Snek

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Portlander, but sworn to take the secret of WHICH Portland to my grave

Laptop keyboard, the key caps of the Ctrl key and S key are mostly rubbed off
a frame from an ad for Vanguard investments, showing one bouldering rock climber reaching down to help another one up a wall apparently
Balatro game over screen
Ad depicting man blorping a spiral of Hidden Valley Ranch dressing onto a pizza
FedEx logo, with the hidden arrow highlighted in yellow, but not really because this post is meant to be humorous somehow
Trader Joe's Root Beer (Flavored) Float Pieces: Vanilla sandwich cookie pieces with popping candy covered in a root beer flavored confectionary coating
Dinner Plans Corn starch
still frame from a video about tasting a canned burger
14 minutes ago Ana Seanaco Trade reporter Asked about slowing traffic at U.S. ports, Trump says "that's good," adding: "That means we lose less money." The data is still...
Wales and her husband fed an Al model videos and audio of Pelkey to try and come up with a rendering that would match the sentiments and thoughts of a still-alive Pelkey, something that Wales compared with a "Frankenstein of love" to local outlet Fox 10.
Two bluesky posts: bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social president donald trump has announced a 50% tariff on foreskins Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.s... Picture of someone peeling something, maybe a tomato. Caption: using the skin there.
One of those all-night wicker places
Richard Scarry's demented villain, Lowly Worm
Dinner Plans cheese log cheese log cheese log cheese log cheese log
Small-to-big dominos meme: LOVING DISNEY'S "THE APPLE DUMPLING GANG" AS A CHILD to OVEREATING AT DIN TAI FUNG TONIGHT
Need room for more than two passengers? Slate has an SUV upgrade kit that will bolt onto the back of the truck, adding extra rollover crash protection and rear seats with seat belts to match. all in a package that's easy to install at home.
Balatro achievement Completionist+ Win with every deck on Gold Stake difficulty Ultra Rare 0.4% of players have this Earned Apr 24, 2025 500 XP
FB.L. Director Kash Patel posted on social media that the bureau arrested Judge Hannah Dugan. He later deleted the post but has not explained why. Kenny Hoston, The New York Times Where Things Stand F.B.I. arrests judge: F.B.I. agents arrested a county judge in Milwaukee on Friday, accusing her of shielding an immigrant from federal authorities. A spokesman for the U.S. Marshals confirmed that the judge, Hannah Dugan, had been arrested - a major escalation of the Trump administration's fight with local officials over deportations. Read more >
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Polymarket Who will be the next Pope? Pietro Parolin 37% • Luis Antonio Tagle 21.4% • Matteo Zuppi 10.7% • Pierbattista Pizzaballa 8.0%
some quote about Jim Davis from I Think You Should Leave
A crudely-edited screen shot of the White House's new Lab Leak Covid-19 conspiracy-theory fan page, changing where it says "The True Origins of Covid-19" to say "The True Origins of Donald Trump
Cover of Iain M Banks' novel "Matter"
Painting of Daniel Lambert, from the late 18th century
XL Ramen Only for mukbang challengers
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pouring some unset posset into a cleaned-out half-a-lemon-husk
Snopes Fact Check Trump didn't install a 200- foot statue of Jesus outside the White House Errors in the footage make it clear the video is Al-generated. By Nur Ibrahim Published April 5, 2025
Live Updates: Tariffs Send Wall Street Tumbling to Worst Day Since Pandemic The S&P 500 fell almost 5 percent on Thursday, its worst drop since June 2020, as allies and adversaries alike criticized President Trump’s action and weighed their responses.
still frame from Real Genius, starring Val Kilmer
NYTimes 7:11 AM Breaking News The U.S. began laying off 10,000 federal health workers, with some discovering they had lost their jobs when their security badges didn't work.
Trump Administration Live Updates: President Says He's 'Not Joking' About a Possible Third Term
(A scene from I Think You Should Leave where a man has lied about why he was late to a party, saying he ran some people over on the way there, because he, like elon, is an unskilled liar) It's not a problem! The cops came, they said it's fine. They're not, like, real people, kinda
A reddit post, photo of someone with a box on their head, titled "Rate my mask"
Me making a silly joke about dogshit people
Should Link be voiced in the new live-action Zelda movie? Yes 48.6% No 51.4% Thank you 🎉 19,822 voters
A jianbing from Portland's Bing Mi food cart. It's like a crepe around a bunch of other ingredients, including some kind of fried wonton wrapper thing
When it was built it was the largest building construction in the Kingdom of Denmark.[3] The size and floor plan of the apartments were entirely unsuitable for the Inuit lifestyle, with narrow doorways making it difficult, or sometimes impossible to enter and exit wearing thick cold weather clothing, and common European style wardrobes were too small to store fishing gear. This gear was then stored on the balconies, blocking fire exits and creating a security hazard.[4] During the first years there were minor problems with coagulated blood clogging up the drainage, stemming from the fishermen using the only available reasonable place to carve up their catch: the bathtubs.
Walker Barrett Professional Staff Member for the House Armed Services Committee Republicans[22] Scott Bessent Secretary of the Treasury Tulsi Gabbard Director of National Intelligence Jeffrey Goldberg Editor in Chief of The Atlantic Pete Hegseth Secretary of Defense Dan Katz Chief of Staff for the Secretary of the Treasury Joe Kent Acting Chief of Staff for the Director of National Intelligence, Nominee for the Director of the National Counterterrorism Center "Jacob" Identity Unclear Brian McCormack Chief of Staff for the National Security Council Stephen Miller White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy Mike Needham Special Adviser and Consultant on Foreign Policy Issues for the Department of State John Ratcliffe Director of the Central Intelligence Agency Marco Rubio Secretary of State Susie Wiles White House Chief of Staff Steve Witkoff United States Special Envoy to the Middle East Mike Waltz National Security Adviser Alex Wong Principal Deputy National Security Adviser JD Vance Vice President of the United States
Dunning-Krugerrand Entry Discussion Citations Language Download PDF Watch Edit English edit Etymology edit Blend of Dunning-Kruger effect +‎ Krugerrand. Noun edit Dunning-Krugerrand (plural Dunning-Krugerrands) (Internet slang, derogatory) A bitcoin.
A chat log from lichess, an internet chess server YESTERDAY do you look at the board before you resign? It was going to be an even trade I never look at the board, it's bad luck in my culture
Google search for "habeas corpus" (a Latin phrase that refers to an important and widely-discussed legal principle) Search Labs | AI Overview Learn more The term "hadis corpus" refers to the collection of sayings, actions, and approvals of the Prophet Muhammad, which Muslims consider a major source of religious law and moral guidance.
All along, members of the Signal group were aware of the need for secrecy and operations security. In his text detailing aspects of the forthcoming attack on Houthi targets, Hegseth wrote to the group—which, at the time, included me—“We are currently clean on OPSEC.”
Top picture: a photograph of the doorway through which you return bags of empty cans at my local supermarket. The passage through the open door is blocked by several bars, which can pivot into the room beyond, but not out. Anything or anybody pushed through the pivoting bars would be trapped behind them. Bottom picture: two frames from Junji Ito's famous psychological horror manga short story, "The Enigma of Amigara Fault". A man dressed only in underwear clings to a cliff face. There is a hole descending straight back into the cliff face. The hole's outline in the shape of a person. The man says "IT WAS MADE FOR ME! TH-THIS IS MY HOLE!"
Weak spongebob: CUCKTRUCK Stern spongebob: WANKPANZER Menacing swole spongebob: DEPLOREAN
Dude, you ran out of eggs. Would you like to buy an 80 pack of eggs?
musk and trump mugging for the camera in a red Tesla in front of the white house god jesus odin how is any of this real
WASHINGTON (AP) — References to a World War II Medal of Honor recipient, the Enola Gay aircraft that dropped an atomic bomb on Japan and the first women to pass Marine infantry training are among the tens of thousands of photos and online posts marked for deletion as the Defense Department works to purge diversity, equity and inclusion content, according to a database obtained by The Associated Press.
Grilled cheese sandwich at Ken's Artisan Bakery
Same damn tiny bathtub as the previous post
A remarkably short hotel room bathtub, with a banana in it
Beach, sunset