🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛

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i'm aj i'm 24 i'm they i'm alive

a skeptical-looking gray cat sniffs a Splatoon Raiders game cartridge
a four star google maps review of a gamestop by Yail who says "Okay, NOW This GameStop Got Better, They Restock A Golden Freddy Squishmellow And Other Stuff But I Couldn't Get Two Cuz I'm Almost Broke But I Bought The Golden Freddy Squishmellow And It Was Soft And Rare Also! Your Getting Better!!"
some canada geese and an orange traffic cone
a small translucent plastic bottle sitting in a pool of its clear contents upon a wooden windowsill. its label says in red text "WARNING: THIS SILICON LUBRICANT CONTAINS CHEMICALS AND SHOULD BE USED FOR LUBRICATION PURPOSES ONLY. TO BE APPLIED ON THE RUNNING DECK ONLY. KEEP OUT PF REACH OF CHILDREN. READ OWNER'S MANUAL FOR LUBRICATION INSTRUCTION."
two small crocheted octopuses with button eyes, one orange and one blue, holding little arms with each other, upon the keys of a piano keyboard
photo of tomodachi life screen where teletubby Dipsy is saying "I don't want to see Pinkie Pie ever again."
figure 1. the updated sugar glider pet and its in-game description, "A pet for a Mii! This nocturnal possum's common name comes from its sweet tooth!"
figure 1. the updated sugar glider pet and its in-game description, "A pet for a Mii! This nocturnal possum's common name comes from its sweet tooth!"
a small frog rests on the leaf of a tree with all of its limbs tucked in close to its body. its slightly bumpy skin is pale green in color, with some sparse lighter spots and dark flecks.
photo of Tomodachi Life game on nintendo switch showing mii character of Fluttershy from My Little Pony, and her info card which lists her three tolerated foods
a digital illustration of a cartoony clown with a tall, skinny oval face, bald on top of his head, save for one single curlicue strand sticking up, with long neon green hair in the back. he's got long eyelashes, a shiny round red nose, and pink blush circles on his cheeks. his outfit is made up of various colorful polka dot and stripe patterns and his shoes are oversized
in the video game Tomodachi Life Living the Dream, a clown with long green hair says "I think I'm falling in love with Dipsy!" . an apparition of Dipsy, the green teletubby, in this instance wearing a green frog costume, appears to the right.
tripadvisor dot com Zeppy's Baigel Bakery?
Best Buy website screenshot. text reads: Questions & Answers Does this game have any comic elements? Yes, the game has comic mischief. * This question and answer was generated by Al based on customer and product data.
screenshot of umamusume game showing Admire Vega with her long horse ears and TM Opera O with her tiny horse ears
i redrew Tony Auth's famous "where do you work out?" "at the library" comic panel but it's TM Opera O as the buff man saying "Pray tell, where DO you work out?" and scrawny Admire Vega with especially long ears saying "Audible"
a pole used to say "NO SMOKING NO FUMAR" but now it says "NO SMOK NO MAR"
beloved children's book character Pete The Cat wears a headband that says RUN and a marathon bib that says WIN
a Mercedes vehicle which has a black fabric cover over just the very front "nose" end, with precisely shaped mesh cutouts over the headlights and grille, and a clear window for the license plate.
two cute pastel cartoon whale shark magnets hold up a black piece of paper that says "HAPPY NEW YEAR 2026" in flaming red letters. importantly, the whale sharks each have a manta ray hugging their bellies.
a small flat rubber keychain of umamusume horse girl character Narita Taishin in chibi style.
Robin Williams Disney's Flubber
many books by children's author Mo Willems lined up on a shelf, with four duplicate copies of "I REALLY LIKE SLOP!" among them
two paperback books, "Building in Minecraft: The Unofficial Guide to Building in Minecraft and Other Games" (?!), and "Minecraft ®️ Recipes for Dummies." the former shows a small pixelated Mona Lisa and an intricate, spanning structure of ornate arches on the cover.
album art for "OOH WAFFLE DOG" by Mr Weebl. it is an illustration of a dog made out of waffles, with breakfast sausage and bacon for legs, chocolate chip eyes and a blueberry nose.
a decal on a shop window of two corn dogs (food item) but the usual pancake coating is somehow waffle. it says WAFFLE DOG underneath
the orange pumpkin, now upon a table with a sticky note affixed to it that says "EVISCERATE ME! :)"
a small, 10 ounce bottle of ocean spray cranberry mango juice
dora The explorer.
two round red tomatoes above a gently curved cucumber that slightly bulges out in the center. it looks like an eager smiling face
two round red tomatoes and one white garlic clove above a green curved cucumber. it looks like eyes, a nose, and a smirking mouth
two round red tomatoes above a green cucumber with a slight curve. it looks like eyes and a gently smiling mouth
screenshot of a 2D illustrated Mazda2 car in an anime, but the Mazda logo, which normally resembles the letter M, is flipped upside down, like a W
a low resolution screenshot of a 2D animated Nissan Cube vehicle as it drives by in the background of a scene. it's called the Cube because the back end is indeed shaped like a cube
a silver car; an eighth generation honda civic si sedan. it is fairly plain looking with a modest spoiler on the back.
a wood panel on the side of a white building seems to be painted with black chalkboard paint. written at the top is the faded prompt "TO BETTER MY COMMUNITY I WILL:" the rest of it is completely blank
loose scribbly drawings of various tamagotchi characters. lionetchi, tustustchi, memetchi, and yattatchi
a gray striped cat rolled over on her back and side, curled into a C shape, showing her pale chin and neck and fluffy belly
"A The 'Man-Eater'" says text, below a photo of cattle with a zooming motion blur effect
a tally counter for different models of Honda vehicles i saw on my outing: 153 CR-V, 41 Pilot, 39 Accord, 31 Civic, 22 Odyssey, 10 HR-V
the my melody variety of oyster charm dangling from my finger and refracting light through its clear oyster body
a gachapon product display photo for "WE ARE OYSTER" hello kitty and friends charms. they're clear plastic shaped like oyster meat with opaque sanrio characters' faces and ears on them. they are oyster
a brown tabby cat scratching its ear with its back foot
a cartoony pen and marker illustration of Badtz Maru, a black and white penguin with spiky hair, shocking Kasane Teto, a humanoid vocaloid girl with red hair in spiral pigtails, via a hand buzzer as they shake hands.
a bright green, square-shaped bucket with three separate compartments and a yellow handle, made for washing paint brushes. the Splatoon 3 weapon tri-slosher is based on this
on a glass door is an isolated painting of a giraffe wearing a purple tutu and dancing. except, the giraffe has two outstretched arms halfway up its neck, in addition to the usual four legs below the tutu. or maybe three visible legs and one tail. accidental ? giraffe centaur
a simple illustration of a white eel larva above the words "EEL, BABY." screenshot of website RTG.fish