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pronouncing "testicles" like an ancient greek name account run by psymar@unstable.systems sidhe/fae

Robespierre, with the top part of a speech bubble pointing down, indicating he is the speaker of the following post. I realize the French Revolutionary Calendar happened only after Robespierre was executed but I can't find a picture of whoever's fault it actually was.
A man sets up a line of progresssively larger dominoes. the smallest, starting domino is labelled "Massachusetts Bay Colony founded by Puritans." The largest domino is labelled "America has giant underground cheese bunkers".
A Magic the Gathering card titled "One with Nothing". the art depicts some weird energy orbs leaving the brain of a bald man with a white fu manchu and beard. it's an instant, costs one black mana, and the effect is "Discard your hand." The flavor text is "When nothing remains, everything is equally possible." It is not a good card.
a pair of comments by tumblr user theinfiknight: "Hang on I gotta google something real quick" "Ok this is funny"
A text message from an unknown number, asking "For whom do you plan to vote for Senate in November?" and with choices of Republican, Democrat, and Other/Unsure, then "Stop to end"; along with my reply, "What are you a cop".
A blue box with lit windows, labelled as "POLICE (PUBLIC CALL) BOX" around the top, better known as the TARDIS from Doctor Who, surrounded by a small amount of snow.
An image stylized like the logo of the "nWo: new world order" wrestling group from old WCW, except it says "hRt: hormone replacement therapy"
A 4-panel comic with Alphinaud, Wind-Up Alphinaud, and Estinien. First panel: Alphinaud says "I, well, he's slain primals before, right. and the lady Ysayle is with him...". second panel nothing happens. third panel wind-up alphinaud trips and falls. fourth panel: Alphinaud says "Do you think he's doing fi--" and Estinien replies: "You're asking after the health of someone who jumped off a 500 yalm cliff while being, you know, not me, because, and I quote, 'If you think I'm going the safe yet uselessly long way around to get this last aether current, you're perfectly sane, but also, wrong.' (in bold) He'll be fine."
the Florida Gulf Classic in-season tournament will have a matchup on Nov. 28 of names reading BALL PITT for Ball State and Pittsburgh
A picture of a very distant helicopter above part of the Sydney Opera House but most of the Opera House is out of frame. A caption underneath reads "This image of a helicopter over the Sydney Opera House shows neither adequately."
The ending screen of Super Mario Bros., except the name MARIO has been changed to KRIS, Mario's appearance has been altered to look more like that of Kris Deltarune, and the text edited to THANK YOU HEROES! YOUR QUEST IS OVER. WE PRESENT YOU A NEW QUEST. PUSH BUTTON B TO SELECT A CHAPTER
Screenshot from Deltarune, Chapter 2. Ralsei, Kris, and Susie face Queen as the player must choose between "Bosom" and "Perish"; the choice "Bosom" is highlighted
Hilda, from The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
A mock CEEFAX screen showing a pixellated graphic of a fox with its ears pinned back, and the text FUCKEN WIMDY