Softbeef

@softbeef.bsky.social

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Drawing. Links: https://softbeef.carrd.co/

Some chud loser with some animal gear standing in a cafe that I TOTALLY DREW MYSELF AND DIDN’T USE AN UN-WATERMARKED STOCK PHOTO FOR (i lied ID reader sorry its a stock photo background)
A man with short faded hair and fennec fox ears(?) and tail weating an archaeologist getup
Panel 1: A mysterious blurred creature Panel 2: A scruffy man scratching his unkempt beard removing his Lion themed headband Text bubble 1: “Earlier Last Night….” Text bubble 2: “Uhh yeah.. all the staff wear it but i’m the heir or whatever I just wear it for fun… there’s no beastfolk here you mightta saw the mascot worker or sumthin.”
A BIG DUMB hairy redhaired dude
A lil guy with lion features gives YOU a thumps up!
A blonde man with animal ears and a tail
A man with a slight bloody nose gives a cheeky expression and a thumbs up with font above him saying “Tough Luck”
A man holds a bat in an unusual fashion like a microphone surrounded by surreal bloody imagery
Text 1: Everybody has bad taste except for me alone! Text 2: Dude, your taste sucks too!
A Can of Diet Dr. Pepper
A four armed humanoid man is having a flex off with an anthropomorphic Bull
Sorry loyal alt text reader just know my characters Wolfram, Reid, and Hal were used for an inspiration meme and all my options were very based and cool and that’s a lotta text.
ID in sequence
BIG BOY IN THE DISTANCE BIG BOY IN THE DISTANCE, BIG BOY WEARING TANUKI SHIRT THAT I USED A STOCK PHOTO FOR
ID: A sketch of a bearded man “Ah beef you got to show non-commission art or people will think you’re a hack” says the evil goblin on my shoulder
Activism begins locally
Clint the Blacksmith from Stardew Valley drawn in my artstyle Text: “The real Stardew Valley was the Blacksmiths we romanced along the way”
Default Farmer with Clint from Stardew Valley and Emily giving them the thumbs up in spite of the wall of insults around Clint.
Text: "I don't WANT to open commisions but I NEED money, I wish I were given 500k and left alone to draw shitty comics all day"
Text: "AI sucks ass because my laptop could explpde today and I would still be able to draw"
An unfinished colored doodle with my character Hal with his ponytail down and my other character Reid a large bearded man resting on his lap strumming a guitar that I TOTALLY COLORED IN AND DIDN'T GET LAZY WITH
Me sick in bed from 8am-11pm (yes its not 11pm yet but im predicting my day) Text: Watching Ratatan Gameplay Text 2: sick
My character Reid a round bellied red haired bearded man with slightly hairy arms wearing a t-shirt with a familiar sprite scene from Deltarune There is a background with a fun little score
I look at my watch and it says its “Bear o Clock” Text 1: Whoa lookit da time Text 2: Bears Bears Bears Bears
Its just a sketch of my OC Reid a bearded man with a scar across the side of his face wearing a siiiiick T-Shirt thats says KING AUTISM strumming on a VERY POORLY DRAWN guitar Text bubble: “(singing) They’re gonna eat our eyes like grapes from the farmer’s market~”
A hairier, beardier, meaner than normal Moomin with a plaid ensemble and a curved axe.
My character Reid a large round bearded redhead SLAMS his entire body against the door singing loudly and offkey while on the other side Hal a rather slim man with a rather fancy afro curled ponytail and glasses obscuring his eyes chuckles in amusement Text1: WHAT IF WHEEEEEN HE SEES ME?! Text2: I LIKE HIM AND HE KNOWS ITTTTTTTTT? Text3: WHAT IF HE OPENS UP A DOOR AND I CAN’T CLOOOOOOOSEEE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT Text4: Whaaaaaaattttttt happenssss theeeeeeeennnn???!!?!?
A sketch of a man bleeding slightly dangling from an obstructed object hanging from the side of a building
Unfinished Colored sketch of my boy Baldric a red haired knight wearing a mix of regal and nordic clothing and a cape blanketed on his back
Sorry ID reader its just a dumb sketch of me at the gym, you should listen to Vaaru Veeru from Devadas.
Yeah yeah I re-used an old doodle get over it. ID: A yellow anthropomorphic bear surrounded by a poof effect has his beard transformed into a white grizzly scruff.
Pictured left is my character Hal with a long afro braided hairstyle wearing a plaid sweater vest combo, on the right is my character Reid a large portly man with a big fluffy beard They are both holding presents, Reid bloodied up and not Hal and both thinking of being together with Wolfram the man from the previous picture
A sketch of a large burly and hairy man bruised up a little with bloodstains around his body, he looks away from the POV. His left hand appears to be black and furred like an animal. He is holding a Christmas looking gift in his hands.
The actual mona lisa of Santa drawings it looks so good and not actually a 5 second doodle I did of Santa Claus, trust me Image Description reader
A hairy man with no shirt off and a portly belly with a half turned werewolf head carries a smaller man on his back pointing confidently to himself. Text: “I got a degree in awwo-chitecture”
Text: “I’ve heard it said, that people come into out lives for a reason” Tiny figure in the distance sitting on a poorly drawn chair crying like a dumb baby. Text2: “Wow.”
The following image description is provided in fluent werewolf: ahhwwhrroooo awrooo ahroo wruff wuff Haha just kidding its just a bunch of sketches of my OC Wolfram a big hairy man who becomes a bigger hairier angry werewolf
Sketch of a man sitting in an abstract (totally not lazily sketched) foliage of trees and leaves, sword grounded with a maple motif and a background of autumnal symbolism.
A man with dark skin, a clean cut circle beard, and long curly hair wearing a baggy dress shirt and argyle vest is reading a book with a rather otherworldly texture to it.
A large rather intimidating man with a scraggy black and red beard with a contrasted cute apron with adorable bear prints addresses the viewer in a flirtatious manner Textbox 1: Marty Textbox 2: "Aww, a present? That's so sweet I could break your wrist, hehehe~"
10 Video Games to Get to know me meme in no particular order: Suikoden 2, Street Fighter 2, Diablo 2, Age of Empires 2, Dragon Age 2, Atelier Marie and Elie, Heroes of Might and Magic 3, Monster Hunter Portable 3rd, Dungeon Fighter Online, The Sims 4 Yes that is a lot of 2’s
Sketch of a bearded man bruised and looking contempt, his shoulders appear to be growing hair
A red-headed man lays on a makeshift couch set-up with an electric keyboard hooked to a wall outlet with snacks scattered about, singing "I'm Not Feeling Like Myself" from Adventure Time
A big burly redheaded man is extremely flustered, holding a very skimpy looking outfit themed in the colors of the bisexual flag. There are two others a mustached pale man on the left and a dark skinned woman with long curly hair holding accessories (a bunny headband and glasses) to match the outfit teasing the burly man in the middle and oogling him affectionately. Text 1: Oh dearest, loveliest hunkiest, hairiest Clayton, we're just SOOOOO proud of you finally coming out Text 2: and we got you the most perfect and suuuubtle outfit for visibility day Background text: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
gratuious and highly extremely detailed louvre painting of me (trust me)
THE SHORT ONE SINGS IN JAPANESE AND THE LARGE ONE JUDGES HIM HE IS SO UPSET HE'S HAIRY AND BEARDED AND GRUMPY THAT'S ALL HE GOT GOING ON.
You ever get a feeling in your brain like you're losing it but you decide to drill through it anyways? Oh uhhhh inage description a couple of sketches I did on paper, first one is my character Wolfram a big hairy bearded grump in a chibi artstyle.
Pictured left my character Alfonso and on the right Ozmund singing Steampowered Giraffe's "Honeybee" Ozmund is flustered by the bodily contact from Alfonso's prosthetic hand touching his shoulder
We are the best from heavensent, crowned in light forever bl-- Oh sorry, I sketched my OC Saxalone Ranger with a halo over his head, that's the image description that's all you needa know.
A slightly bruised up man wielding a bat garnished with bandages wears a t-shirt that reads "Its not MALE GAZE its COSMIC YURI you wouldn't understand"