Mike

@snowcrash.ca

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Just some boring guy on the Internet. Touches computers to make money, plays video games and reads a lot.

A twitter post by Jon Bois: why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcyle out of a helicopter
A Tumblr post of a photo of a dash-mounted coffee maker, apparently for a Volkswagen. The response: Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FukkenScalden all over myself. Imagine umlauts on the u and a.
Somebody is smiling at a ghost-like image in a room. Caption reads "The relief you feel when you realise the weird house noises are ghosts and not shit you can't afford to fix."
Jeff Anderson in Clerks 2 talking about Lord of the Rings: "Those fucking hobbit movies were boring as hell."
Nic Cage in Con Air, the scene in the belly of the plane where he's telling one of the hijackers to "Put the bunny back in the box."
Two people arguing, first says "Can you imagine today's youth storming the beaches of Normandy?" Second says "I can't imagine today's boomers doing it, all y'all do is buy commemorative Trump teddy bears and post 'How to open PDF' as a facebook status" First responds "Ever hear of the Vietnam war?" Second asks "no, who won"
Wayne and Daryl from Letterkenny stand in front of an open barn. Caption reads "Not my pig, not my farm."
Lawrence from Office Space: Fuckin' A
A blurry photo of a small triangular decorative rock sitting on a table.
A semi truck with a green goblin face on its hood drives around. It's a clip from Maximum Overdrive.
a screenshot of this skeet showing a red heart followed by the number 666 because I'm the lucky cat who hit that number
Screenshot of a post from thepunningman from 2014. It reads: "The bond's Name. James Name." Pleased to... what? Bond Name's the james Are you alright? Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance
4 panel comic, all four panels have a cat sitting on a counter. First panel, the cat looks at a wine glass and thinks "I wonder if this will bounce." Second panel, cat is pushing the glass. Third panel, cat is looking at the floor. Fourth panel, cat looks at another glass and thinks "Maybe that one will."
Several decorative rocks sit on an outdoors table cloth.
Lucy Liu sits between two henchmen and says "Hubba hubba" to somebody off-frame.
My phone's lock screen. The first picture I took with a smart phone, it is my cat Travis, who had a lot of Russian Blue characteristics. He is half-curled on a duvet and looking past the camera.
A social media post, somebody says "It's the Final Brain Cell" *kazoo solo* Somebody else responds: I can't even describe the pain when I realized I could hear this in perfect clarify in my head
an alien face
A cat with tabby markings is loafed up and falling asleep on a couch with a hideous yellow cushion cover.
A tweet dated 15 July 2022 from Lesley Carhart. It reads: My assumptions, whenever the following people say, "Can we have a chat": Boss - I'm getting fired Direct report: They're quitting Family: Someone is dying Friend: I've done something embarrassing Doctor: I in specific am dying CEO: We're all dying
it's Bojack Horseman driving into the desert with his eyes closed and hands off the wheel.
A photo of the front of a restaurant. The sign reads "Diplomat Restaurant".