Smootlet

@smootlet.bsky.social

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Soda Addict | He/Him | 22 | 🔞Retweets Inflation, Hyper, & Fat Fetish Content. Minors DNI🔞 | PFP Art by @mirrorg.bsky.social

Detailed drawing of a horse saying "how hungry..."
Cole's thoughts: "Oh god, my whole body feels so tight! I keep blowing up more and more and each time I think I’ve finally hit my limit and feel like I’ll violently burst open like a dam I just keep going and I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! Please, won’t somebody, anybody make it stop! I can’t believe this is how I’m going to go out, as a gigantic juice-filled balloon that will, in mere moments, paint the walls blue. Why is this happening to me of all people!! It’s such a humiliating way to go, in front of a bunch of strangers no less. I bet they're all pointing and laughing at me right now, calling me a such a brat, saying I deserve this cruel fate for not listening to Wonka’s rules, but why would Wonka even show us that piece of gum if he knew it had these dangerous side effects? That sick fuck probably wanted me to get turned into a giant blueberry bomb! I should’ve never chewed that piece of gum, I should’ve never even looked at that piece of gum, I should’ve never even come on this stupid tour in the first place! Oh no-I think it’s finally going to happen this time! I’m gonna – I’m gonna – I’m" Tour guests: "Oh geez, I feel so bad for that poor bun." "I'm starting to get awfully concerned Wonka, he's getting awfully big, you'll still be able to juice him back to normal size right?" Wonka: "I'm afraid not, he far exceeds the size of any other blueberry I've seen, so even if it were possible to roll him to the juicing room, he wouldn't even fit in the juicer." "We should probably start backing away from him before we get blown away by a tidal wave of juice."
I doubt these are much more comfortable than just leaning against the wall...
Cole: "HE*UURRR*LP ME!" Onlookers: "God how embarrassing, he looks like a freakin parade balloon!" "That's what he gets for littering." "I can't imagine being such a soda junkie that you'd drink enough to become a fizz-filled blimp." "Is anyone else concerned that his expansion doesn't appear to be slowing down?" "I wish he'd stop burping all the time, it's so fucking gross!" "He looks close to popping!"
Jachlatt says what we're all thinking
i am Looking INTENSELY
GAY SEX
THIS DRAGON HAS A FLAT BELLY!! AAAHHH!! SO SCARY!! 😱
ABSOLUTE ASS
Image of a giant ball of dough
Stick figure holding a knife and fork, looking at two cakes on a table and saying "HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!"