Sojaro

@sojaro.com

640 Followers 380 Following

Cartoon Cat on the Internet Your new best friend They/Them https://twitch.tv/sojaroSP

Screenshot of Kanna Banana's profile information, specifically the part that says "I am ill of mental & fat of ass” because this is a response to her posting her ass, which is, as clearly advertised, fat. The joke is that it's a good butt, Tom. Alt text is supposed to reasonably explain all of the context necessary for someone to have the same experience as a sighted user experiencing that post.
"Tummy Posted" dark souls text
Recording from Pokémon Champions. The final turn of a doubles match with Sylveon on one side and Toucannon on the other. Toucannon uses Beak Blast but is knocked out by Sylveon's Hyper Beam.
Screenshot from the Proton DB page for Marathon. Game is rated as "Borked" with a threatening red banner.
@everyone Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to go masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.
Clip of the language selection menu from Stoat. Lists "English (Simplified) next to the American flag and "English (Traditional)" next to the UK flag.
A picture of the moon.
the image is basically decorative relative to the point of this post, I really don't care if you acknowledge the content of this as long as you say something nice. this image is eye-candy per a11y standards.
White text "tonight's episode: the writer's barely-disguised fetish" overlaying a police station at night. The image comes from the 1980s television program "Police Squad"
Discord Orb promotional email. "Introducing Discord Orbs - Reward your play and unlock premium upgrades. Meet discord orbs - your key to unlocking nitro, shop items, and more! Complete quests, collect orbs, and redeem them for sweet stuff. Zero real money required. Decorative diagram explaining this with bad UI elements and squiggly lines.
Posts from Kanna-banana.bsky.social reading "wtf a video on monument mythos? those are rare" and "you fuckers better stop trying to make true crime discourse because yall just manifested trump talking about the Unabomber and if every discourse ends up on him we're SO screwed"
Bee Luigi from Super Mario Galaxy 2
Black American domestic long hair cat, fur rusting in the sunlight, sitting by a window.
Celesteela full art pokemon TCG pocket
tails key art from adventures of sonic the hedgehog; he's brown like a loaf of bread.
Brigitte Macron, wife of French President Emmanuel Macron, also argued against the pronoun, saying that "feminism is a grand cause, but it's not a cause that's worth changing the French language for."
"What's your opinion of this user?" written in white on a black background. Text field is circled in white with arrow pointing out from the circle to the user's profile picture. Entire image is composed against a jpg crushed purple-blue field.
Chaos Angel Chao model from Sonic Adventure 2 Battle
Nikon EM SLR camera mounted with a Nikon SB-E speed light flash.
Tumblr post that says "I have a suggestion." From an account named "isuggestforcefem"
Screen capture from Google. Sergey Brin Net Worth. Photo of Sergey Brin with a shit-eating grin standing in front of a red background with "137.2 Billion USD, 2025" super imposed over it in white text.
screen shot from super mario galaxy that says "you can now play as (picture of luigi's face) luigi"
tweet from @djoats02 on 16 January 2020 that says "Sex is a very intimate and sacred act. remember your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with anyone who plays league of legends"
Screenshot of player info from Pokemon TCG Pocket, including a picture of the pokemon Eevee, followed by the text "Your Player Info" Name: Sojaro Friend ID: 0909-1578-5650-2489
Alex Kidd in the Enchanted Castle Alien Soldier Alien Storm Altered Beast Beyond Oasis Bio-Hazard Battle Bonanza Bros Columns Columns 3 Comix Zone Crack Down Crazy Taxi Decap Attack Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine Dreamcast Collection Bundle Dynamite Headdy Ecco Jr. Ecco the Dolphion Ecco: The Tides of Time ESWAT: City Under Siege Eternal Champions Fatal Labyrinth Flicky Galaxy Force 2 Gain Ground Golden Axe Golden Axe 2 Golden Axe 3 Gunstar Heroes Jet Set Radio Kid Chameleon Landstalker: The Treasures of King Nole Light Crusader Mega Drive and Genesis Classic Bundle Nights into Dreams Phantasy Star 2 Phantasy Star 3: Generations of Doom Phantasy Star 4: The End of the Millenium RiStar Sega Bass Fishing Shadow Dancer Shining Force Shining Force 2 Shining in the Darkness Shinobi 3: Return of the Ninja Master Sonic 3D Blast Sonic Spinball Space Channel 5: Part 2 Space Harrier 2 Streets of Rage Streets of Rage 2 Streets of Rage 3 Super Thunder Blade Sword of Vermillion The Revenge of Shinobi ToeJam and Earl ToeJam and Earl in Panic on Funkoton VectorMan VectorMan 2 Virtua Fighter 2 Wonder Boy in Monster World Wonder Boy 3: Monster Lair
Long hair black cat, sitting in a window sill, looking out the open window.
Spell icon for "Summon Carbuncle" from Final Fantasy XIV; depicts a pale blue carbuncle against a darker-blue background.
Commodore set deck for Vic 20, the cassette loader is ejected, but there is not a tape set to the reels.
Sega Genesis 1 / Mega Drive 1 connected to the Mega CD 1
Bluesky user number post format; text: celebrating 10M users; #552,788, with azure "Certified bluesky elder, First 10%" stamp.
Stock image of a cardboard box held up by a stick. White thread is tied to the stick and leads off-stage. Under the box is a wedge of cheese.
A plump, orange and white cat standing on a window sill.
clip art of a cracked white egg with the yolk and white beneath it.
Three orange cats on a purple bed.
Kumo, a solid white cat, sitting on a floral pillow. She is asleep.
Portion of an emailed advertisement from Square Enix regarding upcoming game Foamstars. The image reads "Want to learn more about FOAMSTARS" followed by "yes" and "no" buttons.
sonic chia pet
A cartoon-design of a grey and white plush cat with violet eyes.
Screen capture from Bluesky Social Github page banning pushes for changing "post" to "skeet"
2024, the first three words you see are what 2024 will bring you
An orange cat sitting on a purple bed.
Mattel see and say toy, a roulette with different animals on it
cartoon cat sitting next to screen for Blue Spheres, the Sonic Minigame
zillow page listing the white house for $468916200
Sesame, black-and-white short hair cat
Screenshot from Final Fantasy 4, showing the "You spoony bard" insult.
Screen shot from final fantasy xiv 6.5 patch notes showing the increase in the level cap to 70 and the inclusion of the Stormblood expansion
The pokémon ditto, a pink, agender, amorphous blob.
Mikan, an overweight white and orange tabby. He is mostly out of focus in the photo.
Kumo- a solid white domestic short hair cat, standing on a grey blanket.
Extremely zoomed screen capture of Goomy plush that was in the background of the photo in the parent post.
Photo of an orange and white, adult cat in a cat carrier. He is curled into a flat loaf and sitting on a black towel, staring through the grate on the carrier into the middle distance.
White dish on a dark-brown table; dish contains kimchi, fried noodles with broccoli topped with scallion and sesame seeds, and a fried egg.
Foreground: Mushroom and cashew lettuce wraps, background: udon and wakame in broth