Super Nintendo Chalmers

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You spent the first five years trying to get with the plan and the next five years trying to be with your friends again. 🏳️‍⚧️ rights are human rights

Agamemnon in Nolan’s The Odyssey
Some dumb robot falling over and then defiantly putting his arm up in the air
Burn Gorman in dark knight rises
Odysseus getting Polyphemus drunk
"It's actually incredibly authentic," Nethercut said, "because Homer is full of anachronisms."
Andrew Tate’s wide eyed chinless ass
1990 cubs all star game logo
Cubs all star logo replacing inexplicable Dallas cowboys star with six pointed Chicago flag star in green with white trim
Cartoon Tim pool in yoda’s jedi council chair
Possible cubs all star game logo with a cowboys looking star
Benny Safdie as Agamemnon in the scene in Oppenheimer where Safdie as Teller says “until someone builds a bigger bomb”
Common signs and symptoms of Vibrio infection Watery diarrhea
Selena Meyers on Veep
Some proponents say that ballmaxxing helped inflate their testicles to the size of grapefruits.
stupid people. They are going COMMUNIST because they are a desperately "sinking ship," and there's not a thing they can do about it. Instead of writing inaccurate, false articles, for over 10 years now, shouldn't it be time that they say, "We give up, we can't beat him, there seems nothing we can do." Isn't it time they say, "TRUMP IS THE BEST POLITICAL ATHLETE OF ALL TIME! CONGRATULATIONS, MR. PRESIDENT. YOU HAVE BEATEN US FOR 10 YEARS, AND WE ARE NOT GOING TO WASTE OUR TIME FIGHTING YOU ANY LONGER. WE CAN'T WIN. DO A GREAT JOB, SIR, RUNNING OUR COUNTRY. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!'"
Law Offices of Babip, Pecota, Vorp & Eckstein ATTORNEYS AT LAW
Duncan: Somehow, Idaho Returned In dune font
The brat pack in the Backrooms
Mack Morrison in the Backrooms
Daily Mail Daily Mail @dailymail.co.uk Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey restricts social media comments amid backlash over 'woke' casting trib.al/Af8pEyY Christopher Nolan's Odyssey restricts online comments amid backlash A segment of fans erupted in outrage over the hiring of black performers Lupita Ny...
Vanessa Bayer ITYSL brunch sketch
"At my meeting with Chris, he asked me a question, he said, 'Do you mind if l ask you a question? And please don't be offended by my asking'" Holland said. "And I thought he was going to ask me, like, 'Can we put lifts in your shoes or something to make you taller?' I didn't know what he was going to say. And he went, 'Would you be offended if I asked Zendaya to play Athena?' I was like, 'Why would I be offended?'"
Lawrence (Diedrich Bader) in Office Space drinking a beer on Peter’s couch
Yakov Smirnoff in a Cosby sweater
Roy Schieder in Jaws: WE'RE GOING TO NEED A SMALLER VIOLIN
Jeep with a small punisher skull and doors that are punisher skulls
Dork ass car with a front grill that looks vaguely like a white punisher skull
Punisher themed pick up truck with bed railings that look like massive machine guns
Massive cloud moving northeast over Lake Michigan
Young Washington ad where Washington is drawing his weapon but looks like he’s going to shoot himself in the dick
Topps baseball card of Jim Lefebvre, cubs manager
WSJ The Wall Stree... @wsj.com Exclusive: Elon Musk has developed a prototype for a handset-like device designed to reshape how humans interact with Al. SpaceX recently showed it to investors.
Date Total Date PA H2B 3B HR RRBI SB CS 182 52 8 2 13 29 26 8 PA H 2B 3B HR R RBI SB CS BB% K% 2 13.2% 26.9% BB% K% ISO BABIP .333 419 ISO BABIP EV 90.8 EV AVG OBP SLG WOBA xwG .340 .434 .673 .465 AVG OBP SLG wOBA xwd
LET'S DINK! DINK CHAMP
Tshirt with a pocket like it’s a hooded sweatshirt
Cerveza Cristal
Total fucking psycho Sean Davis
George Bluth Sr and Kitty Sanchez laughing in a very exaggerated way.
Norm McDonald: all the stars are here
FREEEDOM250
DON'T FORGET: JED'S HERE FOREVER.
Actress Beth Grant
Clinton Paver Brick. Brown brick with four raised bricks. In the middle is a diamond shape with the word “Clinton” in the middle
Bari Weiss and another Weiss
Russ Do that
Some crazy ass Fox News host who looks like your aunt’s boyfriend that gets way too candid
Rainier Wolfcastle screaming “MENDOZAAAAAAAAA” over the body of his dead partner
INTEL: Star Fox is an accomplished paramilitary unit of pilots-for-hire operating throughout the Lylat System. They accept contracts for a wide range of jobs, from planetary exploration and cargo transport to rescue operations ano escort missions.
Ron Santo
a security guard tired of 'Uncle Tom' smears,
Album cover for Carly Simon’s “Nobody Does it Better” NOBODY DOES IT BETTER CARLY SIMON After the storm "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME"
Ewoks treating C-3PO as a god
Vince McMahon reaction meme: GAY SEX IS ILLEGAL NON-BELIEVERS PUNISHED BYDEATH WOMEN ARE PROPERTY SHARIA LAW imgflip.com
Jaime Harrison • @jaimeharriso... • 2mo On my mind today: The Democratic Party's big tent strength - why diversity of thought is welcome, where the line gets drawn, and why the big picture matters more than ideological purity. youtu.be/4zekdNJsi08 Graphic of a big tent with the words: BIG TENT? NO, BIGOTS!
Simpsons sign: DON'T FORGET: JED'S HERE FOREVER.
George w Bush 9/11 whispering meme: SIR, A SECOND CHICAGO TEAM HAS DRAFTED A PLAYER NAMED CALEB W.
Glow in the dark stars, moon and a pair of eyes
Eisenhower’s famous legs crossed portrait pose
Cal Kestis with a mullet and long mustache