SMuffinMan 🏳️‍🌈

@smuffinman.bsky.social

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Director Will Gluck looking like an inferior Willem Dafoe
Slightly off-center artwork for Marvel vs. Capcom Fighting Collection, featuring Cryu and Cyclops and Ryu clasping hands as you would in an arm wrestle, and various Marvel and Capcom characters clashing behind them.
Metallica's Kill 'Em All album cover, depicting a bloody hammer.
An evil robot stamping a "no fun allowed" sign into the ground.
Photo of King Ghidorah from Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah. Caption reads "Nice argument. Unfortunately, bidi bidi bidi bidi bidi."
Songbird from Bioshock Infinite riding a broken airship and men all off of it under a stormy sky.
Captain Murphy from Sealab 2021 looks slightly upwards, mouth slightly ajar from speaking. Caption reads "You got any stuff that doesn't suck?"
Animated frame of a Man with a huge Jay Leno chin grabbing another cut on the shoulder while a third looks behind them. Everynody is smiling creepily.
Boxart for Chester Cheetah: Too Cool To Fool on the SNES. Chester Cheetah, in his signature sunglasses, bursts through a road barrier that says "road closed" on his purple, spotted motorcycle. He is being chased by the evil zookeeper and his dog from the zoo he escaped from.
David Lynch as Gordon Cole in The Return. He sits across from David Duchovny's Denise Bryson. Caption reads "Fix your hearts or die!", which he told her transphobic colleagues.
Bluesky transphobe Adjunct Angel writes "and kink shaming is just ok in the trans community then? Great, good to know since each of you are representatives of that letter of the lgbtq+ just like I am another letter."
Hitler blowing his brains out. Caption reads "follow your leader"
Painting of a pan in a blue flannel shirt and brown jacket, a wad of rolled up papers in his jacket standing up as other men in the room look up at him iquistively.
Hitler blowing his brains out with a revolver. Caption reads "follow your leader"
Super Godzilla from the SNES classic, Super Godzilla stands wide with his spiky shoulders, looking at the camera, with anime lines coming down behind him.
Picture of a chibi cat girl with a glass od juice knocked over on the table in front of her. Caption reads "I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP"
Steve Rogers wearing a one piece swimsuit with American flag designs and a lifesaver for a shield streatches his leg out while his hog hangs below like a third leg.
Enterprise-F leaves space dock in Picard season 3, surrounded by fireworks.
Several crystals of Quartz
A drooling soyjak whose skull is a microwave that his cooking his brain.
Cloud's arm extends into the frozen mako that contains Sephiroth's real body to give him the black materia to summon Meteor. The materia glows black and lightning emits from it as Meteor is summoned.
Dante in Clerks pours the last few chips out of a Pringles can thst he just freed from the arm of a helpless customer
Guy smiling as he is surrounded by swords pointing at him
An old cartoon with three men, one grabs the third man's shoulder while smiling and the second man smiles also at the third.
Small child pointing at the camera's POV in a car. Caption reads "ball knower".
A black and white cockerspaniel/pit mix with an orange collar lies on a dog-friendly hotel sheet and blanket, his tongue lightly sticking out.
Dougie in The Return wearing a lime green suit holds up a cup of coffee to his face as he closes his eyes and smiles
Mark S. Zaid tweet from 2/10/2018. Tweet reads "I've gotten clearances for guys who had child porn issues"
A pic of Tidus in FFX on the PS2 on top, and on the bottom is the "HD Remaster" face, with overly smooth features.
Statement from Xbox saying an Xbox account is required for Playstation co-op
Matt Roger's on Twitter: Trust me, liberals are not complacent. We're ready to vote right ducking now if we could."
Bugenhagen, a bald man except with a tiny ponytail wearing a blue robe and riding a floating green orb in FFVII says "Ho ho hooo!"
Vrunt: "Just saw this thread pn my Discover feed and as a neutral third party i have to say you lost the argument" Money Is Fake: "I'm not the one who turned it into an argument, so I feel fine not getting a prize from a swarm of bots." Stella Sacco: "Brother. You replied to my post with several extremely rude and unfounded things about me. I would like you to reread what you've said, and what I've said, and apologize to me. You must be capable of recognizing when you reacted rudely and incorrectly." Money Is Fake: "Please leave me alone, it's getting creepy. No means no."
Release window for FF7 Revelation. Announcement reads "SPRING 2027 -Launching Simultaneously on All Platforms-"
Close up of a woman's face who is wearing a beanie and a cheetah print coat. She appears non-plussed and uninterested. Caption reads "What the hell, sure."
Lauren's old post on twitter that reads "i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion"
A 32 Oz. can, label reads "Hofbräuhaus Newport - Brewery & Restaurant - Brewing Craft Bier Since 2003"
Me telling me what a mewling centrist can go do with himself
Mortal Kombat subreddit thread titled "Mfs will look you dead in the face and say they're good at the game playing like this". Video features Omni-Man jumping down onto an easily seen Kitana trap in MK1 In the comments, after people point out there is nothing wrong with the clip, OP responds "If you have to zone to win you're just dogshit argue with the wall"
The Department of Homeland Security "Advisory System" with five color blocks. Red: Severe - Severe risk of terrorist attacks Orange: High - High risk of terrorist attacks Yellow: Elevated - Significant risk of terrorist attacks Blue: Guarded - General risk of terrorist attacks Green: Low - Low risk of terrorist attacks
The Department of Homeland Security "Advisory System" with five color blocks. Red: Severe - Severe risk of terrorist attacks Orange: High - High risk of terrorist attacks Yellow: Elevated - Significant risk of terrorist attacks Blue: Guarded - General risk of terrorist attacks Green: Low - Low risk of terrorist attacks
Loki as played by Matt Damon in Dogma (1999), talking to a nun in an airport lobby as he convinces her to hang up her habit.
User gomjobbar writes on tumblr: "every time a new Star War movie or show is announced all the fans are like OMG Glup Shitto is back😭😭😭"
Drawing of a circle with 94% regularity in the lines.
A smtrung out Lois from Family Guy (labaled transphobes and homophobes) staring at a bottle of pills labeled "Slurs"
Title card for Godzilla x Kong: Supernova
Bluesky user yourenemy06 argues bike lines are worse than Trump,who is committing genocide
Bluesky User yourenemy06 becomes a Trump supporter over bike lanes, hates people with pride flags that call him out as a Nazi.
Guy shaving his head while getting a swastika tattoo, text bubbles read "I just hate to do this. I feel bullied, really."
Guy shaving his head while getting a swastika tattoo, text bubbles read "I just hate to do this. I feel bullied, really."
Cyclops in Marvel vs. Capcom 2 crossing his arms and shooting a huge optic red optic blast from his visor at Street Fighter's Sakura.
User WillowMinder's profile tells me I'm blocked
Luke Skywalker in his X-Wing cockpit with blast helmet and orange eye visor.
Bluesy user willowminder says people with cluster B personality disorders should be rounded up into camps
Screenshot of my reply of me posting the comic also
Cartoon of a visibly frustrated man in a tie throwing his arms up. Caption reads "I Guess"
On the left is an image of Lady from DMC3, with her entire flowery and mood setting intro dialogue. On the right is Nazi Lady from the anime, and below her is a profanity-laden flippant quote about Sparda.