Snitkicker 🇨🇦

@snitkicker.bsky.social

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Kicker of Snits, walker of walks, cooker of dishes, victim of cats 🇨🇦 Retired Canadian father of one with roots and copious family in the UK. Living in Metro Vancouver with my wife and 2 rescue cats. I'm not subject to the whims of your invisible sky daddy

Post by The Beaverton with an image of an unhappy woman looking at her phone. Caption reads: "Trump hits Canada with new 50 percent tariffs" Headline reads: "Canadians just so goddamn tired of this bullshit "
Picture of a freshly baked herb and parmesan infused focaccia cooling on a rack.
Picture of a freshly baked spanakopita.
Post from Canadian Threads: "The meth lab in Canada's basement is upset that they can smell cigarette smoke from upstairs."
We need your help, BC. Has anyone lost this beautiful pink donkey? 🫏💖 They were found on the Salish Raven on Thursday July 16, and we suspect they may have been left behind on an afternoon sailing from Swartz Bay to the Southern Gulf Islands. In the meantime, they’re making the most of their adventure by taking in the sights, enjoying some soft serve, doing a little light reading, and they’ve even made some new friends in Passages. 💕 If this pink donkey belongs to you, or you know who they belong to, please send us a direct message so we can help reunite them with their family. Please share this post to help bring this sweet passenger home.
Words over an image of a forest fire: USA has wildfires: Canada sends planes Canada has wildfires: USA sends complaints
A picture of a quiet beach at English Bay in Vancouver.
Picture of a small bag of penis-shaped candies called: Suck a Bag of Dicks
Picture of two boxed mushroom growing kits, one for chestnut mushrooms and the other for shiitake mushrooms.
From Mechabytes: Canadian company Moment Energy has opened Megafactory 1 in Vancouver, the world’s largest facility dedicated to repurposing retired EV batteries. Instead of recycling old batteries, the factory converts them into energy storage systems for power grids, hospitals, factories, and AI data centers. Many retired EV batteries still retain enough capacity for stationary energy storage, extending their useful life and reducing waste. The facility aims to reach 1 GWh of annual production by 2030 and create more than 100 skilled jobs. As more EV batteries reach the end of their automotive life, projects like Megafactory 1 could help meet growing electricity demand.
Happy Canada Day Graphic with flags saying: 10 Provinces 3 Territories 1 Canada
Picture of two freshly made pepperoni pizzas.
Non-political Fun Fact: in Greek mythology the arrogant Narcissus is brought down by a reflecting pool. No further comment.
Official logo of FIFA and Canada for the 2026 World Cup
Picture of a freshly cooked pepperoni and chorizo pizza.
Screenshot of the IUPAC spelling of aluminum/aluminium In 1990, the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry (IUPAC) officially adopted aluminium as the standard international name for the element, bringing it in line with other elements ending in the "-ium" suffix.However, acknowledging regional differences, IUPAC later accepted aluminum as an allowable variant.
Screenshot of the daily "six word story" with a cat in a pot on a stove above a completely unrelated post saying: not now kitten, daddy is trying to think of funny things that his Internet friends will reward with 5 likes.
Video of a solar powered "hummingbird fountain" which is basically a water cup with it's straw extending slightly above the top of the cup's lid where water bubbles up and then flows over the lid of the cup, then falls into the planter the cup is sitting in, to be pumped up the straw again.
Poster image for Todd McFarlane's "Spawn"
Image of a hand with a Canadian flag motif giving the middle finger above the words: "TARIFF THIS"
Meme with an image of Narnia characters and the caption: "The Lion, The Witch and the Audacity of this Bitch"
Picture of a jumping spider with a red abdomen sitting on a red chair cushion in my garden.
A living room carpet covered in cat hair recently brushed from the furry little monster sitting on the carpet.
Image of a pink peony flower with a yellow centre growing in my garden.
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Image of Sisyphus pushing the boulder up the hill
Screenshot of an overview of The Bartimaeus Sequence novel series.
Images of the Gaming Pillow by LULULOOK, a pillow with a plastic frame and adjustable arm designed to hold a steamdeck, phone, etc. whilst resting on your lap.
A bunch of white/pinkish of peony growing in my garden.
Movie poster for The Mouse That Roared
Movie poster for Time Bandits
Post by Paul Rudnick captured from X. Images of Natalie Harp and Draco Malfoy next to each other showing their resemblance. Text: Did you know: Natalie Harp, the executive assistant who went to China with Trump, is also known as Draco Malfoy
Picture of a pink peony flower growing in my garden.
A raised garden bed with a frame above and strings reaching down to use for training tomato plants up.
Image of a motorcycle hanging from a traffic light above a major intersection in Delta, BC Article in comments
Picture of a tray of freshly made gnudi.
Image of the interior of a car with many seats and the Haiku description: 5 seats in the front 7 seats in the middle 5 seats in the back Tag line: Haikubaru - It's poetry in motion
Picture of a freshly baked round crusty bread cooling on a rack.
Picture of a freshly baked pizza focaccia on a cooling rack.
image of the crew of Red Dwarf
Picture of beer cans from Bridge Brewing Company labeled "Back In My Day" with a picture of dentures in a glass on the side of the can.
Image of a Bluesky post indicating: "Liam Nissan™ followed you back"
Picture looking down into a Dutch oven 2/3 full of freshly made deep brown/red mole sauce.
Picture of a fresh loaf of focaccia on a cooling rack.
Picture of a parking lot in the 1970s with many colourful cars parked there.
Image of a walk recorded by the Map My Walk app, the map indicates the walk was around Confederation Park Off Leash Trail, 2.29 km and took 37 minutes.
Picture of prepped veggies, cheese and pancetta for a Bolognese sauce.
Guide to the Mud Dauber and their nests.
Picture of a box of Betty Crocker cake mix, Mama's Lemon Pound Cake flavour with a picture of Afroman on the front of the box.
Image of a frog with the words: "be delighted for today is the day of Wednes my dudes"
Image of Borg cube with the caption: We are the Canadian Borg. Resistance would be impolite. Please wait to be assimilated. Pour l'assimilation en francais, veuillez appuyer le "2"
Picture of a bottle of Caesar salad dressing with a knife stuck through it from the back.
Picture of raw homemade gnudi sitting on a prep tray.
Image of sulphur piles in North Vancouver, BC
Image of the book cover of the novel The Amulet of Samarkand, book one of the Bartimaeus Sequence (The New York Times Best-selling Series) by Jonathan Stroud.
Picture of character John Gage from the TV show "Emergency" using an ancient portable radio phone from the 1970s in a carry-case.
Picture of a round freshly baked crusty bread cooling on a rack.
Picture of an orange and white cat sleeping face-down into my robe.
Statement regarding the war in Iran, too long for ALT text (I did try).