Snailchick 🐌🇨🇦🏴‍☠️

@snailchick.bsky.social

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She/her. Vancouver, Canada. Trying to deal with *gestures at everything* with fury and fandom. Lover of OFMD, Discworld, LOTR, science (except the math parts), libraries, and various escapist joys. Passionate hater of punching down.

Retro image of a furious woman beating a man over the head with a bouquet of roses.
Edwardian drawing of a woman with head in hands, and the caption "ugh."
Image of a small boy behind bars with the caption "Feminism is oppressing me. Modern society hates men," then another zoomed out image showing he is just hiding between the wore shelf he has removed from a fridge.
Seven of Nine looks at a phone with disgust
Claire Willett post about how men have rebranded anger as Not An Emotion.
Baymax raises a finger and says I HAVE SOME CONCERNS
Oliver from the musical holding out a bowl with the caption "please sir may I have some less"
Tiny frog with its mouth open and the caption (VIOLENT GAG)
Black and white still of a woman hanging onto a pillar with the caption I LOVE THIS POST
Photo of a page of A Prince Among Pirates referring to Jeff the accountant.
Discworld reference: official receipt from the Thieves Guild.
Image with KOMRADE, MEME IS PUBLIC PROPERTY. NO NEED STEAL. IS YOURS.
2 images, one of a young boy behind bars with FEMINISM IS OPRESSING ME and one zoomed out showing he is playing with a fridge wire shelf.
Marilyn Frye quote about how heterosexual male culture is homoerotic because men truly only like and admire other me
Photo of a painting of ocean waves and the horizon
Thieves Guild receipt (Discworld)
"I've been single for a while and I have to say, it's going very well. Like... it's working out. I think I'm the one."
Medieval seige weapon with caption INTO THE TREBUCHET MY DUDE
Art of a crowned girl kissing a bear on the nose.
Plastic crocodile making a blech face under the words THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO
Painting called "the irritating gentleman" in which a guy is pestering a young woman on a train.
Photo of man pointing at himself with the caption "new study finds that men ate often their own favorite experts on any given subject"
Eleanor from The Good Place holds a bunch of balloons while surrounded by cacti. THIS IS THE BAD PLACE
Poem "He tells her" by Mary Cope
Picture of a potato with "i stole your post. I leave you this potato."
Beaker holding an axe with the caption "meeps with malicious intent"
Salome with the head of John the Baptist on a platter, and the caption "women must serve men"
Overfed leopard mixes some alka selzer
Toothless the dragon looking annoyed and skeptical
Victorian style image of a woman with the caption "disk is abundant and of low value"
Meme of "women" holding hands with "men" but looking admiringly at "bears in the woods."
Judge on a reality show saying "powerful homoerotocism. I really enjoyed it."
80s style text saying "thanks so much random man but nobody cares"
Toothless the dragon looks resigned and disgusted
Quote from Macbeth: "Those he commands move only in command, Nothing in love: now does he feel his title hang loose about him, like a giant's robe upon a dwarfish thief"
Nac Mac Feegles with the caption NAE KING! NAE QUIN! NAR LAIRD! NAE MASTER! WE WILLNAE BE FOOLED AGAIN!
Cartoon character points eagerly at an upward arrow over his head
Cartoon of a man and a woman dining with the man speaking. Caption reads "let me interrupt your expertise with my confidence."
Retro looking image of a woman beating a man over the head with a bouquet of roses.
Oliver holding up his bowl, and the caption PLEASE SIR MAY I HAVE SOME LESS
Old painting of a woman dramatically rolling her eyes.
Screenshot of man complaining he saw a girl putting on makeup and disapproved, with sarcastic replies about how could they fail to ask him first
Black and white pic of a woman hugging a pillar, with the caption I LOVE THIS POST.
Gus says women who complain of petiod pain don't understand the pain of rolling your ankle. Woman responds "so glad girls dont have ankles."
Silhouette of a man in the distance with caption A MAN! A MAN HAS ARRIVED! TO SHARE HIS MANLY VIEWS
Person being bombarded with lemons far too quickly to keep up by making lemonade
Old fashioned painting of a girl with a riding crop, and the caption "it wad the fuck around of times. It was the find out of times."
Canada Place and the Vancouver dockyard at night, with reflected lights in the Harbour.
Painting of Salome with the head of John on a platter and the caption "women must serve men."
Ralph from the Simpsons at a computer watching YouTube, with the caption "I'm a resurcher."
Oliver holding out a bowl, with the caption "please sir, may I have some less"
Venn diagram with circles for Tbings that Happened and This, not even touching.
Salome with the head of John on a platter, with the caption WOMEN SHOULD SERVE MEN.
RDJ dramatically rilling his eyes
A chart with a low bar for "how surprised I am" and a high bar for "how disgusted I am."
Cartoon character pointing upwards with an arrow over hisbhead, and the caption THIS
Microscopic image of a tardigrade playing a violin