Adam Whittaker Snavely

@snaves.bsky.social

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Soccer Weirdo. Go Bills. Name found: The Guardian, ESPN, The Athletic, Dot Esports. Stream: twitch.tv/SnavesIsLive

The beach. Free feet, do not screenshot.
A Google search: what time is it in Zurich? It is 5:36 am
A still from The Sopranos of a man pointing his finger at another man. The caption says “It’s called broad daylight because women light up the world”
It’s my wife
Catherine Zeta Jones with bangs in Oceans 12
General stats from Futi for Spain-Argentina showing Argentina have done absolutely nothing
McKenzie standing behind a flower bush
Maxx Crosby in college looking tall and skinny
US passing network vs Belgium in the first half, nearly all the attackers have bad possession value
A section of text saying the following, with the last two sentences highlighted: "This is the first World Cup I can remember being alive for where Brazil did not enter as even a dark horse. My Brazilian friends and family are focused fully on 2030, resolved that this team is not the one to bring glory back to the five-time champs. Neymar is a specter brought in largely because he remains the last true, singular Brazilian superstar by reputation, but one dimmed considerably by age, injury, and off-field issues. I have a sneaking suspicion that if he remains injured for the entire tournament, it’s best for everyone involved."
A cluster of esports and gaming media badges from Riot, Apex Legends Global Series, Xbox, Summer Game Fest, and more
Brazil passing map with Vini isolated and not doing much on the left
A double exposure of a stoplight and cars at night. There are fireworks in the top right.
Text from my little sister: “I’m explaining to my friends that it’s not Paraguay’s fault for being shit stirrers it’s France’s fault for getting stirred”
“I was, as the kids say, gassed”
Infinity Goku with the Mexican flag superimposed on his long white hair
An English guy pointing out that I’m white
The Edge with wide eyes
Bubba Ray Dudley with wide eyes
Kurt Angle with his eyes really, really wide
Text from my Mom: “I would like to thank my Brasil shirt and my caiprinha for making this possible. 🇧🇷🧉” “From your father: And Brazil wins because of you, Babe!”
Vini Jr. quote "I'm not a victim of racism. I am a tormentor of racists."
Brazil’s first half progressive action map
Al Pacino in Any Given Sunday
Drinking a beer in the Gio Jersey
A black and neon Gio Reyna Dortmund jersey
Screenshot of a tweet from 2020, from @biggie___shorty: “Dig deep and think about the messiest bitch you know…. it’s a man ain’t it.”
A panel of Fred Durst, the guy from Korn, the guy from Linkin Park, and Matt Turner doing the any Metal hands pose
A dark beer and sunglasses rest on a table with a tv tuned to the World Cup on in the background
xG map of Turkey-Paraguay. Turkey has 2.2 to Paraguay’s 0.4.
Me with a Brasil flag
Russell Wilson wearing his full pads on the sideline in a game he had been ruled inactive for before it even started
A graphic featuring Christian Pulisic that just says “OUT”
Malibu’s Most Wanted
Cristiano Ronaldo’s action map, looking sparse
Erling Haaland’s defensive actions from the first half against Iraq. He has two interceptions directly in front of Iraq’s goal.
The Dungeon Crawler Carl book cover changed to be Dungeon Crawler Karl Anthony-Towns. I made the life counter on the right side Wemby’s face and I’m proud of that so I’ll point it out here
McKenzie and friends in a pool
The El Rey marquee lit up at night with Total Soccer show on it
A Coors Light “taller boy” can, which is obnoxiously large and says “Coooooooors” with like 20 o’s on it
Me singing my goddamn heart out while holding a beer
82-0 lineup: Devin Booker, Walt Hazzard, Zach LaVine, Detlef Schrempf, Wilt Chamberlain