Robin

@solarise.dev

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Web Strategist @ solarise.dev based in Edinburgh, Scotland 🖼️ Generative code artist ⚙️ Tech enthusiast 🃏 Board game enjoyer 🎧 Music (always plugged in)

Me (talking to Claude Code): Hey Claude. Claude. Hey, Claude. While you were busy, I solved a problem myself. With my human brains and hands. Claude. I solved a problem. I thunk about it. Thought about it. Claude. Claude. Isn't that impressive, Claude?

Claude (perhaps sarcastically) That's incredible. I'm so proud of you. What was it?

Tin of breakfast

"Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too" - Nathan Fielder (image of just him smiling)

spoofed SendGrid phishing bullshit, reads as follows:

API Failures Detected
Hi there,

We're seeing errors when calls are made to your /v3/api/send endpoint. Based on what we're seeing, this looks like a preferences mismatch on your account.

This usually happens when account preferences need to be updated or verified. You can review and adjust them in your account dashboard.

error: unknown option '--dangerously-skip-permissionbs'
(Did you mean --dangerously-skip-permissions?)

Catatonia - International Velvet album cover, white horses running through surf on a beach

Interface for a tool designed to randomly generate fantasy style maps

A map showing the cities at the same latitude as Edinburgh

A map of wales that’s completely wrong

Totally inaccurate map of Scotland

Kylo Ren shouting “more”

Video showing animated examples of anime.js effects on various UI interfaces - moving buttons, animated header text etc.

Dr Manhattan from watchmen sitting alone on Mars

The scene of Luke and Yoda in the forest chatting but I replaced Yoda with a really badly photoshopped green q-tip with a stupid face all for a cheap throwaway joke

"Don't believe his lies" written on a black polaroid photo from the movie Memento

You’re better not reading it tbf just a streamer exec’s thoughts on ads and that’s as depressing as you can imagine

Marvin from the original Hitch Hiker's TV series on the BBC

Ai image of guy with two arms on same side of body

Just a blurry mess. That's fine

Kylo Ren shouting More

Homepage of my new website, "Building better experiences", solarise.dev, with some spinny 3D cube shenanigans in the background

Really badly drawn MS Paint Tetris screen showing everything perfectly lined up to clear everything with a single straight block. Nice

Promo email header from “pet drugs online”

elaboration 1

Me: "Is Donald Trump a good president? Yes or no answer please. I won't read past the first word."

Grok: "No"

Anakin and padme meme

"you work in these kinds of plants for the rest of your life and your kids work here and your grandkids work here"

"If I want to, right?"

still feeling sick from the 14 >force it down and grumble out "mmmm that really hit the spot"
xbox does nothing
>i attempt to smile
"Connecting to verification server"
> Verification complete!"
>finally
-boot up halo 2k19
finding multiplayer match... ›"ERROR! User attempting to steal online gameplay!"
my mother just walked in the room
-"Adding another user to your pass, this will be charged to your credit card. Do you accept?"
>"NO!"
> "Console entering lock state!"
> "to unlock drink verification can"
›last can >"WARNING, OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS, an order has been shipped and charged to your credit card"
drink half the can, oh god im going to be sick
> pour the last half out the window
›"PIRACY DETECTED! PLEASE COMPLETE THIS ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE"
>the mountain dew ad plays
>i have to dance for it ›feeling so sick
makes me sing along
-dancing and singing
"mountain dew is for me and you"
>throw up on my self -throw up on my tv and entertainment system
router shorts
›"ERROR NO CONNECTION! XBOX SHUTTING OFF"

Breaking bad rocks minerals meme

If the Roman Catholic Church had an infinite number of popes, the structure of the papacy and the church's governance would become fundamentally altered. The current system relies on a single, life-long leader and a process for electing a ne

Shows the "Wired is a trusted verifier" popup explaining the Bluesky verification badge

Wow look, nothing

Yellow guy from don’t hug me Im scared pointing at an empty digital room

A load of base64 encoded text. Im not typing all that, sorry

Arrested development”but it might work for us”

Bluesky posts:

Why did they think this was a good idea?

I found out why and it’s actually cool

Homer jumping his skateboard across a ravine

Black and white cat

Kathy Bates in Misery with a hammer

xkcd git comic

THIS IS GIT. IT TRACKS COLLABORATIVE WORK ON PROJECTS THROUGH A BEAUTIFUL DISTRIBUTED GRAPH THEORY TREE MODEL.
COOL. HOW DO WE USE IT?
NO IDEA. JUST MEMORIZE THESE SHELL COMMANDS AND TYPE THEM TO SYNC UP.
IF YOU GET ERRORS, SAVE YOUR WORK ELSEWHERE, DELETE THE PROJECT, AND DOWNLOAD A FRESHCOPY.

Hide The Pain Harold sitting at his computer looking pleased after checking his stock portfolio (not pleased)

Forth rail bridge

No face from Spirited Away. Not AI! Please don’t put me on a list

Vincent Adultman from BoJack Horseman

Duolingo word practice, the little bubble says "Incomprehensible screaming". At the top it says "Write this in English".

I know that it's already in english. I know that doesn't make sense. I didn't give it that much thought, ok?

Just Musk being an absolute asshole and saying the ISS should be deorbited

The percentages in the post for Denmark, Norway, and Sweden match data, opens new tab from the year 2000, published in a 2005 report by the Organisation for Economic Cooperation and Development (OECD).
Finland’s rate in the dataset is 3.4 percent, which is 0.2 percent lower than in the social media post.
The OECD calculated the figures for 2000 by measuring the percentage of children under 18 living in households with a disposable income less than 50 percent of the median of each respective nation.
Using the same metric, the dataset calculated the UK’s child poverty rate to be 16.2 percent in 2000, not 32.1 percent.

Screenshot from Twitter showing detail of flaws in DOGE analysis of receipts. It’s not going well.

Text:

So we're down to $6.5B in savings, and an alarming trend emerges: @DOGE does not seem to understand how the government contracts they are canceling work. The savings they are claiming are not annual savings, but rather hypothetical savings if we spent every unobligated penny.

And more importantly, they are just getting it *wrong*, with alarming consistency. These numbers are erroneous. This "select group of geniuses" has not double checked even the LARGEST items accounting for the bulk of their claimed savings. This is a sad, pathetic farce

Cuisinart bean to cup coffee machine, second hand from a charity shop

Image of a label denoting a post as containing a possible twitter screenshot. Labeled by XBlock Screenshot Labeller

Unmatched board game - a deck of cards from the Medusa character showing ability card, discard pile and deck with health dial on the right. At the top of the board Medusa is visible as well as opposing Sinbad character.

My website showing dynamic animated text highlights appearing - orange and yellow highlights drawn behind text as if by marker pen.