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Swish swish motherfucker. AuDHD | alphabet mafia 🏳️‍🌈 | rugby player 🏉 | scuba diver 🤿 | cis | she/her until something better comes along. 🇵🇸 ✊🏿 There's probably something funny in the alt text. London & Liverpool, UK

Screen grab of the song I'm being made to listen to - Kolazh III by Artiola Toska
Screen grab from Spotify of the track list from Ompa Til Du Dør by Kaizers Orchestra (Oompah till you Die)
Launch of the Qualcomm Dragonwing for robotics. A presenter is on stage and a robot walks on to join him, holding a tray with a tech component on it. The presenter takes the piece of tech and then moments later the robot just collapses on the stage. A few twitches follow. Some lanyard wearing stage hands cover the fallen android with black cloths, before manhandling it off the stage. The presenter looks shell shocked throughout.
John Leguizamo as Chi-Chi in 'To Wong Foo'. She's a drag queen wearing a black pixie wig, and a striking white strapless gown edged in silver, with dramatic silver jewellery.
Two kittens playing in a black plastic laundry basket
Sticker in the shape of a purple rosette which says 'Didn't kill anyone today'
Front cover of Terry Pratchett's 'Night Watch'.
The torsos and legs of two men sitting on the overground. One is sitting with his knees as far apart as possible, encroaching on the space of the seats either side. The other is sitting with his legs crossed, taking up just one seat's worth of space.
Sam Wallman cartoon of two people having bombs dropped on them by drones. The man says 'they say the next ones will be sent by a transphobic gay'. The woman replies 'really makes you feel like you're part of history'
Edited version of a Sam Wallman cartoon, depicting a brown skinned man and a hijabi woman against a mountainous backdrop. Drones are dropping bombs above them. A speech bubble from the man says 'they say the next ones will be sent by a transphobic gay' and the woman replies 'really makes you feel like you're part of history' whilst looking beatific with her eyes closed.
Collage photo split in two down the middle as though torn in half. On the left, a tall white woman wearing an elegant plum coloured long dress, with updo and jewellery. On the right, the same woman in muddy rugby kit tackling the ball carrier.
A grey kitten and a white kitten having a proper slap fight and wrestle
Video of two kittens playing with a ball. The grey and white one is marked Argentina and has the ball very efficiently taken off her by a black and white one marked Spain, who shows off some fancy footwork before lying down on the other side of the room with the ball. Victorious.
Rod Easthope 2020 sauvignon blanc. Jolly nice.
A pile of grey and black kitten lying on a furry rug and a cool mat
A hand-drawn and photocopied 1991 flyer for a friend's band called Dionysus Apollo, live at Hollywood's in New Brighton. Features a terrible, dark photo of said band looking moody.
Captain America's shield lies cracked by some wheelie bins
Jean Grey and Kitty Pryde are 5 month old sisters, looking for their forever home together. Rescued as extremely nervous feral kittens in the middle of a storm, they've now blossomed in their foster home into happy, playful kittens. Grey is the bolder of the two, now starting to demand pets and very happy to be stroked. She's also warming to being picked up, and shows all the signs of being a real love bug. Kitty is a little more cautious, but loves a good head rub and purrs very loudly. With the right space they will continue to grow in confidence. They'll need access to a garden, so they can be introduced to the wonders of the outdoors once they've settled. They're wormed and vaccinated, and fully litter trained.
A loaded weights rack in the corner of a somewhat dusty garage gym. Much less chaos and risk to toes
Multiple-accused rapists and sex trafficker, and all round awful misogynist Andrew Tate being arrested by Federal Marshals in Miami. He's wearing a purple satin shirt open to the sternum, with extensive jewellery, and cropped slim pants in the same grey as his loafers - worn without socks obvs
A newbie running at a tackle bag
AI image of a sleek, shiny car service showroom, surrounded by pink cherry blossom and incredible sunbeams blasting through the glass roof onto the Non Specific Car. A wheeled Snap-On storage cabinet stands on the pavement with a wireless monitor on top of it. Two more lurk in the shadows. The car lift mechanism extends outside the building.
Photo of inside the sadly defunct Tiffin Box restaurant in Walthamstow. It has a long low orange bench along one wall, with half the wall painted a similar colour. There are large themed prints on the upper cream painted section. In the left of the photo is someone wearing a very similar orange jumper, with the neck pulled up to obscure their face so they blend into the wall.
Seven large white tailed bumble bees on purple globe thistle blooms
Pete Hegseth senior yearbook photo
A pair of kittens lounging on a cool mat
Video shot from the overground along the burned out back gardens of people affected by the recent wildfire in Walthamstow
A pair of four month old kittens indulging in some very half-hearted fighting
Two kittens having a purr
A grey and white kitten standing on a discarded England shirt. Though in fairness this is a Lionesses shirt, who are quite good at football and brought it home last year 😁
Three mute swans on a lake. Each is holding one of their legs out of the water behind them. They do this to help with cooling.
Railway and gardens ablaze in North East London.
Still from Spaced. Tim (Simon Pegg) and Bilbo Bagshot (Bill Bailey) in Fantasy Bazaar comic shop. Tim's shouting BABYLON 5 IS A BIG PILE OF SHIT.
Portable AC units from £300 - £900
Pompous American blocks instead of responding.
A grey fluffy cat lying on a sofa looking very miffed
A cute collage photo of a grey and white kitten doing a big yawn
The same cat rolled halfway onto his back, revealing a lot of fluffy tummy and more of the tea towel
A large fluffy grey cat lying on a tea towel on the sofa, giving me a very evil look
Bio page of @thetallsister.bsky.social showing that they have me blocked
Message from my pension provider wishing me happy birthday and telling me I should be making plans for retirement. Cheers fellas.
Cheery message from my work pension saying "Congratulations on your birthday. You're now at an age when a lot of people start making their retirement plans." Thanks lads.
A fire raging across multiple suburban gardens in Walthamstow, East London
Train timetable showing all trains from Wood Street to Liverpool Street are cancelled
Grass fire along the slope of Bidston Hill, Wirral.
View of the setting sun over the Dee Estuary/ Irish sea. It's partially obscured by smoke.
Two kittens - one grey and one black - lying on a blue cool mat. I'm stroking the black one, who stretches luxuriously.
Aerial shot of a fire burning across multiple suburban gardens
Excerpt from an essay in The Christian Century which quotes Body Count (2009) " Its subtitle tells a fuller story: A Quantitative Review of Political Violence Across World Civili zations. For Christians, the surprise comes when author Naveed Sheikh concludes that “the Christian civilization emerges as the most violent and genocidal in the world history.” Compared to Islam, Christianity is a clear winner: 31.94 million deaths (by Muslims) to 177.94 million deaths (by Christians)"
Tweet from massive racist knobhead Rupert Lowe which simply says 'Jude Bellingham'.
Tracking shot through a garden then honing in on a grey cat lying under a bush, on a bald patch he's created over time
A black and white kitten playing aggressively with a toy bee on a spring
A cute grey and white kitten half lying in a cardboard box. She's looking up at the camera
Two kittens playing with a toy. Closest to camera is a tuxedo, with the night vision making stripes very apparent on her fur.
BBC video highlight trailer image showing Harry Kane and not Jude Bellingham. Interesting.
Mr Tumble stands smiling in front of a farmhouse. The same farmhouse used by Black Sabbath for their 1970 debut album. He's wearing a blue waistcoat with yellow stars, an oversized pink polka dot bow tie, and has a clown nose painted on. He's more terrifying than anything Ozzy could ever have imagined.
My back having had an extremely lightweight preparatory outline done by the tattoo artist. To quote a friend: I look like I've been mauled by a geometry loving bear.