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i don't make money i make problems | policy wonk | the free city of minneapolis

A big block of ice, roughly the shape of the inside of a mini refrigerator freezer compartment
The big block of ice last night
Sam Adams' Holiday Porter
Gary Lockwood portraying Dr. Frank Poole
Lindsey Graham's face imposed over the DC skyline, with the capitol in the foreground. The words "have sex" appear in the sky, and "see you space cowboy..." appear under the late senator
Alan Ruck as Cameron Frye in Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Quint's introduction in Jaws
"Winners Don't Use Drugs" seen on American Amusement Machine Association important arcade machine attraction screens from 1989-2000 with Jacob Frey's name instead of FBI Director William S. Sessions.
August? For Christ's sake, tomorrow is the 4th of July!
A NYT graphic featuring a crowd of mostly white men joining hands with the caption reading "where testosterone and the bible are the 'new punk rock.'" Homer Simpson replies "no, it isn't"
A brass mid century modern pendant light with an adjustable height
Gwyneth Paltrow and Trae Stephens Discuss: The Future of American Defense in which hollywood's most charming wellness mom chats with anduril's cofounder about love, war, God, and her 'very progressive' husband
They live sunglasses meme Glasses off: Dean Norris in Total Recall Glasses on: Infamous Dean Norris "Sex gifs" tweet
A vacant hotel hallway
The pool was listed as "out of order" but is still filled and the room is lit.
Broken window blinds, repaired by me with the in-room stationary. No blackout curtains were provided
A mostly empty parking lot outside of a dark hotel
Brick Soldierfish Myripristis amaena
John Cusack as Martin Blank visiting the convenience store that sits where his childhood home sat in "Grosse Pointe Blank" (1997)
a campfire at night
Mark Wahlberg
A tent in a wooded campsite
A cloudy sky above a campground along the north shore of Minnesota
fox NEWS OPINION NASA'S LUNAR TRIUMPH EXPOSES HOW BIDEN'S WOKE MANDATES NEARLY DERAILED ARTEMIS
The Taxpayers performing live
A bumper sticker reading "I came to Minnesota to fight ice and eat ass and I'm all out of ass" on a rusty white pickup truck
The weird grift robot walking with the weird grift first lady above tasha yar wondering if the robot is fully functional
Bones from Star Trek the Motion picture
A construction dumpster with "FUCK ICE" graffiti
Genn Beck's "AI" George Washington
A railway overpass with graffiti reading: "Kill the poor" -DT
a haggard looking donald trump in what appears to be an imperialist trade show within his golf course
Yikes horse emoji
"are you talking to me?" "no. my son is also named brantley.
A sign modified to say "stop ice"
A Rick and Morty gas mask for getting high in some way
Melania movie poster
Ok Ima fight Ilhan omar Damn Ilhan omar got hands
A Pembroke Welsh Corgi on a couch, he has black fur around his eyes that looks a little like a mask
A Pembroke Welsh Corgi on a couch
A frozen pizza from Jakeeno's in Minneapolis
A protest scene in Minneapolis, with a blue filter because it was cold
Jack Nicholson Yes
Bruce Campbell in Tornado! and Bruce Campbell in Escape from LA, both released in 1996
Top the Tater
Dabbing Dude meme
You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.
"John Carpenter's They Live" glasses meme showing ICE agents becoming ATF agents
An intersection viewed from a bus stop at night in the winter
The spectral form Dick Cheney assuredly telling Donald Trump "You watch the hood, I'll watch the skies."
The president "truthing" "Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum"
A trailer that has been absolutely "can-openered" driving under a low bridge
A New York Post graphic with the headline "Michael Jordan claims he had no choice but to sue NASCAR" The quote "Fuck them cars." is present in the center of the image.
A screenshot from a problematic crime reporting app showing the location of "Person With Frostbite at Pump & Munch"
A semi truck with the trailer destroyed from going under a bridge with insufficient clearance.
Alan Rickman in Die Hard
Friendship ended with MTG Now Zohran is my best friend
A discarded CRT TV and mini refrigerator outdoors on a bed of dead leaves. The CRT screen is heavily scratched.
Prime Market & Deli 2951 Central Ave NE, Minneapolis, MN 55418
A holiday display outside of a car repair garage featuring a large round turkey made of hay. Someone has placed a human skull mask on a turkey.