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e.g. Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader

Joe Carter leaping into the air after hitting the world series winning home run. He is about to high five someone's hands clean off from the looks of things
Three wooden utensils made out of black walnut. One is a normal ish spoon, the middle one is a weird long spoon and the third one is a pancake flipper/spatula, two sided)
The wikipedia sidebar for Capybaras, which shows one picture of a capybara on a muddy beach looking to the left, and underneath the picture it shows the conservation status, which is labeled LC for Least Concern.
A picture of a jeopardy contestant called Lizard Hogge. He is wearing a garish sweater with a stiff blue collar over it, has a greying beard, and looks as shocked as we are when we found out his name was lizard.
Picture of a rusty scythe with some trimmed grass on the blade
Screen recording of an audio file playing in a media player. There is a music note in the middle of the screen and play and pause buttons underneath. The file is called his Bedroom ballrooma
Picture of a box of something called Nesquik Loaded, which is chocolate nuggets filled with vanilla cream. The Nesquik rabbit is on the box, which is black with a blue cereal bowl in the middle with some milk splashing around.
Screenshot from a CBC story that reads: B.C. officers now allowed to kill abandoned domestic sheep to protect wild animals CBC 10h The image shows a sheep and two lambs cuddling
Screenshot from a CBC News story. The headline reads "38-year old dead after crash with pickup truck travelling in wrong direction on Hwy 401: OPP" And from way out of left field the subheadine talks about a completely different incident. Subhead reads "2 police officers taken to hospital with non-life-threatening injuries for a separate crash in same area.
Picture of a handmade wooden spatula with some notches cut out for moving hot oven racks
Screenshot of a video thumbnail on my phone. The thumbnail is black and has a grey play button in the middle. The file size is 99.99 MB
A picture of a sandwich and some vegetables arranged on a plate to look like a badly drawn stick figure angel type thing. The sandwich sides are the wings, the carrots are the body, and one slice of cucumber for the biblically accurate head.
Sreenshot of an NBC Article that reads: US HOCKEY PLAYER BRADY TKACHUK SLAMS WHITE HOUSE TIKTOK AS 'CLEARLY FAKE" AFTER ANTI-CANADA SLUR"
I made a friggin tuna dip, it is pictured here in a bowl, it has corn and tuna and yogurt and mayo and spicy crunchy soy bean oil paste or whatever that stuff is
Screenshot of a popular mechanics article titled A Scientific Breakthrough Has Unveiled the Ancient Source of Our Pain, with a picture of a skeleton with fiery red shit all over his neck. Looks so painful, I think I have the same thing.
Photo of the band Evanescence, featuring Alex Jones in a bad wig???
Screenshot of a story about a Guns n Roses tour, the picture shows Axl Rose, not Conan O'Brien, and Slash
Screenshot of CBC video about culling diseased ostriches
Ellen with a gun
Screenshot of the Majority Report with 0 views posted 19 seconds ago
Screenshot of a Toronto Star headline about a teen bear getting sprayed and stabbed at a party
Screenshot of Apple Music playing She's Lost Control by Joy Division
Screenshot from the Superman game. The statue of Liberty is telling Superman (Shohei) to be kind
Some garbage about woke on the Conservative website. It reads: Whereas 9 years of this NDP-Liberal government have decimated Canada's armed forces where we are now 16,000 troops short, and with fewer recruits and reservists signing up to defend our borders and our freedoms abroad; Whereas Justin Trudeau and his ministers have consistently bungled procurement processes and failed to secure the equipment, ships, submarines, and planes that our women and men need; Whereas Trudeau's government and his bureaucrats have been focused on sending gender advisors to other countries to lecture them abroad on GBA+ issues, all while banning traditional navy hymns and prayer at Remembrance Day ceremonies here at home; And whereas this woke NDP-Liberal government has abandoned our troops by forcing them to rely on food banks, left them with sleeping bags unsuitable for Canadian winters, and refused to reimburse them for meals they need while serving abroad; Therefore be it resolved that we the undersigned call on Pierre Poilievre and a Common Sense Conservative government to scrap Trudeau's woke culture and replace it with a warrior culture, support our military with the resources and equipment they need, and once again restore pride, honour, strength, and respect in Canada's armed forces.
Screenshot of the description of a Sportsfeld Podcast episode. The description reads : Sportsfeld is the sports podcast about nothing! It's a sports show... but not really. Zubes is back with Devang and Jake for another episode of Sportsfeld, with special guest Justin Bourne... or so we thought. Bourne's absence triggers a rant from Zubes (1:28) and leads to the crew making a hilarious impromptu call (6:32). Sophie Merckx makes hockey Twitter turn on its head (9:58), revealing some of the major issues with social media (15:30). Lastly is everyone's favourite segment; Sad / Not Sad (25:23).
Picture of the stool I made. It's a three legged wooden stool made out of Douglas Fir. It's all dented and shit because it took my years to make and basically got kicked around the shop nonstop.
Picture of a lift n peel tab
I'm drunk but trying my best, it's my hand carved shoe horn. Red oak.
It's a picture of me holding a can of lit pickle hard pickle seltzer. It is disgusting and I hate it and I drank it all and I'm vaping too.
Closeup of a hand carved oak shoe horn
Prozzak Www.Nevergetover on the radio
Spoon carved out of oak that looks like a Pikachu tail
Lord of the rings winamp skin, featuring Samwise
A Balatro hand containing entirely Kings, which was good at that time for me you see
Wooden spoon carved from the branch of a tree I found in Toronto.
A picture of my lunch (the eponymous Man) which consists of sliced chicken breast, rolled and sliced pieces of ham and cheese, and a bowl of mayonnaise and mustard
Future spoon from a branch, the branch is split in half and a spoon is drawn on it in blue pen.
Screenshot of Crazy Cutters on the Nintendo DS I think
Drawing of a spoon on an oak scrap next to a chisel.
Some oak spoons I made. The lighter coloured wood is sapwood, darker coloured wood is heart wood. All from the same chunk of oak.
Picture of the knives and spoons and future spoons on the maple stump I use to axe on.
Screenshot of Steve Dangle looking like JD Vance