Gaby Baby

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Magic: the Gathering Cube guy // big Knicks fan // irate socialist Beware, fellow traveler, for quickly does the octopus of choice become the legless eel of desperation

The magic: the gathering card Solidarity
A grid of 9 magic cards. The cards are Zhur-Taa Goblin (RNA), Massacre Girl (WAR), Risen Reef (M20), Embercleave (ELD), Rotting Regisaur (m20), Gemrazer (IKO), Yorion, Sky Nomad (IKO), Thalia’s Lieutenant (SOI), and Bloodbraid Elf (ALA)
A 2-panel comic referencing a joke from the Simpsons. In the first panel, a bus driver says “don’t make me tap the sign.” In the second, he taps a sign reading “I’m not saying the democratic party is a controlled opposition party but I am saying that if I were running a controlled opposition party I do not know what I would do differently”
A screenshot of a tweet from Turning Point USA founder Charlie Kirk posted on August 21, 2025 in response to a news report that Trump would be going on patrol with the national guard in Washington DC that night. Kirk's tweet reads, "President Trump is going out on patrol tonight in DC. Shock and awe. Force. We're taking our country back from these cockroaches. Just the start."
Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants in a state of exhaustion and delirium. Looking in his eyes, there is no telling what this man could do
A really busted house. The garage door and front door are both misshapen; windows are falling off the hinges, and the gutter is detached.
Lisa Simpson from the Simpsons looks down at the post below in disbelief
A screenshot of the "add muted words and tags" menu in Bluesky. The words "Stephen Colbert" are typed into the textbox, indicating that the taker of the screenshot is about to mute that term.
A video of a selection of options in the cooking oil section of a grocery store. The camera zooms in on a bottle of Graza “Frizzle” olive oil, which is the third separate type of olive oil the company is overcharging customers for
A tabby cat wearing a collar with an orange bell sits in a black office chair. One of her legs pokes through the hole in the armrest