Some Idiot Games

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We're an indie tabletop game developer and publisher making weird stuff from TTRPG adventures to board games. We want our current bad ideas to fund our future bad ideas.

A dripping gross troll being melted from the inside by your evil Magick spell. It's awesome.
Image of page 26 of the Wizard's Loot rulebook draft. I'm looking for some editing nerds that would like to read through it and give me some feedback.
A Boss card for Wizard's Loot. The Skeleton Tower is a bone construct made of. . .well. . .skeletons. There are stats and some words all over the card. It's honestly a bit boring to be honest. Does anyone even read these notes?
An Exploration Tile for our game Wizard's Loot. A center island stands between a bridge coming on from the west and going off to the south. Careful on the wooden bridges, these things look like they're held together with kobold glue and goblin nails.
A Boss for Wizard's Loot. A pile of blue corpses wielding weapons and crawling towards you is a horrifying thing to imagine. But that's what this card depicts!
A Loot card from our work in progress board game Wizard's Loot. It's a gross old orange oozing severed foot. I'm not even sure it is actually loot at this point...
Madam Bois is an animated chifferobe mimic, yes you heard that correctly. She is holding up a diamond and winking and smiling. She also has dragon feet that she is self conscious about.
PUMP KINS RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 1 large pumpkin, grown in a cemetery. 1 to 2 minor souls, whatever you have on hand is fine. 3 Demon Candles see my Demon Candle recipe linked here. 1 large pike, to fit. INSTRUCTIONS: To form your Pump Kin, Combine ingredients inside pumpkin and assemble on pike. Careful not to mix too many souls, may cause heckling of small children.
BLOAT the bloated marshes long ago, a forgotten society buried their dead in this marsh. they thought it holy. now, each new moon, glowing heads of the dead sprout from the preserved corpses within. their serene eyes follow travellers as they pass. Date:1885 Artist:Odilon Redon
DEATH TORCH. don’t light the torch and if you do, may THE BASILISKS suffer your soul. Lighting the torch begins absorbing the bearer’s HP. At ZERO HP, the torch bearer turns into a serpent that only feeds on blood. Date: ca. 1775 From: Compendium rarissimum totius Artis Magicae sistematisatae per celeberrimos Artis hujus Magistros
FLOWER. a lily blooms only on the fetid water when a soul of good passes from their mortal shell. it's beautiful and unbecoming of this horrid place.
thief. A thief has stolen the king's ring! Travel to the Den if Scieve, extinguish the traitors, and retrieve the ring. Everyone knows they stole it. You will be handsomely rewarded. - WARDEN EYES ONLY! - No one has stolen the ring, the ring has been lost, but a ploy from the king's viceroy has been created to get adventurers to volunteer for this "quest". The viceroy is a corrupt monster [still human, just a filthy bastard] that finally needs scapegoats for all their misdeeds. They send the adventurers on this quest and then demonize them when they return without the ring. but what if they return with the king's ring?
ash. spectral ash tree. when chopped and burned, the smoke causes hallucinations and 1D4 psychic damage to anything that breathes in the smoke. this method was used during Trials of Judgement to find witches and other "demons". it always worked. . .
A cute little one-eyed rat stuffed with explosives. This is probably what they'd have wanted their body to be used for.
A Warden. add these stats to any enemy to create a 'Warden-Version' of them. -1D6 [min 1] HP. +1D4 Armor. Special: Increases Armor and Morale by 2 for all surrounding enemies. enemies under the effects of a Warden will never surrender, only flee.
Maw Maw's inventory.