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@snailcities.bsky.social

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Evil gnome central. Find me also here: https://fable2.tumblr.com/ https://www.twitch.tv/snailcities https://archiveofourown.org/users/williamTspears

An edited version of the "tiny rabbit is obsessed with giant girlfriend who's 4 times his size" meme that reads "tiny gnome is obsessed with giant wizard who's 15 times his size"
An ellipsus app screenshot with text that reads: "Parsipan was perfectly fine, if more than a tad shorter than usual. Gale crouched, and held out a flat palm for Parsipan to climb atop. His tall-for-a-gnome 3'11" had shrunk to an estimated 0'5", give or take, the lower half of his face caked in a blast mark of shining white glitter."
An extreme closeup screenshot of Barcus Wroot in the Underdark player camp location, taken at a low angle so that the insides of his nostrils are fully visible and also the clearest part of the image.
A screenshot of Baldur's Gate 3 showing Barcus Wroot standing in the Grymforge player camp. Crouching next to him is Parsipan, who is smiling and pointing vaguely toward the presumed location of Barcus' genitals. Both are fully clothed and looking towards the viewer.
A screenshot from the goblin camp torture scene in Baldur's Gate 3, following the conversation path where The Dark Urge chooses to participate. Parsipan (a deep gnome with bright orange hair and a curled moustache) smiles wickedly at something offscreen. The subtitle says "Narrator: You don't know why, but you are really good at this."
Screenshots of a discord conversation about choosing between facial hair options
Parsipan, dressed in the basic ranger leathers dyed in blue, looks up at Gale (implied offscreen) with a distressed and slightly judgemental expression. The subtitle says "Gale: Benefits of a wizard's education, you see. Of course my considerable talent didn't hurt either."
A photomode screenshot from Baldur's Gate 3, depicting Parsipan (a deep gnome Dark Urge character with orange hair tied in a long braid) and Gale of Waterdeep sitting closely together on a rooftop, both facing away from the viewer. They are overlooking the Baldur's Gate docks, water, and distant mountains.
Photo of a tabby cat laying with her head curled up against her owner's hip, leaning on him. She is being pet on the back.