Snarky Robot

@snarkyrobot.bsky.social

776 Followers 1363 Following

Professional table pounder. Amateur opinion haver. Likes technology and sports. Loves dogs. Smells good. Asymmetric in training.

Picture of the Spanish National Men’s Team getting team picture. In the foreground, Donald Trump is standing at the extrem right of the front row, acting like he is part of the celebration, after people tried to lead him offstage to not get in the way.
The “say I’m alive” meme A low-res black on white drawing of a man in front of a computer. The man tells the computer “say ‘I am alive’. The computer responds, “I am alive”. The man replies “oh my god”.
ESPN stat sheet for Connor McGregor’s fight, which lasted 69 seconds. The stats show he landed a single strike in 10 attempts, and had zero time controlling Max Holloway. Not shown: the fact that he busted his own knee attempting a kick.
Chart of test scores from one professor at Brown. The midterms (take home, so AI could be used) scores are in orange, the final (in-person, no AI) scores are in grey. The midterm scores are overwhelmingly over 90%. The final scores exhibit a precipitous drop-off, including two people who scored 100% on the midterm and a zero on the final. The only person whose grade improved was someone who did poorly on the midterm and improved slightly on the final.
A screenshot of the James Bond film “Moonraker”, with subtitles on. Two male astronauts in strange silver spacesuits without helmets are seated. Behind them is a Hollywood control panel (lots of multicolored lights and switches with no apparent purpose or meaning). The subtitles reveal that one astronaut has just said “let’s try docking” to the other. If you don’t know why that’s a joke, please do not Google “docking” without safe search. Don’t try Bing, either, FWIW.
Screenshot of Twitter post by “Normal calm”, username @normal_now, reading: “Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school”
A cropped zoom of the picture floating around today of the ugly as fuck Snapchat AR glasses, centered on the right ear of the person wearing them. The arms of the glasses are, generously, “dummy thicc”. Like, a full inch from top to bottom in places. They are shiny black plastic, making the overall effect something akin to a portly man-sized beetle caressing the ear. Yet this monstrosity somehow looks less comfortable than that would likely be. The frame is so heavy that it’s squishing the right ear of the wearer down. The entire top half of the helix is folded over the antihelix, Yes, I had to look up those terms. Long story short, this picture shows that the Snapchat glasses are laughably ugly and if you’re in a room with someone wearing them, the only consolidation is that they are likely in extreme physical discomfort to match to social discomfort of everyone around them.
Sgt Snorkle from Walter Browne’s Beetle Bailey comic strip, with a text bubble cut off to make it look like he is saying the quoted post.
Screenshot of the “some people can reply” text that appears at the bottom of posts when you limit replies. When you don’t limit it, this same text says “everyone can reply”.
A zoomed in crop of Erica Kirk’s face from the video. Her face looks like someone shaved Vance and then somehow made it looks puffier. It’s shaped like someone sat on a soccer ball so hard it pushed out of shape. Her nose looks like an SR-71 blackbirds . Her lips are two inflatable canoes bumping down a river. Her makeup looks like her eyes are doing black face while the rest of her was prepared by an alcoholic undertaker. It is a factually awful face.
A closeup of the dog in the original image. The dog is on a dog bed that is either a coaster shaped liked one. The dog is resting its head on its paws, staring into the middle distance. The eyes are two black dots. The “eyebrows” of the dog are depicted with a single straight line. The mouth is obscured, but clearly closed. Altogether, the dog looks like it has lived a thousand lifetimes cursed to be the most knowledgeable creature in the cosmos while unable to speak or communicate anything but the simplest ideas (and also cursed with an insatiable desire to sniff butts).
The results page for the dialed.gg color matching game. 46.29|50 Suspiciously accurate. We're going to need to see your browser history. You ranked 12,226 out of 168,822
The “Jim Downey asks to clarify” meme. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/jim-downey-asks-to-clarify
Screen shot of portion of linked story: “Matt argued that Haley's decision to discuss their sex life on a public livestream, which was viewed by millions of people, fell outside the bounds of protected speech. He also argues that she profited off the notoriety she gained from the interview, where she described her ex-husband's anatomy as "two Coke cans, maybe even a third" and said it made their sex life impossible.”
Screenshot of my timeline showing two posts Post 1: JP Acosta @ @acosta32jp.bsky.social We got an Indiana national championship before GTA 6 Post 2: Marcel Louis-Jacques @ml-j.bsky.social • we got an Indiana football national championship before we got GTA VI
Animated GIF of children’s entertainer Ms. Rachel and NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani singing “wheels on the bus”. The clips shows them singing the verse about the baby on the bus. Specifically, the portion where they say “waaaaah waaaah waaaah”, and make the hand-motion for crying (fists up towards eyes, rotating up and down).
Twitter post by america's lounge singer @KrangTNelson no no no you misunderstood. I said "fuck YOUR feelings". MY feelings are very important and must be handled gently, like a tiny baby hummingbird
Animated GIF of Mayor Zohran Mamdani and children’s entertainer Miss Rachel singing “The Wheels on the Bus”. They are signing the line about the baby going “waaah waaaah waaaah, and both doing the hand motions indicating crying.
Screenshot of the video. At the moment of the flash, the person is falling to the ice, their left hand is splayed downwards to catch themselves, their right arm in the air to balance. Neither is close to the trigger. The bright light is concentrated in a singular beam, and is illuminating snow on the ground along that path(as you’d expect from a flashlight), not as a point of light illuminating things closest to the barrel (as you’d expect from an actual gunshot). This is exactly what it would look like if you shook some types of flashlights and they briefly turned on as a result.
A cropped section of the graph showing a dark blue dot labeled “J. Taylor” in dark blue text. Immediately below it and slightly to the right is a black dot labeled “D. Swift”. Because they were so sons close, the black circle covers part of the names. What is left uncovered is “Taylor” in dark blue, and “Swift” in black.
The “everyone disliked that” Fallout meme
The official portrait of Sean Duffy, with a speech bubble extending towards the bottom of the post, implying he is saying the quoted post. The speech bubble has been meticulously colored to match the dark Bluesky theme for added authenticity (offer only applies if/when user has dark theme on).
The original image shows a university building in the style of a gingerbread house built on a phone screen. This is a zoomed and cropped picture of the front right of the building. The section of the building has 3 rectangles on the first floor, three on the second, and a circular window on the top floor. Five of the rectangles clearly denote windows. The center rectangle on the first floor is in the style of a door. There is no way to access this door.
A poster image for the remake of Thirteen Ghosts. The one where they spell Thirteen with a 1 for the T and a 3 for the first E, so it actually spells Thirleen in 1337-speak.
Screenshot from Ckearsky of @basedacid.bsky.social, showing them blocking 185 accounts.
A poster with the profile name of “BJ”, username redacted, with a photo of an older white gentleman in sunglasses writes “I think Thanksgiving is the one day where we don't bang on anybody! There are 364 other days that we can be doing that and should be doing that but banging on people for what they eat does not advance higher causes”
Namdor @smrodman.bsky.social • 1h Guys I don't support illegal settlements either but get your facts straight. This organization helps people move to already long established illegal settlements in the West Bank (not Gaza) and no one is "auctioning" off land that is already occupied. No one is currently being forced off their land. The final sentence has been highlighted.
The worms that invaded Fry’s body in Futurama. The leader is wearing a flag and a cape. He is raising his arms above his head and pointing to himself, saying “yo.”
Profile of jtombry @tombryant.bsky.social 226 followers 528 following 711 posts Detroit/Michigan sports fan. Don't tolerate bad faith arguments. Liberal with my politics and the block button.
A panel from Batman Returns by Alan Moore. In the picture is Batman, full black cowl over grey costume. He is pictured with on hand on the barrel of a firearm, the other on the wooden stock. He is snapping it apart. Falling out of the weapon are what appear to be shotgun rounds (brass bottom, red plastic casing). He is saying “this is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it. Superimposed on the left half of the broken gun is “AI bull”. The right half of the broken says “shit”. I figure most people are smart enough to get it, but just in case: there is weapon labeled “AI bullshit” and Batman is breaking it and describing it as the weapon of the enemy.
A chart of home ownership by generation. It shows what percentage of generation owns a home starting when the oldest members of that generation were 27. It shows the boomers started almost 40%. Only 10% of Gen X could say the same. Only 16% of millennials. Only 20% of Gen Z.
Screenshot showing the quoted post has one person who saved it.
The “I’m not falling for that hot take” meme, except it’s Judge Jeanette Vargas saying “i'm not falling for that lawsuit that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting dunKed on. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion”
Screenshot showing result of search for cat, showing “no results found for cat.
Screenshot of Bkueksyboost by Ha'L @haltheloppie.bsky.social No, 1 will and you cannot make me decide otherwise. It is my word to use as a rider of the holy tart kart. I claim my right. Bitch. September 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Post bywatersigndream.bsky.social September 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM Adult women who go on Disney cruises and fucked up shit like that are losers. I go to symphonies, ballets, and lectures like most adults do. Adults don't go to Disney World or wear Dorothy Gale braids. GROW UP.
The original meme posted, now deleted. It shows a picture of Jared Goff in the top right. This is superimposed over what may be an AI picture of a photo frame with Charlie Kirk in it. The meme looks like shit. The words on the meme read as such: DETRIOT LION NFL TEAM REFUSE TO PAY TRIBUTE TO CHARLIE KIRK STATING, "KIRK WAS A MINI TRUMP AN INSULT TO MANHOOD". A MOTOR MOUTH RACIST, BIGOT The English and punctuation is about as janky as the rest of the stupid shitty meme.
My notification icon showing 30+ notifications, which bodes either slightly well or exceptionally poorly.
Jalen Carter Update Jalen Carter Suspended One Game Suspension considered served in Week 1, will forfeit game check & is eligible to play in Week 2 NEW YORK - Sept. 9, 2025 - Jalen Carter of the Philadelphia Eagles has been suspended without pay for one game for his act of unsportsmanlike conduct in last Thursday's game against the Dallas Cowboys. Because Carter was disqualified before participating in a single play, the suspension is considered to have been served in Week 1 and he will forfeit his game check. The NFL Players Association has informed the NFL that Carter will not contest the discipline and has waived his right to appeal. He is eligible to participate in the club's Week 2 game against the Kansas City Chiefs. League rules prohibiting unsportsmanlike conduct are of vital importance to everyone involved in the game. The NFL has been clear with players, clubs, and the NFLPA that it plans to place particular emphasis on sportsmanship this season.
Proof Maggie has never posted “NY”
Maggie has never posted the phrase “New York”.
Screenshot of profile from person I’m replying to. Maggie Raynor @maggieray.bsky.social 60 followers 52 following 145 posts Meanwhile, in New England... I’ve highlighted the “in New England” portion.
The wuooods “firstname bunchanumbers” meme, except it now reads: Hello my name is 20.k followers 22.8k following and i have some incredibly shitty opinions
The one person who reposted Truncher’s post was… Truncher
Stats from Trunchers reply: August 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM 1 repost 48 quotes
Screenshot of the profile of the person in OPs screenshot suggesting public defenders are bad for representing clients. Hana Katana xx @hanakatana.bsky.social 316 followers 106 following 7 posts big fan of democracy & justice / human rights activist / I do not condemn anyone resisting fascism, oppression, occupation, and genocide.
Screenshot of Apple News Sudoku leaderboard: 1. TacoG89. 0:00:00 2. - m3 13 - 0:00:00 3. CrefloDollar - 0:00:05 4. 4fun 00 - 0:00:07 5. akayn - 0:00:09 6 .Gamer24601 - 0:00:12 7. HeroicSeal4105 - 0:00:21 That’s right, two people finished it in under 1 second
An AI picture of President “John F. Katwady (spelled K a T w a d y), who was apparently President from 1991 until 1968. The picture looks like you blended JFK and Mr. Rodgers, sculpted that into a wax figure, and then melted it slightly.
Gosnell said you can "blame Coach Brady" for the nickname. While the coach gave him the name, he also gave him some excellent praise for the work he's been doing. "I call him 'White Steve', like Steve does everything right." - Brady on Gosnell
The “sickos” meme, except it’s a real picture of Mr. Rodgers looking in a window. He is wearing a white button-down shirt, dark blue tie with tie clip, a big red sweater. The inside of the house has extremely 1970s curtains.
Chris Tyrell @raisencain.bsky.social • 12m Ok, massive block time. We see how the extrema left is, sad.
Bluesky screenshot eM, The Unknown Philosopher @emerald-metaphor.bsky.social This is libel, what is your sick game? I am not a transphobe, I just think the arguments and solutions are largely ILLOGICAL. This trans explosion was manufactured by stupid leftists who can't do math and science, so go into social science and make shit up for power.
Post by PatriciainOz (@patriciaanne.bsky.social): I apologize but i abhor Yahoo search engine. I know being grown up here in silicon valley I "should" love it but, I ABHOR it its outdated its giving wrong links it map system is horrendous I wish Yahoo was better than Google but I literally can't find a redeeming quality except for finance.yahoo
A screenshot showing the same user added me to a list called “likely child molesters” because I blocked them.
Black and white version of the OP, mirror flipped
Screenshot of a notification via DM @sarchasmm.bsky.social has added you to the "Block me? Block you!" custom feed list
A picture of Andrew Cuomo, zoomed in to show from just above his waist to just under his chin. He is sitting at a table in a white polo shirt with the Great Seal of the State of New York on it. Where his nipples are, there are protrusions in the shirt, which look like an “X”. The appearance caused many to speculate that he had his nipples pierced. Unfortunately, articles have been written suggesting it was actually just nipple tape. https://gizmodo.com/i-solved-the-andrew-cuomo-nipple-mystery-1842643782
Screenshot of my post that Bluesky blocked. Text: Oh yeah, someone is clearly lying. I just think the lie is less likely covering up an extrajudicial killing than I do that it was just normal prisoner abuse. Or even a guard saying something cruel like "you might as well kill yourself". In other words, covering up a far less serious embarrassment.
Screenshot of post by @udithetisch.bsky.social: Agreed. Here's the other option I gave: Do you have kids? How old are your kids? Take a number they gave, preferably under 13] Do you think that an [insert number]-year-old Gazan kid is innocent? 60% of Gazans are under-18. Do you think there are innocent Gazans?