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Writer / Contributor for So Many Games. | I am here for the escapism.

Calculon from Futurama saying "I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing."
screenshot from the game. pixel graphics. top-down perspective. two people stand before a large building surrounded with greenery. one says to the other, "The elements await you."
screenshot from the game. a small figure standing in a puddle of purple in on a fenced off precipice looks out over a sea of lava, with a large rocky protrusion front and center with lava flowing off of it.
Shiver from Splatoon with the same frown as in the OG image.
an open book on a table with blackletter font. there is a large frowning toadish creature depicted on a page with the name Tsathoggua displayed beneath it.
an old woman sits on a bench next to a tree. a young redheaded girl stands nearby. they look out over a cliff toward the sea. the sky is entirely covered with dark puffy clouds that look painted.
screenshot from the game. pixel graphics. each sprite exists within a square of a big grid. there is water, various pushable boxes, holes, arcane objects, and a couple of people.
screenshot of the IGN review of Doom: The Dark Ages - Revelations. it's rated 9/10: Amazing.
screenshot from the game. pixel graphics. dark starry sky background. solids and platforms are textured a little like stone with bits of grass on top. there are a couple lasers. a blue robot guy with a square head stands in the center.
a dark empty building with brick walls and rooms connected by a wide hall.
Screenshot from the game. Senua, a Pict warrior, stares out over a rocky vista where smoke billows over a mountain in an orange sunset.
Come on, men! Nobody lives forever! Charge!
blue circles: Zelda, Splatoon, and Orbitals. green circles: StarFox and Deltarune. yellow circle: Pokopia.
Mean Girls "get in loser, we're going shopping" meme, but it says "we're going to kill god."
screenshot from the game. pixel graphics. a bunch of gray platforms over a black background. all the darkness is notably contrasted with a device that glows purple.
Clarissa from Clarissa Explains It All being handed seven different plates full of pancakes while she tries to take a bite of just one.
screenshot from the game. pixel graphics. mouse protagonist Mina talks to an orange fox-like person in front of a purple house. she says "Wow, Rhene, your quick broom work really helped out back there. Sorry you got, uh, swept up in all of this."
screenshot from the game. old 90s PC graphics. there is a large heavy metal door set in a brick wall. playing cards are stacked and laid out on top of the interface.
screenshot from the game. hand drawn and monochromatic. it's a forest with some broken pillars and statues. a skull with a horned helmet hovers over a dialogue box that says "fear is not truth."
screenshot from the game. pixel graphics. a kid in a safari-ish outfit stands next to an open golden chest.
logo says "i want some pizza do you have any"
screenshot from the game. a little bald head, or the top half of one anyway, cut off just below the nose. he's floating in a kitchen sink filled with water. cartoony 3D style.
The above post and another post below it in my feed featuring garfield with an unnaturally large grin, standing on his hind legs, eyes wide, arms spread wide.
A round brown computer monitor with light tan text for display. It has a book excerpt on it and notes beneath. A rectangular analogue display with a lever sits on a table beside the monitor. The analog device displays "JS40."
screenshot from the game. pixel graphics with a pre-rendered background of a city. a boy and a bird stand on a balcony looking out over the city.
screenshot from the game. text reads "Sidequest #13: clean out closet."
screenshot from the game. pixel graphics. a redheaded girl stands in a lush green forest near a river. there's a bat.
screenshot from the game. harsh hand-drawn lines with bright colors. a blue person surrounded by flowers.
zoomed in image from one of the screenshots. person says "hi! i'm ordinary al. i'm very normal and there's nothing weird about me at all."
Two open cans of Dr. Pepper. One is Cream Soda flavor, the other is Cherry flavor.
A simple flowchart that amounts to me only buying a game if I'm going to play it that same day.
a picture of this post and a post from the Moby Dick account right beneath it that says "Moby Dick bodily burst into view!"
black and white pixel graphics. a little mouse stands among some platforms and hanging spikes. there is a snail enemy and a frog enemy.
a phone featuring a text exchange that contains the following text followed by a small plain chart with three data points: Boss: The Earnings call is coming up. We need to move the needle. Clean this up a bit.
hand drawn art style. a person walking up some stairs. it's all a shade of orange. an eraser is removing the top layer of some of the picture to reveal a deeper orange.
screenshot from the game. character is running to the right through shallow water. they are in a green forest with enormous trees. there are beams of light illuminating a smaller tree.
a data log from Horizon Zero Dawn that shows that March 11th, 2020 is Elisabet Sobeck's birthday.
the original image zoomed in on the 2 out of 5 stars with 9620 total reviews.
2d pixel art screenshot from the game. It has a purplish hue. there is a big door and a maze of spikes and square and rectangular platforms. a knight in blue armor with a winged hat jumps near a lizard looking creature.
A list of games released today: Planet of Lana II, Death Scourges, Soulmask, Poker Night at the Inventory, Docked, Never Grave, Banquet for Fools, Marathon, and Pokémon Pokopia.
screenshot from the game. pixel art. some guys dressed like power rangers on a hill. the red one says "Do your best to drink water and eat your veggies!"
AP News headline reads "Russia condemns US-Israel strikes on Iran as 'unprovoked act of armed aggression.'"
An old man stands among grass and rocks before a tall stone tablet in the moonlight. A whale with four fins is flying by in the sky.
a woman sitting in front of chicken cages. she says "what's up poultry man."
flavors in the image are blackberry, cherry, cream soda, and strawberries & cream
screenshot from the game, GameCube era. image features two robots: a flying television with eyes and a propeller on top, and he's next to a little slender silver mouthless robot with a plug trailing behind like a tail.
A window in the pretend in-game operating system. a little candle surrounded by the corners and passageways of low poly brick walls, reminiscent of the old maze screensaver.
a pencil-drawn hill with a windmill in the background and a tramcar in the foreground.
screenshot from the game. a small robotic figure with yellow tendril hair stands on a small red platform suspended in the air by cables. Large metal pipes and machinery are visible in the background.
screenshot from the game. first person perspective. metallic armored gloves hold a little golden figurine that looks like the protagonist of doom. caption reads "secret found."
a little pixelated suit of armor stands on a platform in a dark cave. a beam of blue light shines out of its helmet. there is a pink torch nearby.
a little mushroom guy is talking to a little purple guy. colors are bright. there is tall green grass and a little pond.
A green-tinted room with a man standing in an open doorway. The character and setting are designed to look like classic claymation.
suspended ornate platforms among misty blue air. towers in the background seem to hang from the sky. there is a large telescope on one platform. the player character has purple hair and is holding a paintbrush aloft.
a lush tableau of rocky cliffs, trees, and pink mushrooms. a small figure dressed in yellow stands before a large ornate archway. all of everything is made of colorful folded paper.
screenshot from the game. pixelated graphics. a boy is crossing a stone bridge and dragging an oversized sword. the background has a dark red hue. you can make out towers and a beam of light. it is raining.
a young woman standing on the grassy shore of a flooded valley. she's looking at a cow standing calmly on a shed, which is halfway underwater.
a woman and a man sitting on a couch. the dialog reads, "He said he'd be back soon."
A girl standing on a misty shore looking at a giant (truck-sized) catfish peeking its head out of the water.
a hooded old woman smiling at you in an unsettling way. the caption reads "You curious little guy..."