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Hacker, dev, CEO of @grokability.com, author, speaker, open sourcerer, sudo incarnate, poo doula. I make @snipeitapp.com. Was @snipeyhead. Married to @uberbrady.com. Vivo em Lisboa 🇵🇹. #Laravel #FOSS 🔗 snipe.net 🔗 snipe.pt 🐘 @snipe@hachyderm.io

B'kdel Test
1) At least two named Klingons, 2) who talk to each other, 3) about something other than honor.

Two stacked panels, the first one with a simple and elegant teapot with the phrase "Dev: creates simple and intuitive UI". The panel below has a man in the blue sweater putting his mouth over the top of the teapot and blowing into it to make the tea shoot out of the spout into an espresso cup

Coupon from Força Portugal for 10% off pointing to the domain name fportugal.com

Closeup of man screaming in joy at World Cup win

Man screaming with disbelief and joy at World Cup win

Sandy cliff with lights and foliage in the foreground, a streaked grey and blue above

MDP
@matthewdp.bsky.social
Comparing a man and a woman, not quite the same achievement. Sorry.
I like women's soccer and hockey. But the calibre of the competition is nowhere near where it is for men. I think it's important not to pretend.
7:58 PM • Jun 22, 2026
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Green tiled building with slightly different depressed of green per tile

Signup failure showing error that I’m behind a proxy

Handwritten sign over a knob on blue tiled wall that says “don’t touch this please”

Estátua do Infante Dom
Henrique
O Infante Dom Henrique de Avis, 1.° duque de Viseu e 1.° senhor da Covilhã ...

Small brown gecko on orange tiles

Important information
Safety Information
NO

Pink and white wildflower growing on the sand under a boardwalk

Wooden sign that says “eat, fart, love” attached to a tropical tree

Late night at Lagos, Portugal overlooking a church and amber lights backed by palm trees

Twitter screenshot:

Elizabeth Goodspeed
@domesticetch
In case you weren't sure if Zohran had the youth vote, | just got this text
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Sticker on a wall that says THE COINHEADS
CypherPunk Meme Rock-n-Roll

Mural featuring Lauren hill in black and white on a white wall

doomhamster
Mr. Rogers would have lifted
Mölnir easily.
He wouldn't have had to *lift* it. Thor would have very politely handed it to him.
naamahdarling
A+
minervamagooglie
Mjölnir would have flown itself to Mr. Rogers the moment he was in proximity, and Mr. Rogers would have been delighted to greet Mölnir and tell it how wonderfully constructed it was. Then he would have gently and lovingly reminded both Mjölnir and Thor that a hammer is a tool used to build things, and doesn't it feel so much nicer to work together to build things than to fight each other and destroy them?
Only he would have managed to say it in a way that sounded utterly nonjudgemental about any fighting Thor may have done in the past or might do in the future, but Thor and Mölnir would still have taken a break from the Avengers to go be the most efficient habitat for humanity workers ever.

PET ABUSE AND NEGLECT
Tracking animal abuse cases is difficult because there is no government database of all cases. In 2001 Alison Gianotto of California began an online database of abuse cases—Pet-abuse.com—after her cat was stolen and set on fire. As of December 28, 2006, the database listed information on more than eighty-six hundred cases in the United States. Figure 9.3 shows a breakdown of the cases by abuse type. T

A note about Father's Day
Hey Alison,
Father's Day is coming up, and we understand that it can be an upsetting and difficult time for some of us. If that's the case we're sorry and we've got you covered.

You can choose to opt out of all Father's Day specific emails below and we'll make sure to not send you any.

Hello, SnipeyheadGo. I am available to analyze your Weedle, if you wish. Your Weedle is tinier than any we have on record.
Astounding.

Let’s Go On Vacation sign wth the Go and On too close together, making it read “let’s goon adventure”

Happy black dog running through the water with her mouth open, tongue lolling to the side

A cartoon of death in a black robe sitting at a green office desk with a brown phone, a blue coffee cup, and several rodents on it with the quote below saying “I want to see some action on this hanta virus thing”. Cartoon is dated Oct 5, 2000. Created by David Farley aka Dr Fun

Slack icon with an unread badge of 666

Statue in a small square in the middle of a street

The door to a house painted green, with plants lining the sides on a building of blue and white tiles

Praça do Comércio in lisbon.

A cat passing by a souvenir stand on a cobblestone street

If doing stuff evolves Finch into an adult, if you *keep* doing stuff, do you have to watch it get old and die?
Jesus I hope not, that'd be horrible.
Do I have to use my rainbow coins for a funeral?
holy shit that's hilariously dark
I'm going through her outfits now to see what she might want to be buried in
She did always like that teddy bear...
Where's the coffin section in the Finch store?
I hope I've earned enough Finch coins to afford a nice service
You earn the coffin as a bonus when you play the mini-level "Your finch pet has dementia"
Is there debtor's prison in Finch land?
(My finch just evolved to be an adult and I have very mixed feelings)
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Apple Watch sleep alert saying there was a 0 sleep score

“Lower headcount”? These are people lives, you fucking monsters.

Rot in hell with the shitty world you helped facilitate. Can’t wait to hear the thinkpiece titled “I used to sell AI garbage that destroyed people’s livelihoods, then AI took my livelihood. I am sad.”

Take me off your list, psycho.

Sincerely,

Alison Gianotto
Founder & Chief Mohawk Officer
agianotto@grokability.com

Website: https://snipeitapp.com
Support: https://support.snipeitapp.com

"If we wish to count lines of code, we should not regard them as 'lines produced' but as 'lines spent.'"– Edsger Dijkstra

On Feb 27, 2026, at 12:31, Olivia Murphy <olivia.murphy@falarudi.info> wrote:

Alison, Quickly circling back - Ever looked into AI answering your calls at 70%+ less vs staffing?

Think lower headcount & more time focusing on profitable activities.

Let me know if this is worth looking into.

Olivia Murphy

Buttons rotating stupidly because Alison is shit at CSS

Progress bar rotating stupidly because Alison is shit at CSS

A screenshot of Pokémon go with a user having a garbage bag companion named Kristi Noem

Map of portugal showing 67% of people voted for PS party, 33% for Chega

Two scuba divers kissing under water

A man wearing a far too small samurai costume looking very sad

An email with bonked layout that advertises "AI for everyone"