Guy White

@smuttyguy.bsky.social

850 Followers 378 Following

🔞I write about dysfunctional people in functional relationships. Respectfully naughty. Sometimes funny. Always dyslexic & ADHD. 38 he/him. Married to @violetfemme.bsky.social https://allmylinks.com/smutty-guy

pic of an anime girl holding up a sign that says "advertise your bluesky account in 3 words"
Disney+ screenshot show their Valentine’s Day collection that includes Lady and The Tramp, The Frog Princess, WandaVision
Just black nothingness
Email notification reads Linktree, ends soon: 30 free days of pro analy. (Anally)
Scene from Seven Psychopaths set up in six comic panels and edited. Nihilist: Stop pursuing meaning. Absurdist: No. Nihilist: But there is none. Absurdist: I don’t care. Nihilist: That doesn’t make any sense. Absurdist: Too bad.
Pascal from Disney’s Repunzel. (A green chameleon looking un impressed to be wearing a pink dress.)
Screen shot from Legally Blonde. Reese Witherspoon, playing Elle Woods, stands in front of Linda Cardelli. Reese looks a little shocked while Linda looks horrified. Over Linda are the words "The people listening." Over Reese are the words "me telling a story from my life I didn't realize was traumatic until I said it aloud."
Comic book cover featuring Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman.
Text: 1 like equals 1 very specific fetish, kink, or turn on
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Screenshot shot from the news, edited: a white man name Mike Litoris, with the text added: Men’s hide and seek champion
A sign for Horneytown Road. (Under the sign is another sign that says “this sign has R.F.I.D. and G.P.S. tracking.”
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An obvious dickprint seen through grey sweatpants
Book promo for Lockdown and Dirty by Guy White, Narrated by Adara Astin. What can you expect from Lockdown and Dirty? Short, Fun, Sexy, Sweet Story Roommates to Lovers High Heat, Slow Burn Enthusiastic Consent Low Angst Exhibitionism and Voyeurism Teasing and Denial HEA Available on Amazon, Audible, and Apple Books Audio books2read.com/Lockdown-and-Dirty
Screenshot from BlueSky’s What’s Hot section. The results are just the word you.
Screen shot from Legally Blonde. Reese Witherspoon, playing Elle Woods, stands in front of Linda Cardelli. Reese looks a little shocked while Linda looks horrified. Over Linda are the words “The people listening.” Over Reese are the words “me telling a story from my life I didn’t realize was traumatic until I said it aloud.”
What’s the worst euphemism for having sex? (Image: Two ladybugs mating)
Promo for short story: Keyed Up, found in If These Walls Could Talk. Image of a thin white woman with a chain wrapped around her hips. Text from the story: Laying on the bed in a black lace bra was another attractive woman, a little more tan than Vivian, far more slender, with straight black hair. Around her waist, she wore what looked like an armored thong. It took a while for me to realize it was a chastity belt. And right front and center, just below her belly button, was the padlock. "I gave her the key to unlock herself. She got too excited and snapped it off in the lock." I coughed. "I see. Um..." Available far and wide books2read.com/itwctv1