Snooty McSausages

@snooty.bsky.social

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Writer. Reader. Food-lover. Cook. Dog-lover. Dirty lefty. Friendly introvert. Existentially terrified. From Aotearoa/New Zealand - now living on never-ceded Gundungurra land. Owned by sausage dogs. She/her/dachshunds.

A freezer full of Dinner Ladies meals boxes
Big pot of minestrone soup. Recipe here: https://www.recipetineats.com/minestrone-soup/#recipe
A bowl of Mexican chicken soup topped with cheddar, diced avocado, Greek yoghurt & jalapeño. Recipe here: https://www.recipetineats.com/slow-cooker-mexican-chicken-soup/
Slow cooker filled with Beef Massaman curry recipe here: https://www.taste.com.au/recipes/slow-cooker-massaman-beef-curry/2032d35f-e025-4f62-899f-76957e6fd3d1
My dachshund and I are pleased to discover a large bowl of homegrown cherry tomatoes on our doorstep after our walk. Delicious!
Just a small sample of the 8,670,000 pictures I have of my dog sleeping. Poor stalked little sausage.
My red haired dachshund sunbathing on some bark.
A red smooth-haired standard dachshund and mini long-haired cream dachshund sniffing about their fenced garden.
A regal red-haired dachshund reclining on a grey dog couch.
A plate of jam-filled doughnuts on a white plate on a red platter.
An outdoor bench on the street with a wooden sign attached which reads; “Henderson Road Sourdough Exchange”. Gorgeous blue sky bush views behind. (The mountains will probably burst into flames soon but it’s a beautiful day.) Remember when we were “all in it together?” Are we now Sydney? You know the year has been a bit shit when you’re feeling nostalgic for 2020.
The joy of a large red dachshund when mum finally gets the air con working during this heat wave. Lying in the “splooting” position directly in the breeze 😍 It’s too hot even for this sun sausage dog.
My red-haired dachshund peering over my new bath tub as I enjoy my first bath here. I am broken physically from moving & spiritually from Bondi. Heat is helpful so good thing it’s weirdly cold (briefly?) for December in the mountains.
The iconic Aussie washing line
Giant bowl
My two beautiful dachshunds curled up together on cosy blankets in a bed.
A bottle of Kewpie Roasted Sesame salad dressing. This shit is addictive!
Two sausage dogs - one larger and red, the other smaller and white - snuggled side by side next to the foot of my office chair 🥰
My smooth red-haired standard dachshund gives me the STARE treatment. Yes, yes I shall do your bidding. As soon as I figure out exactly what it is. Perhaps cheese?
Pink white faux fur cushion! Caramel vintage cushion!
A large yoghurt container with a straightened coat hanger attached to the bottom. You place this over great hairy huntsman spiders then slide the cardboard under them to catch and release. They are fast f*ckers though. Brrr. I hope never to use it.
Mini shaded cream dachshund snoozing in a cosy dachshund- print blanket in a bed.
A fairly large blue tongue lizard 🦎 (skink) apparently living in our front yard
Small bowl of pasta topped with “bolognese” sauce.
Big pan of chickpea curry. Ugly but delicious.
Little dachshund wrapped in her cosy blankie. It’s still 🥶❄️ in the night.
Picture of a pie & sides in a cardboard takeaway container. Chicken, leek, roast veg & tarragon pie with a polenta crust (delicious) + a side of creamy mashed potato & gravy. Perfect after a bit of a hike on a cold wet day 🥧
Picture of cosy bedding with a large lump under it, which is in fact a buried sausage (Weiner) dog. My big girl loves to burrow. Today she took herself back to bed immediately after going outside cause it be 🌧️🌧️🌧️ #dachshund
Dachshund strutting down the road in her red and white spotty coat. ❤️