ahdok

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I make comics sometimes https://linktr.ee/ahdok

A photo of British ex-prime minister Liz Truss next to a Lettuce with googly eyes on it, with the chyron "Day one: Can Liz Truss outlast this lettuce?"
An animated gif showing a scene from Star Trek (original series). Lt. Uhura is shown appearing to perform a very deep, over the top respectful bow to another crewmember - who appears to be enjoying the display of deference... until she finishes it the movement with a powerful haymaker slap that sends him to the floor.
A screenshot of the Break website's blog entry list.
Just make it exist first, you can always frorg it up later.
Xena (in the form of Gabrielle) jumps from a high building to ambush Gabrielle (in the form of Xena). Gabrielle (in the form of Xena) senses this and just steps aside at the last moment, causing Xena (in the form of Gabrielle) to faceplant out of shot.
raaaAAGaAGAGHH
A comic showing a goblin (Konsi) dressed in a fancy dress, talking to her adventuring colleagues. FAELYS (a gnome with pink hair): Konsi. I know this is a formal event, but we're famous adventurers. They're expecting a... rugged look. Why do you always put so much effort into these things? KONSI: Well that's okay for you... but it's different for me. You can get away with muddy boots. Me? I'm a monster to them. People are afraid, you know? I have to make myself as tolerable as possible. Um. So that I can do my job. I need to be elegant, delicate, fragrant, eloquent... U N T H R E A T E N I N G (a whide shot showing her full formal attire, it is a frilly blouse and dress with a corset, peplum and multiple large bows, in green and gold. Her hair is immaculate.) TORON (a half elf rogue, entering the conversation): I think you just like dressing up- KONSI (interrupting): I DO NOT. KONSI: The ruffles are for professional use ONLY.
An abstract cacophony of shapes and creatures, drawn in pigment liner ink and coloured with copic markers.
A tiny red dragon attacks a wizard dressed in black and red.
Vecna riding on a giant vecna statue.
four pantone colours. Cherry red, plum red/purple, burgundy red, and pink.
An abstract mess of shapes and creatures, overlapping. Visual noise. Black ink on white paper.
Mitch's hands are almost charcoal black.
Mitch McConnel has a simple gold band wedding ring.
She is faceplanting. Legs splayed out and butt straight in the air.
Hatsune Miku, dressed as Sherlock Holmes, inspects a Fifa World Cup Sky-Wire camera.
a goblin reading a letter and being surprised by its contents.
A photo of some Royal Talens art creation sketchbooks in a TK Maxx in the UK. The smallest square size is £2.99
A still from a video by Amy Schulke where she has dissolved part of the Rendr paper to show the polymer layer below.
A graphic showing the engagement per follower rate for a small artist on twitter (1.6%), mastodon (5.4%), tumblr )7.6%), and bluesky (14.4%) From papers and studies the expected amount of engagement for social media creators is generally about 5% (although this is wildly variable based on the kind of content they make and the following they have.) This data was taken in October 2024, where bluesky communities were actively promoting artists and engagement to try and get people to migrate, so the bluesky numbers are a little high, however the Twitter numbers have gotten *significantly* worse.
A black background of space with some white stars. Overlayed is the word "HUSH" in bright red lettering. The letters are very stylized, almost glyph-like.
Panel 1: I'm looking at my monitor, wearing a headset, talking to tech support. (There is a suspicious orange glow on the right side of the things in the panel.) ME: Okay it's installed and going. SUPPORT: Great. Go to "Sensors" and send me a screengrab. Panel 2: SUPPORT: Oh my god! that's WAY too hot for your CPU! Panel 3: (a view from a slightly rotated angle, showing that the computer is literally on fire. ME (pensive): That's not usual?
A minecraft sign that reads "I don't know how to physically emotionally or spiritually fix this."
A screenshot of the post, which refuses to load for me.
Slide 55 from Softbank's shareholder AGM last month. (A picture of a goose, with a cross section showing an AI-slop image generation of "factory stuff" moving golden eggs around with robot arms. The golden eggs come out of the side of the goose on a conveyor belt. Every egg is labelled "ASI" (Earlier in the presentation it was established that ASI means "Artificial SuperIntelligence", but not established what that is or what that means.) and the Goose is also labelled ASI. The factory is labelled "Internal mechanism.") The text reads: The true source of value, GOLDEN EGG FACTORY inside the goose. What you see are the eggs What produces them is the factory itself.
A slide from softbank's investor presentation that starts with the idea of running a regular business then suddenly, randomly, out of nowhere adds "realizing Artificial Superintelligence" to the mix, with no explanation of how or why.
Incomprehension
A huge grid array of hand-drawn faces.
A tomytronic 3d handheld game for a game called "SKY ATTACK" where you drive a tank along a motorway and shoot ships that are definitely not tie-fighters.
The Alessi diva watering can, that resembles a stylized opera singer.
A promotional photo for the BBC's "Arthur" TV series, showing Queen Guinevere wearing a red gown with gold accents.
It’s a me!
Official Network Rail info: it says “Do not travel” and explains that there are no trains out of Cambridge in any direction today.
The contents of the gold box SSI game "Pool of Radiance" on the C64
A photo of the Mario 3 manual with the koopa kids arranged in a circle around the text "We just love being mean!!"
The final panel, with Tara moved to be peering out of the ceiling.
A normal guy drawing with a normal pen.
A blank pizza
An informational diagram showing different (bad) ways to cut a circular pizza. 1) A grid cut, labelled "Tic-Tac-Toe" 2) a regular 8-way cut, but the middle is very off center, labelled "Off-Center Inequality." 3) A six-slice cut where each cut is a sinusoidal curve, labelled "Apple Beachball" 4) A spiral that goes all the way to the middle, labelled "Spiral Cut" 5) Looks normal, but is labelled "Just draw the lines on with a sharpie" 6) Regular shaped slices cut out of the middle of the pizza in random positions, labelled "Why" 7) A side view, showing two long horizontal cuts through the entire disc, labelled "Layer Cake" 8) Mostly diagonal lines splitting the pizza into shapes, labelled "Tangram" 9) Two identical pizzas, labelled "Banach-Tarski"
The problem
The contractor who Trump hired to repaint the reflecting pool.
The value comes from "internal mechanism."
Panel 1: "I just learned about "Make a terrible comic day" on the hottest June day ever recorded in the U.K. Let's do this! Panel 2: (it is drawn wonky and melty): "It hot" Panel 3: (Everything has melted)
Softbank's "50 year life plan" that revolves around building a future for the next generation.
Oops.
Konsi the goblin reference sheet
A cartoon of Keir Starmer moving to the right, while leaning his head to the left. An onlooker dumbly exclaims “he’s so left leaning!”
the hotdog guy looking for the guy who did this
The Dadliest Catch
Konsi dressed as an imp
It was transparent in the preview window.
You can do it!
A screenshot of the same post on Tumblr. It is presented as a grid of images, with proper transparancy, where all the images are visible on the same screen.
I'm a genius!
A dwarf merchant noble lady, with angular mineral-like white chalky dreadlocks. She does not approve.
Definitely not Proloe
The reverse side reads: Definitely real Nintendo Switch Gift card £50 small print disclaimer: this is not a toy, contents may vary, not legal advice, if symptoms persist for 24 hours, consult your doctor. Not part of a balanced diet. Do not operate heavy machinery. Objects in the mirror are reflected, all rights reserved. All lefts available on request. You accept our use of cookies, not real.
Bowser Jr. Balloon. A horror.
A badly drawn replica of the "Bowser" nintendo switch card with wonky eyes.
Incomprehension