwards off a cliff. A Purple Guy is running to “save him” Panels 2-4: Close up of Purple Guy’s hands gradually going from outstretched fingers to a closed fist Panel 5: Red Guy falls backwards off the cliff while Purple Guy does nothing but show him his middle finger.
Six panel comic Panel 1: Elon Fuck-Face Musk is standing next to a stack of cash crudely shaped to look like a human. Musk says, “I made myself a friend out of money” Panel 2: Musk pathetically opens his arms and says “C’mere, big guy” to the stack of money Panel 3: Musk closes his arms around the money stack and the notes scatter everywhere. Panel 4: Musk looks down at his hands as the money flutters to the ground Panel 5: A close up of Musk’s hands. A single note rests on his arm. Panel 6: A gross up of Musk’s face. Snot and tears flow as he mourns the loss of the only friend he ever had. What a wanker.
4 panel comic Panel 1: Orange Guy on a green background. He is continually shouting “BET BET BET BET” Panel 2: Orange Guy is becoming increasingly unhinged. The words BET BET BET BET start to fill up the panel behind him Panel 3: Extreme close up on Orange Guys’s eyes. They are blood shot and the pupils have been replaced with the words “BET”. The eyes are surrounded by waves of the word “BET” Panel 4: An almost empty panel. Orange Guy leans in and whispers “responsibly”. “gambleaware.com” is written in small letters at the bottom right of the panel
2 panel comic Panel 1: Three guys are sitting in a car. Blue Guy is driving, Purple Guy is in the passenger seat. Yellow Guy is in the back. Blue Guy yells at Purple Guy “You ruined the WHOLE DAY. Why did you invite HIM?” Purple Guy screams back “Well excuse me for not wanting our friend group to turn into an echo chamber!” Panel 2: A Log flume photo you get at theme parks. Blue, Purple, and Yellow Guy are sitting in the front of the log. There is a Nazi in the back to provide BALANCE and HEALTHY DISCOURSE
3 panel comic done in the style of a Roadrunner cartoon Panel 1: 4 stupid little Nazis are standing around a sign that says “Fascism” They are all super excited about the fascism they are about to witness. Panel 2: A large shadow is suddenly cast over them. They all look up. Panel 3: A huge boulder labelled SATIRE lands on them. Crushing them all to death
4 panel cartoon Panel 1: A very emotional blue guy with his fists clenched says “All evil needs to triumph…” Panel 2: He gets even more emotional and continues “Is for good people to do nothing. That’s why…” Panel 3: He yells heroically “I post on Mastodon!” he puts his hands on his hips and looks sternly into the middle distance, sunlight fills the panel behind him and doves take flight in the background Panel 4: Purple Guy and Orange Guy lean into the panel looking confused and ask “where?”
4 panel cartoon Panel 1: A very emotional blue guy with his fists clenched says “All evil needs to triumph…” Panel 2: He gets even more emotional and continues “Is for good people to do nothing. That’s why…” Panel 3: He yells heroically “I post on Bluesky!” he puts his hands on his hips and looks sternly into the middle distance, sunlight fills the panel behind him and doves take flight in the background Panel 4: Purple Guy leans into the panel and whispers “that’s the same as doing nothing”
4 panel cartoon Panel 1: A very emotional blue guy with his fists clenched says “All evil needs to triumph…” Panel 2: He gets even more emotional and continues “Is for good people to do nothing. That’s why…” Panel 3: He yells heroically “I fight on Twitter!” he puts his hands on his hips and looks sternly into the middle distance, sunlight fills the panel behind him and doves take flight in the background Panel 4: Purple Guy leans into the panel and whispers “that’s the same as doing nothing”
4 panel comic Panel 1: An irate rich husband in a tuxedo is screaming at his rich wife, who is freaking out in a fancy dress. Rich Husband: Darling, they’re TAXING US Rich Wife: NO Panel 2: Rich Husband (looking disgusted): The bastards are TAXING US Rich Wife (fists clenched, looking mad): NO Panel 3: The rich couple are now hugging and weeping. Rich Husband: We’ll only have enough money to live in luxury for the rest of our lives Rich Wife: Oh God Panel 4: Close up of Rich Husband, eyes huge, tears streaming. He whispers: Now I know how the slaves felt
3 panel comic Panel 1: A Red Guy representing the White House stands in front of a massive jacked up Trump. The Red Guy points to Trump and says “He’s a big strong hero” Panel 2: A very very mean woke leftie in the audience shouts “I hate his guts” Panel 3: Red Guy is now cradling a tiny little baby Trump. With tears in his eyes, Red Guy yells “He’s a baby. You’re screaming at a BABY”
4 panel comic Panel 1: Blue Guy sits handcuffed in an interrogation room while two FBI agents watch him through a one way mirror. Blue Guy: C’mon guys! I wasn’t actually gonna kill anyone! It was a joke. Panel 2: FBI Agent 1 (arms folded, looking stern): Do you believe him? Panel 3: FBI Agent 2 (holds up a phone and points to it): No. He has a Blue Sky Account Panel 4: (Agent 2 looks into the interrogation room in disgust) This son of a bitch doesn’t even know what a joke is
4 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy is yelling at Pink Guy: “What if Bluesky disappears, huh?” Panel 2: Purple Guy continues to rant “what are you gonna do without social media?” Panel 3: Pink Guy gets real close to Purple Guy’s ear Panel 4: Pink Guy whispers: “heal, bitch”
3 panel comic: Panel 1: A Purple Guy is rolling up his sleeve. He is about to PUNCH AN ICE AGENT. He says “Get ready for an ass kicking you ICE BITCH” A yellow guy in the background notices the situation Panel 2: The Yellow Guy tries to break up the fight. He says “Um, Excuse me. Let’s resolve this with KINDNESS, shall we? What would JESUS do?” Panel 3: Jesus starts climbing down off his cloud and says “I’m coming down to hit that cunt myself”
3 panel comic: Panel 1: A Purple Guy is rolling up his sleeve. He is about to PUNCH AN ICE AGENT. He says “Get ready for an ass kicking you ICE BITCH” A yellow guy in the background notices the situation Panel 2: The Yellow Guy tries to break up the fight. He says “Um, Excuse me. Let’s resolve this with KINDNESS, shall we? What would JESUS do?” Panel 3: Jesus starts climbing down off his cloud and says “I’m coming down to hit that cunt myself”
A response on Twitter to my comic about Jesus telling people to punch nazis where someone has replied “Never seen one of these comics from lefties about going after cops. Cowardly to the core.”
9 panel comic Panel 1: The view from the cockpit of a spacecraft. Two green alien hands grip the controls. A planet can be seen in front of the ship. Panel 2: One of the alien hands move to the left and presses a red button. Two laser beams fire from the ship directing into the centre of the planet below. Panel 3: The planet begins to rupture under the force of the lasers. Panel 4: The planet completely explodes. The ship and the pilot are bathed in a blood-red glow. Panels 5, 6, and 7: The alien pilot turns the ship 180 degrees so he is facing empty space and the dying planet is behind him. Panels 8 and 9: The alien presses a green button and the space craft accelerates to warp speed. A dimensional rift opens in the distance. The viewing window fills with white light.
Weird Mutant Mr Burns Hal Hybrid
4 panel comic Panel 1: Weird AI Ghoul Sam Altman is being interviewed by a Purple Guy. They are both sitting on green chairs. Sam Altman says “We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water” Panel 2: Purple Guy says “Sorry, can I just-“ and he reaches over and cups Sam’s chin. There is a clicking sound. Panel 3: The entire front of Sam’s face flips up like the bonnet of a car. Purple Guy leans in for a closer look. Panel 4: We see the inside of Sam’s head. In the background Purple Guy peeks in. There is an empty white room. In the foreground we see a little mutant version of Mr Burns with HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey sticking out of his head. It’s weird, trust me.
2 panel comic Panel 1 is titled “Client Feedback (2012) Red Guy sits at his desk typing on his laptop. There is a bubble on the right hand side of the panel showing his screen. A small text panel says “and the”. There is an arrow pointing to the bottom of the words with a correction box that reads: “Text is slightly misaligned. Please fix” Panel 2 is titled “Client feedback (2026) Red Guy is slouched on chair typing into his phone. His phone screen shows a panel of text that is complete gibberish. This time the correction reads “not alphabet but who give a fuck”
2 panel comic Panel 1: A Blue Person and a Red Person shaking hands. Both look very happy. Blue person says “We’ve taken all the gay out of our movie”. The Red Person replies “Thanks Pixar. Now I can tell my kids about gay people on my own terms” Panel 2: Kids’ bedroom, night. Two children sit on the floor. Red Person is wearing a hoodie and holding a torch under their chin like they’re telling a horror story. On the wall is a poster with a scary silhouette entitled “The Gays”. Red Person: “THEY’LL COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT”
4 panel comic Panel 1: A Pink Guy and an Orange Guy are sitting in the cinema. Pink Guy is munching popcorn and Orange Guy is slurping fizzy pop. Pink Guy points up at screen and says “is that guy cool?” Panel 2: Orange Guy pauses drinking and replies “he just blew up a school full of kids” Panel 3: Pink Guy says “No, I know“ Panel 4: We see the anti-hero on screen. He is wearing a purple t-shirt and a baseball cap facing backwards. Pink Guy continues, “but his cap is so BACKWARDS”
4 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy in sweatshirt addresses the reader. He says, “Sure, Twitter has a Nazi problem. But I’m staying to fix it” Panel 2: Purple Guy has gone full on Sitting Backwards On A Chair Mode. The chair has the X logo on it. He is wearing sunglasses and blue jeans. He is talking to some Nazis. He says “Listen Fellas, did you know that being a Nazi…” Panel 3: Close up on Purple Guy lowering his sunglasses for maximum effect. He continues “Is BAD?” Panel 4: The Nazis look flabbergasted by this revelation. They all go “WHUAAA??”
3 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy sitting at desk looking tired. His fingers are steepled and he is trying to focus on something in front of him. Empty Cans of Monster Energy clutter his desk Panel 2: Red Guy says, “Will it work?” Panel 3: Wider shot with a view of a whiteboard in front of Red Guy. There is a miserable unshaven Purple Guy standing next to the board. He says “It has to” The whiteboard reads “OpenAi. If you don’t use it your mum will explode”
A cartoon made in response to an Elon Musk tweet that reads “Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔” The black and white cartoon shows Musk standing against the wind. There is a distant expression on his face and a single tear being blown from his left eye. He wraps his arms around himself, trying to keep warm. The world is so cruel to him. Punishing him for the meagre crime of hoarding massive amounts of wealth and showing no empathy for the vulnerable. Also, he uses his platform to boost racism, misogyny, and white supremacy but seriously guys who would hold that against a fella? Next to him a caption reads “Being a shit person is ruining my life”
3 panel comic Panel 1: A Pink Guy has spray painted the words “All billionaires are scum” on a blue wall. Pleased with his work, he looks at the reader and gives a thumbs up. Panel 2: An Orange Guy comes into shot and snatches the can of spray paint out of the Pink Guy’s hand. He looks angry and yells “Hey!” Panel 3: The Orange Guy has changed the message so it now reads “All billionaires are scumbag pedophiles. Both the Pink Guy and the Orange Guy give the reader a thumbs up.
3 panel comic Panel 1: Blue Guy sits at a desk with a laptop. Purple Guy is his teacher. He points to a spot on the laptop screen. Purple Guy: “What’s this” Panel 2: Close up on screen. Purple Guy is pointing to a sentence that starts with “I think that…” Blue Guy: “An original thought” Panel 3: Purple Guy hurls the laptop into Blue Guy’s face and screams “START AGAIN”
A cartoon of a news report. The picture shows a government official doing a press conference flanked by goons. The headline reads “A man attacked federal bullets with his body” Underneath the picture is a quote saying “those bullets had families”
Cartoon A Red Guy in shades and ear protectors is practicing at a shooting range. Along the wall in front of him are targets. They show the silhouette of a man’s upper body. However, the target the red guy is aiming at is hanging much lower than the rest, at roughly the height of a small child, and he is shooting from a kneeling position.
3 panel comic Panel 1: Orange Guy standing at a stall with a sign that says “Shit Sandwich, £500” Pink Guy walks up to the stall, Orange Guy gestures excitedly at the sign. Panel 2: Pink Guy continues walking past the Shit Sandwich stall. The Orange Guy looks dejected Panel 3: Orange Guy says “Wow. That guy can’t read”
3 panel comic Panel 1: A crowd is watching TV in a bar. The TV is facing away from the reader. The crowd ecstatically screams “YEAHHHH!” Panel 2: A new guy walks into shot from the left and says “You guys watching football?” A guy in crowd answers “Nope” Panel 3: The new guy looks at the TV screen and immediately screams “OH FUCK YEAH”
4 panel comic: Panel 1: A smug Nazi throwing up a Nazi salute Panel 2: The Nazi gets hit with a little water balloon Panel 3: The Nazi starts to shrink and shrivel Panel 4: The Nazi is a now tiny crying baby
The same comic as above but now Garfield is added to panels 2 and 3 making the whole thing more fun
3 panel comic Panel 1: Two characters are lying on a conveyor belt that is slowly feeding them into a meat grinder. A Pink Guy is closest to the grinder. He is duct taped and tied up. A Blue Guy in sun glasses is next to him. He is not tied up and there is a lever saying “Stop” above his head. Pink Guy yells, “HELP! PULL THE LEVER!” Blue Guy casually says “No can do, bro. Empathy is toxic” Panel 2: The Pink Guy is crushed by the grinder as the Blue Guy folds his arms across his chest and says “Caring is weakness, bro” Panel 3: The Blue Guy starts to get crushed by the grinder. His agonised last words are “What’s in it for me, bro?”
4 panel comic Panel 1: A group of people just having a lovely time. Everyone is laughing Panel 2: An absolute Federal Agent appears in the middle of the group laughing like an obnoxious robot Panel 3: The group quickly disperses, leaving the gross creepy agent by himself Panel 4: The agent touches his ear and says “shoot their moms”
Panel 5 (Extra panel for the previous comic in this thread): Blue Guy has finally made his choice based on Gemini’s advice, he says, “I’ll have the blowfish” Waiter, looking exasperated: “we don’t-“
4 panel comic Panel 1: Blue Guy is at a restaurant. Pink Guy is the waiter serving him. Blue Guy is holding his phone up to his face and shouting obnoxiously, “Gemini, what food does this place have?” Waiter: “Sir, we have a menu” Panel 2: Blue Guy continues into phone: “Gemini, what burgers do they do?” Waiter: “You can check the menu” Panel 3: Blue Guy: “Gemini, pizza options?” Waiter, looking at the menu on the table in front of the Blue Guy: “It’s literally right there” Panel 4: Blue Guy: “Gemini, spaghetti, yes or no?” Waiter: Rotate your eyeballs 45 degrees downward
4 panel comic Panel 1: Blue Guy lying in bed with his phone on the opposite pillow. Blue Guy: I love you so much. This has been the best year of my life. Phone: I’m leaving you Panel 2: Blue Guy grabs phone in a mad panic. He yells WHUU? Panel 3: Close up on phone screen. Phone says Unless… Panel 4: Phone screen goes black. A pop up appears saying: The No Break Up Expansion Pack. £59.99 per month. Buy Now
4 panel comic Panel 1: A Green Alien and a Pink Alien watch Bluesky on a monitor aboard their spaceship Green Alien says “Some of them are arguing about a war. And some of them are arguing about a cartoon dog with boobs” Panel 2: Pink Alien replies, “So this is happening in two separate dimensions” Panel 3: Green Alien says, “No. In the same dimension. At the same time. Panel 4: Pink Alien: “Fuckin what”
2 panel comic Panel 1: White Guy in suit is standing on a Purple Guy’s throat. Purple Guy: Ack! Get your fucking foot of my throat Panel 2: White Guy is still standing on Purple Guy’s throat, but now looks mortal offended White guy: Um, MANNERS
4 panel comic Panel 1: Laptop screen that says: 2025 Accomplishments. 1. Panel 2: Purple guy looking thoughtful Panel 3: Purple Guy typing Panel 4: Laptop screen that says: 2025 Accomplishment: Didn’t die
4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy standing next to a Purple Guy who is wearing a mask. Red Guy angrily asks, “Why are you wearing a mask?” Panel 2: Purple Guy reaches into their pocket and says “I have a note that explains it” Panel 3: Purple Guy hands Red Guy the note Panel 4: Close up of Red Guy reading a note that says “Because fuck off you nosy bitch”
3 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy leaning on a shovel standing next to a snow sculpture that says “Edgy Comedy” Panel 2: Sun comes out from behind clouds Panel 3: The snow melts, revealing a stone sculpture that says “The weakest shit I have ever written”
4 panel comic Panel 1: Guy dancing with a cigarette. He looks so happy. The caption reads “Smoking to own the woke” Panel 2: Guy is still dancing and smoking but his skin now looks like worn leather. The caption reads “Prematurely aging to own the wokes” Panel 3: Guy is sucking back on an oxygen tank looking frail and thin. Caption reads “Lung cancer to own the wokes” Panel 4: Tombstone that says “Dead to own the wokes”
4 panel comic Panel 1: A disheveled Purple Guy sits on the pavement. He looks intensely upset. He says “I’ve lost everything. My family. My job. The streets are my home now.” Panel 2: Purple Guy starts to sob and says “It’s like the whole world hates me.” A hand rests on his shoulder. Panel 3: Purple Guy looks up to see a Yellow Guy looking down at him with tears in his eyes. Yellow Guy says “I know how you feel, friend” Panel 4: Yellow Guy weeps, looking up to heaven for answers. He says “I’m a billionaire with a blue sky account”
Santa is checking his list, standing next to a very small baby Santa: Looks like you’re on the naughty list Jimmy. Says here you shot a man in 1886”
4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy and Blue Kid are having a conversation. Blue Kid: I wanna be an Artist Red Guy: Ha ha ha. You’ll never make it Panel 2: 15 years later: Blue Kid is now an adult. He says: I became an artist! Red Guy looks surprised. Panel 3: Red Guy descends into bitterness brought on by his own failures Panel 4: Close up of Red Guy, really really mad. He seeths: I’ll make you PAY for proving me wrong
Scene from Golden Girls Dorothy: Ma, I do not snore Sophia: Please, I had to turn you away from the windows so you wouldn’t inhale the drapes
4 panel comic Panel 1: Yellow Guy holding up a phone with a gross AI version of his grandmother on screen. He says, “My grandma didn’t die, she’s still alive on my phone! Panel 2: Yellow Guy holding up a phone with a gross AI version of his girlfriend on screen. He says, “My girlfriend didn’t dump me, we’re still together on my phone!” Panel 3: Yellow Guy hugs his phone Panel 4: Yellow Guy suddenly looks at the reader and screams “NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO LEAVE ME”
2 panel comic Panel 1: Smug Orange Man says “Let he who has NOT had a Nazi phase cast the first stone” Panel 2: Orange man shits his pants as he is simultaneously pelted with a shitload of stones
2 panel comic Panel 1: Massively aggressive cop fly kicks a door down while screaming “Bluesky PD” Panel 2: Cop then points gun directly at the reader and hisses “We received reports you were having fun for a second”
5 panel comic. Panel 1: A man hosting an award ceremony announces that the winner of the FIFA peace prize is Donald Trump Panel 2: Donald Trump looking disgustingly excited Panels 3 to 5: The other nominees for the award looking suitably disappointed. They are: Mustard gas, The Devil, and a cardboard cut out of Adolf Hitler
4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh” Panel 2: Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this” Panel 3: Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break. Panel 4: Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.