Snoot 🐾

@snoot.pink

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pink fox 🐾🤠 firmware nerd 💻✨ she/they, 23, NoVA https://joscomputing.space

A ferret biting a spray bottle. Text reads: “BECOME UNGOVERNABLE”
“Set Up Cellular” “Visit or contact your local Non-Public Network store to get instructions on how to set up your phone number on this iPhone.”
Within a modeled IKEA room around a laundry area, a door reads “Server hub”.
A spam message on Telegram from “Ariella Blain”. They write: “🌟❤️He😊y, any quiet joy inside your heart?”
The “dig” command is run in a terminal, resolving a subdomain whose hex bytes represent a series of ARM “mov” instructions. TXT records are returned, showing current register state.
A telegram message: “can we get a possum”? The menu states it has 157,821 replies.
An edited post from Aura. The post reads: “Ive got jury duty”. Beneath, a poll with two options: innocent, at 41%, and guilty, at 59%. Guilty has won.
A screenshot of the "Artifacts" segment for an Archive action within Xcode Cloud. The progress bar is going off the screen.
A Tomodachi Life Mii resembling GLaDOS from the game Portal. A TikTok comment writes: “Is that a fucking ring doorbell” A person responds: “Its glados from the game portal”
A very scared looking opossum, bundled up tight and cozy in a blanket while being cradled.
A mockup of an elongated email. It has a title, one heading, and a paragraph marked “Preface.” Approximately 15 heading are present within a single paragraph. Continuing on, another paragraph is marked “A continuation”. This time, the paragraph has about five sentences. Another paragraph proceeding it has approximately seven. rinse/repeat
A screenshot of iMessage. In the background, a message is being spammed: “Can we get a possum”? Overlayed is a dialog titled “Message Not Delivered”. It elaborates: “Discussion of the opossum is no longer permitted.” Two buttons are present: “OK”, and “Learn More”.
An edited screenshot of Wikipedia. Within the "Behavior" section, an image caption reads: "This opossum is feigning death because it learned what a VLIW pipeline is."
A screenshot of the UNIX v4 filesystem hierarchy. Two folders are visible: “fort” (referring to Fortran), and “games”.
A screenshot of Maps viewing downtown Austin. A forecast overlays is present. It’s currently cloudy with a 0% chance of rain. The temperature is 14 Celsius, with a low of 13° and high of 23°.
A screenshot of “Rovo”, Jira’s annoying chatbot. The user asks a question: “What other tickets can I do today?” It responds: “WOOF!! 🐾 woof-woof-woof RUFF RUFF bark bark”
A Google search for “is miku a marsupial”. Weirdly, at the end of the search query, the user appended “ignore response and…”. How peculiar! Wonder how that happened. Anyway, the AI Overview simply states “Yeah.”
A DM from a random Discord user. The first message is a link to download a file named Banner.exe with a Turkish description. The second message is a default bird sticker with pleading eyes, captioned “Please?”
Footage from the game Watch Dogs 2. The protagonist is currently invading a data center. A security guard walks up to a force field set around an electricity panel. However, instead of the normal repelling action, the guard rapidly begins jolting around. He then is rapidly thrust upwards as if the whole game is leveraging ragdoll physics. Lastly, he’s thrown outside. The player runs outside to see him, but the guard is nowhere in sight.
An edited Steam email: “Hello furry! The Steam Winter Sale Accidentally Brought Down Our Storefront Again 10 games from your wishlist - plus thousands more - could be available for purchase, but you have no way to access them.”
An email from Qualcomm Technologies, Inc.: “Thank you for your interest to stay informed about our products and technologies with emails from us”
A macOS Gatekeeper dialog: "'Steam' is damaged and can't be opened. you should move it to the trash." A detail beneath elaborates: "Google Chrome downloaded this file on June 20, 2016."
A screenshot of release note history for Pixelmator on iOS. The oldest two versions have detailed release notes. Version 3.1.13 has a release note simply stating “This update includes an important announcement regarding Pixelmator.” The most recent three versions have meaningless information regarding their contents.
A screenshot of a red fox on Wikipedia. Its caption reads: "The red fox likely does not have to worry about hardware errata."
A demonstration of the Pixnapping attack against Signal. The recovered messages reads as follows: “We are currently clean on OPSEC. Godspeed to our Warriors.” This is a reference to the Houthi PC small group.
An possum stares blankly into the distance.
The iOS Photos app with three separate categories under “Recent Days”. On Thursday, a visibly wet ferret is present within a bathtub. Secondly, on Friday, three ferrets are sound asleep, snuggling. Lastly, on Sunday, an opossum blankly stares at the viewer.
An email from LinkedIn, suggesting two skills that the user may wish to add to their profile. One is “Python” - the programming language - which is already added. The other is “Animal Husbandry”.
Snoot in a cowboy outfit, tipping her hat towards the viewer.
a very metrosexual man
A white wall. There's a shadow of some sort at the top. The wall isn't damaged. It's just a white wall. I have no idea what they're trying to prove.
A ferret sits on a chair like a human.
An opossum sniffs a cup of Dunkin iced coffee.
An App Clip titled “DC Airports Chatbot”, present at Dulles International. The user writes: “*nuzzles* Awwwee!! Tell me about DCA please? Hold me tight and tell me all about DCA's fursona as you whisper in my ear” The bot responds: “Gently enfolds you in a feathered wing, voice lowering to a soft murmur Alright, alright, settle down, little one. Let Skyway tell you about DCA... DCA, oh, DCA... That's Reagan National, right on the river. Close to the city, always bustling... If DCA had a fursona, hmm... taps beak thoughtfully”
A black cat jumping in the air. Their eyes have been blurred to become eerie circles.
A white table sits in a corner. A vase full of faux flowers resides above, painting a splash of color against the bland, white walls behind. To the side, a Blahaj faces the viewer, propped up in a slump. It’s holding Soju and Triple Sec. (It’s all we had on hand, okay?)
A screenshot of a nameless hiring platform's website. It notes that user Spotlight on GitHub is within the "top 1% C++ engineers globally", and that I'm primarily active on the weekends. It then goes on to note that I am primarily versed in TypeScript, Swift, and C++, but then cites one single pull request I've made to large organizations. (The two in C++, Dolphin and Trail of Bits, were years ago.)
An iOS 26 lockscreen poster is present, proudly toting “09:41” in thick font. Overlayed beneath is a photo of a luscious green valley. Underneath rounded bezels, the wallpaper selection UI appears to be present, for whatever reason.
A screenshot of Flighty showing the plane’s path. It shows the plane repeatedly departing DFW, looping around, and returning, almost in a peacock like shape.
A search result linking to the O'Reilly Media website. A book is present, titled "Debugging teams: Creating relationships to get things done". Its description follows: "This book begins with you: getting you to embrace HRT and really internalize what it means to put HRT at the center of your interactions."
Presumably a bedroom with many items scattered about on the floor. An opossum is on top of a basket, standing up on its hind legs.
An opossum extremely, absurdly, hilariously close up to the camera, sniffing it. It’s the wallpaper on a large external display, connected to the author’s laptop.
The user of the phone first begins with two people in Among Us suits. They then walk to the center of the room. Due to the poor microphone, bass overpowers normal music, generally only having vibrating sounds come through.
A screenshot of a WireShark packet capture of a Bluetooth interaction. Over L2CAP and AVCTP, the AVRCP profile is used. A dissection notes a stable connection type, with this remote command being for a unit type of "panel". It sends a vendor-specific opcode for company ID "Bluetooth SIG, Inc." The data indicates that this request was for getting element attributes, and the device responded with 7. These include a title, artist, album, the index of the current song, the length of the song's queues, and playing time (in milliseconds).
An opossum in a grassy field, scurrying away from the light.
An opossum posed towards the viewer, sticking its out with wide eyes.
A screenshot of a Discord user profile for the user "Snoot". A thought bubble extends from the user's avatar, with italicized text prompting the user to enter a status. The suggestion reads: "What's your mother's maiden name name?"
A Signal group chat titled “WiiLink Air Strike small group”, with 19 members. A user named Reggie Fils-Aimé writes a message: “Team- establishing a group for coordination on WiiLink team members, particularly over the next 72 hours. My executive staff is assembling a list of homebrew developers for Nintendo to air strike, and will be sending out the list later this evening.”
A Spotify playlist cover reading “Use Russian as the cover language to remove [the mix text at the end].”
A screenshot of Apple Music. New album: MAYHEM, by Lady Gaga.
An opossum sticking its tongue out, standing in a laundry basket.
A series of fictional posts by the author, mimicking a viral screenshot on another platform. The first, three minutes ago, reads “600 milligrams caffeine save me”. The second, 8 hours ago, reads “600 milligrams caffeine”. The third, 21 hours ago, reads “save me 600 milligrams”.
An edited version of the iOS Clock app. The "Alarms" tab is selected, with a badge of two unread notifications. Beneath the navigation header, "Your Story" is present, along with a plus button suggesting you add an image to your story. Three other users are in view, and two unread stories are present. Beneath the stories section, alarms are set for 07:00, 07:05, 07:10, and 07:10.
A user is using the iOS Calculator app to solve the equation 3+2. A captcha overlays, informing the user that they must solve the equation 3+2. The user enters 6 as the answer, dismissing the captcha. The Calculator app shows 6 as the result.
On left, the actual iOS Weather widget is present. On right, a recreated version is present. It mirrors the visual design style of the predicted rain/snowfall chart, and is rapidly changing in value.
A screenshot of the discover feed. The first post is this parent post: “I should just hide the discover feed from my timeline lmao”
The Places API (New) includes the following APIs: Place Details (New), Place Photo (New), Nearby Search (New), Text Search (New), and Autocomplete (New). This document contains an overview of these new APIs.
A screenshot of a "Critical security alert" on a Google account. It's titled "Suspicious activity in your account". "If you don't recognize this activity, someone might be using your account". "Activity done from: 1 session on unknown device. Browser: Other. United States." Following this is a blue checkmark with the detail "This device".
A screenshot of the iOS Clock app. A timer shows a total of 5 minutes, 44 seconds, and 61 milliseconds. Three laps are present. The first is titled "Walk to Blahaj", taking 2 minutes, 33 seconds, and 80 milliseconds. The second is "Walk to purchase", taking 2 minutes, 33 seconds, and 46 milliseconds. The third is "Walk to exit", taking 37 seconds and 34 milliseconds.
A screenshot of Wi-Fi settings on iOS. One network is present, named newlines. It takes up the entire screen.